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AUTHORESSES WARNINGS: These are a few lil' things that we and our dear friends made after AyanamiChan got the idea after a conversation with Ayame-chan when she read AyanamiChan's fic: Weird Titleless Fic. Just be warned that there is a LOT of random insanity. Oh, and we don't mean to bash certain anime bishonen on purpose, ya know? Sometimes it's just too fun too. ^_^

THE ULTIMATE QUESTION: BOXERS OR BRIEFS?

A joint fic by many crazy authoresses from West Torrance High School

By: AyanamiChan

--Gundam Wing--Heero Yuy: Briefs Why: He wears spandex all the time, which would sort of defeat the purpose of boxers, ne? Duo Maxwell: Boxers Why: No solid proof on this one, but try and picture the great Shinigami in briefs! It just doesn't work!! Chang Wufei: Briefs Why: Okay, I admit that Wufei is a boxers kind of guy, but someone tell me that you wouldn't like to see Injustice Boy in a pair of Tighty Whitey's! Zechs Marquiese: Commando Why: Hey, he's called Sexy-Zechsy for a reason!! ^_~ --Fushigi Yuugi-- Tamahome: Boxers Why: He really seems like a boxers kind of guy, not to mention that I think we see his boxers a few times in the series. ^_^ [added by Ayame-chan ~ And he has the 'o.ka.ne!' boxers!!] Nuriko: Panties Why: Well, he *is* a crossdresser! [added by Ayame-chan ~ The panties have lil' red hearts w/chibi Hotohoris on it ^_^] ~~More Bishonen Answers!~~ By: Ayame-chan --Fushigi Yuugi-- Tasuki: I wear boxers, goddammit! Why: Hey, being the kickass, great Genrou of the Mt. Leikaku bandits, you have to show your men how to be kickass! Hotohori: Briefs Why: The most beautiful man in the Shi Ji Ten Chou is too beautiful for boxers! Chichiri: I prefer either one, no da! Sometimes, I might go [Taka-neko covers his mouth] mmrrff... Why: Well...he'd look good in EITHER of them, ya? Mitsukake: ..... Why: ..... Nakago: N/A Why: ...I don' t really *want* to know. Ask Soi! --Gundam Wing-- Trowa Barton: Boxers Why: ..... (He won't answer, so I will! Now, why else would he wear boxers especially when he has those really poofy pants?) Quatre R. Winner: Briefs Why: Little rich boy runs a lil' briefs factory of his own. ^_~ --Rurouni Kenshin-- Himura Kenshin: Briefs Why: Well, he does do his own laundry, de gozaru. ^_^x Sagara Sanosuke: Boxers Why: We saw them. ::drool:: --Trigun-- Vash the Stampede: Briefs Why: Whenever he's scared or in "Love and Peace!" mode, a high pitched squealy voice matches ^_^. ~~Dragonball~~ By: Juuhachigou Kuri Gokou: Boxers Why: Seen them. Vegita: Commando Why: One word: spandex. Kuririn (Krillin): Boxers Why: Seen them, heh heh. *nice* Gohan: Boxers Why: He seems like the boxers type. Yamucha: Briefs Why: It would explain why he used to be so afraid of girls... Yajirobe: Briefs Why: Explains why he'll never get any...::shivers:: Tenshinhan (Tien): Briefs Why: Ever wonder why he got that extra third eye? Chiatzu: Briefs Why: It explains his vertical-challengedness as well as that high squeaky voice! (They're too tight!!) Trunks: Boxers Why: His last name is Briefs, but I don't think he'd wear them. Also, I've seen them. Piccoro (Piccolo): Commando Why: He seems like the type. Kami: Briefs Why: He's old. They need to be held back. Dende: Briefs Why: It explains his shortness. Gero: Panties Why: Hey, he is a twisted old man, who knows how far that goes. Juunanagou: Boxers Why: I don't want to think about this one too hard, so I'll say boxers. Juurokugou: Panties Why: Can you see a big ol' dude like him in frilly little panties with pink lace? I can! Hahahahaha!!! Buu: Diaper Why: We've all seen it. Shon: Briefs Why: He's a wuss. Needs "support". Babidi: Panties Why: He wears a frickin' dress!! ~~Final Fantasy VII and VIII~~ By: Celestial Senshi Squall Leonhart: ..... Why: It's none of your business! Zell Dincht: Boxers Why: More breathing room, man. Irvine Kinneas: Briefs Why: C'mon...with those tight-ass pants? Cid Kramer: Briefs Why: He's boring. Seifer Almasy: Boxers Why: 'Cuz he's a bad mother $!#$%!! Cloud Strife: Boxers...with clouds on them Why: Because the mental image makes me laugh. Barret Wallace: Boxers Why: I ain't wearing no frickin' pansy underwear! Cait Sith: Briefs Why: Because they're cute! Meow! Sephiroth: Commando Why: Every man has his secrets ^_^ [All added later on by Ayame-chan] Vincent Valentine: Boxers Why: Well, he seems like the boxers type and when I come to think of it: Vinny in tighty whiteys? Uh...it doesn't fit in!! Cid Highwind: Boxers Why: Do ya !@#!%#@#$ think that @#$%@#$^@# whites 'r' goin' to help make some goddamn tea?!?

Well, that is all that we have, no da! Feel free to contribute!

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