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Mindless Chatting

A/N: This is our little chat thing (UltimaWitch86 & Setobsessed) VERY crazy and a bit humorous!!! We chatted through yahoo mail.

Disclaimer: Err...I guess we don't own the characters that we mention in this conversation... o_O iono...

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(err...don't remember how it started...left off from wherever...)

UltimaWitch: IMA BETTER DUELIST THAN YOU'LL EVER BE!!! YOU DON'T EVEN DUEL!!!

Setobsessed: Don't make me sick Blue-eyes on you!

UltimaWitch: Go ahead! I'll sick OBELISK ON YOU BACK!!!

Setobsessed: OH YEAH!?!?!? KEEP GOING! I GOT RA RIGHT HERE TO KICK YOUR ASS WITH!!!!!

UltimaWitch: Oh yeah??? err...I'll use...err...YEAH!!! DARK HOLE!!!!

Setobsessed: What's that card do???

UltimaWitch: IT DESTROYS ALL CARDS ON THE FIELD!!!!!!!

Setobsessed: So? I'll use Monster Reborn!!!

UltimaWitch: Oh yeah??? err...CRUSH CARD!!! no...wait...HELL YEAH!!! RAIGEKI!!!!!

Setobsessed: What's THAT one do?

UltimaWitch: Kinda like Harpy's Feather Duster but it eliminates ALL monster cards on the opponent's field!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Setobsessed: FINE!!! I'll use Monster Reborn again!!!!!

UltimaWitch: HAH!!! You don't know all of the God card rules!!! Magic cards...equip and crap...only works on God cards for ONE TURN!!!!!!!! IMA BETTER DUELIST!!!!

Setobsessed: You're being mean! *hugs Seto*

UltimaWitch: Seto don't love you!!!

Setobsessed: Yes he will!! You love me right???

<Seto:um… Yes?>

UltimaWitch: OH YEAH??? I BET HE'D WANT A YOUNGER GIRL WHO ACTUALLY KNOWS HOW TO DUEL!!!! YOU'RE TALKING TO AN UNDEFEATED POKEMON TRAINER HERE!!!!!

Setobsessed: All pokemon suck!!!

UltimaWitch: LAWSUIT ON YOUR ASS!!! POKEMON ROCKS!!! I AM THE MASTER!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Setobsessed: So? I bet I can beat you in a Pokemon battle!!!

UltimaWitch: I'll use MEWTWO TO SICK YOU THIS TIME!!!!!

Setobsessed: HAH!!! MEOWTH CAN'T DO ANYTHNG!!!! MY CHARMANDER'S GONNA KILL YOU!!!! FLAMETHROWER!!!!

UltimaWitch: I SAID MEWTWO!!! NOT MEOWTH!!!

Setobsessed: Oh...what's that? Is it that cat thing that the boss of team rocket pets a lot?

UltimaWitch: NO! It's a powerful pokemon cloned from a Mew. The guy who pets the other cat thing created it! AND IT'S PSYCHIC!!!!!

Setobsessed: NO!!! What was that type!?? Ghost pokemon beat Psychic!!! But I can't remember any!!! Fine! If you kill my Charmander, then I'll jump off a cliff! Just like my honey Seto did!!! You don't wanna kill me!!!!!!!

UltimaWitch: ...hmm, maybe I should just attack...?

Setobsessed: WHAT??? YOU ARE MEAN!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE I ASKED YOU TO FINISH YOUR RIKKU STORY!!!!!

UltimaWitch: ...I said MAYBE!!! And it's YOUR story not mine!

Setobsessed: YOURS now!!!

UltimaWitch: ...whatever, but hey! Mewtwo is powerful enough to kill your stupid Charmander AND simultaneously rescue you from falling off the cliff!!! HAH!!! WHO'S THE PKMN MASTER!!!!!!

Setobsessed: NO! SHE CAN'T BEAT ME AGAIN!!!!!!!! *cries and runs to Seto* UltimaWitch is being MEAN!!!!!

UltimaWitch: tsk, tsk...being outwitted by a girl that's like...what, 3 years younger than you?

Setobsessed: HEY!!! I'M STILL OLDER!

UltimaWitch: ...3 WHOLE YEARS!!! GAH!!! Damn older people...

Setobsessed: SHUSH!!!! At least I'll always have you Seto!!!!

UltimaWitch: SO??? I'm sure he likes younger girls that ACTUALLY DUEL!!!

Setobsessed: HEY!!! NO HE DOESN'T!!! HE LOVES ME!!! And he needs someone to cheer him on, not someone to duel him! That's why I'm *shudders* gonna be like Tea...eeww!!!

UltimaWitch: Tea sux and everyone knows that!!! I'm actually good at dueling so I'll be Mai!!! IMA GOOOOOD DUELIST!!!

Setobsessed: Oh, I know someone who's even better than Mai! I'm ISIS!!!!! AT LEAST I USED TO OWN A GOD CARD!!!

UltimaWitch: So...? I'd rather be me...I already beat both Isis AND Seto!!!

Setobsessed: You have the game?

UltimaWitch: Yeah. And they were HARD AS HELL!!! THE GAME IS HARD AS HELL!!!!!! I COULDN'T EVEN BEAT IT YET!!!!

Setobsessed: HAHA!!! YOU DIDN'T BEAT IT!!!!

UltimaWitch: So...? I AM THE MASTER!!! HOW DARE YOU MOCK MEEE!!! I HAVE A REP FOR FINISHING GAMES QUICKLY!!! DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW MANY STAR CHIPS IT TAKES TO GET A FRIGGIN RARE OR SEMI-RARE CARD??? 999999!!!!!! I BEAT FF8 WITH EASE!!! THEN I BEAT FF10 IN LIKE A WEEK AND THAT ONLY AMOUTED TO LIKE 60 HOURS OF GAMEPLAY!!! DO YOU STILL MOCK ME?!?!?!

Setobsessed: You didn't beat it!!! LOL!!! Anyway...SETO'S MINE! AND NEITHER YOU OR ASUNTA CAN HAVE HIM!!!!

UltimaWitch: So? Asunta's a wiccan! She can cast spells!

Setobsessed: NO WAY! HER SPELLS CAN NEVER MAKE MY SETO STOP LOVING ME!!!!!

UltimaWitch: I meant cast spells on YOU!!!

Setobsessed: AAAHH!! SETO, Kill Asunta !!!

<Seto: err...but...>

Setobsessed: HEY! FINE! IF YOU WON'T DO IT THAN SEIFER WILL!!!

UltimaWitch: HEY!!! Oh yeah?

Setobsessed: And I'll also ask *shudders* Rinoa to help cast a spell on you!!!

UltimaWitch: SO??? I'll ask for Ultimecia's help!!!

Setobsessed: I'll have Rinoa kill whatever girl that is!!!

UltimaWitch: NOPE! Rinoa's a WEAK sorceress!!! She can never beat Ultimecia!!! I AM INVINCIBLE!!!!!!

Setobsessed: Fine then I'll have Seifer help kill her too!!!

UltimaWitch: Nuh-uh!!! Since Seifer is Ultimecia's knight, he'll be turned against you!!! MWAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Setobsessed: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! SEIFER LOVES ME AND I LOVE HIM BACK!!! <Seto:but… I thought you loved me!>

Setobsessed: I DO!!!

<Seifer: SHE'S MINE!!>

<Seto: NO!>

(Seifer rushes toward Seto with his gunblade)

Setobsessed: Ultima! Help!!!

UltimaWitch: Fine... *casts Stop on both*

Setobsessed: Thanks! Now which do I love more...?

UltimaWitch: You want me to cast Esuna now?

Setobsessed: What's that do? *stares at both frozen guys*

UltimaWitch: It's a curing spell...it'll unfreeze both guys!

Setobsessed: *thinks about which is cooler* Erm, ARE YOU CRAZY??? I AM NOT DONE CHOOSING YET!!! LET ME MAKE THE LIST ON WHO TO CHOOSE, I LOVE THEM BOTH…let's see , Seto…um…

Seifer…..

(Then Seto starts moving again...)

Setobsessed: HEELLLLPPP!!!

UltimaWitch: *casts Sleep on Seto*

Setobsessed: Thanx! Hey Ultima, why are you being so nice? You're supposed to be killing me!

UltimaWitch: *going psycho for some unknown reason* YOU WANT ME TO KILL ALL OF YOU PEOPLE WITH ULTIMA THEN?????

Setobsessed: GAAH!!! NO!! STOOOOOPPPPPPPP!!!!!!

UltimaWitch: *starts to cast Ultima...but...*

Setobsessed: BUT WHAT??? MAKE A MOVE OR I'LL BE FORCED TO ASK FOR LI FROM CARDCAPTOR TO CAST A SPELL ON YOU!!!!!!!

UltimaWitch: FINE THEN!!!!!!!!! I'll cast an even worst spell than ULTIMA!!! *casts Apocalypse* DIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Then UltimaWitch gets disconnected by a phone call, but Setobsessed didn't know...)

Setobsessed: HEY!!! ARE YOU STILL THERE???

Setobsessed: YOU'RE ANNOYING!!! YOU'RE LIKE TEA!!!

Setobsessed: Hey...are you mad...? I was only kidding...

Setobsessed: I'm gonna get some food...

Setobsessed: It won't take me long...

Setobsessed: I'm back!

Setobsessed: YOU CAN'T STAY MAD AT ME YOU KNOW!!!!!

Setobsessed: Are you scheming something...?

Setobsessed: I CAN TELL!!! YOU HAVE AN EVIL LOOK ON YOUR FACE!!!!!

Setobsessed: Hey...are you still there...?

(And UltimaWitch comes back all of a sudden)

UltimaWitch: FUCKING ANNOYING CALLERS!!!!!!!!!! THEY CAN ALL GO TO HELL!!!! I AM SOOOO SORRY!!!! I GOT DISCONNECTED!!!!!

Setobsessed: Oh...well, back to the main subject...

UltimaWitch: So what were we talking about...?

Setobsessed: Oh...Seto and Seifer are unconscious...you're getting an evil look on your face...and I'm annoying you...

UltimaWitch: Oh...I'll send another new one...this one's getting long...

Setobsessed: And err...Seto and Seifer are still unconscious!!!!!

UltimaWitch: HEY!!! YOU CALLED ME TEA!!!!! I AM NOT TEA!!!!!!!!

Setobsessed: I didn't call you Tea! I said you were annoying like her!

UltimaWitch: ALL RIGHT THEN!!! *casts Full Life on Seto* I love Seto more so I'll only revive him!

Setobsessed: Are you ok? *hugs Seto* I LOVE YOU!!!!!!

<Seto: Huh? Where am I? Who are you?>

Setobsessed: AAAAHHH!!! HE HAS AMNESIA!!!! FIX IT!!!!!

UltimaWitch: OK! OK! OK!!!! *casts Selphie's Full Cure* That and since I LOVE SETO SOOO MUCH, I'll also give him this! *gives him Megalixir*

Setobsessed: YAY!!! What's a Megalixir?

UltimaWitch: Healing thingie...

Setobsessed: YAY!!! *squeezes Seto* I LOVE YOU!!! MY HONEY IS BACK!!!!!

(And the utterly bizarre conversation ends there when Setobsession brings up the idea to post this as a fanfic...and the idea worked cause you've just finished reading the darn thing!!!)

A/N: How'd you think? It was crazy and awkward but we found it quite amusing...though some parts were missing cause we couldn't remember the conversation well... -_-;; Anyway! REVIEW!!!