Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ ~*Yuna*~'s Final Fantasy Talk Show ❯ Episode 1: Secret Affairs Part 2 ( Chapter 2 )

~*Yuna*~'s Final Fantasy Talk Show Chapter 2

By YunaAngelOfHell

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Squaresoft characters because I'm not rich like the Squaresoft people.

~*~*~*WARNING*~*~*~ There might be spoilers for the Final Fantasy Games in this story.

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~*~*~*~*During the commercial*~*~*~*~

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Yuna: ::finally finds tidus:: aha! I found you!

Tidus: hey yuna!! ^_^

Yuna: You cheated on me!

Tidus: uh…you see…the thing is… ::looks around nervously::

Yuna: grrrr…you're gonna pay! ::summons anima::

Tidus: no!! not anima!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anima: ::roars:: I'll kill you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seymour: ::out of nowhere:: hey, that's my mommy!

Yuna: nuh-uh! I got this aeon fair and square!

Seymour: but she's my mommy!

Yuna: who cares?!

Seymour: I do!

Tidus: :: runs away while Yuna and Seymour are arguing:: phew!!!

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~*~*~*~*~*~*~The Present~*~*~*~*~*~*~

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~*Yuna*~: welcome back to ~*Yuna*~'s Final Fantasy Talk Show! We are now here with Queen Garnet!!

Audience: ::applauds::

~*Yuna*~: so, garnet, you have been cheating on zidane, correct?

Garnet: yes, that is correct

~*Yuna*~: with who?

Garnet: …zell

Audience: ::gasps::

~*Yuna*~: that jerk? How'd you end up with him?

Garnet: I was at one of Rinoa's many parties and met him for the first time. We got to talking and we really

liked each other so we started dating

~*Yuna*~: why did you keep this a secret from zidane?

Garnet: cause I still love him

Audience: aaaaawwwwwwwww…

~*Yuna*~: good answer. ::wink wink:: Are you ready to tell zidane now?

Garnet: yes I'm ready

~*Yuna*~: ok ::in radio thing:: send zidane onstage

Backstage workers: who?

~*Yuna*~: the blond monkey-butt

BW (Backstage Workers): oh, ok ::sends zidane onstage::

~*Yuna*~: please welcome zidane!!

Audience: ::applauds as zidane comes onstage looking confused::

Zidane: ::looking horrible:: whut am I doing here?

~*Yuna*~: whoa, you look like you just woke up!!

Zidane: I did just wake up…I think

~*Yuna*~: ::in walkie talkie:: what did you do to him?

BW: err, sorry, we accidentally put him in the sleeping booth instead of the soundproof booth

~*Yuna*~: oh…all right

~*Yuna*~: zidane, we brought you here because garnet wants to tell you something

Zidane: ::groggily:: whut?

Garnet: I've been having an affair with zell

Zidane: ::suddenly becomes wide awake:: huh? WHAT?!?!?

Garnet: are you mad?

Zidane: what?! Of course I'm mad!!! I want a divorce!

Garnet: NOOO!!!! ::starts to bawl::

~*Yuna*~: you guys were married?

Zidane: huh? well, yeah, we got married, of course

~*Yuna*~: …uh…sure… so you're gonna split up?

Garnet: ::still bawling:: NNOOOOOOOO!!!

Zidane: yes we are!!

~*Yuna*~: ok…so you're going to split up

Zidane: you betcha!! ::leaves hurriedly to get the divorce papers::

~*Yuna*~: I wonder if she'll marry zell…

Garnet: but I don't wanna have a divorce!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::didn't notice that zidane was gone and

is talking to the air::

~*Yuna*~: ::ignores garnet:: ok! That's the end of our "Secret Affairs Episode." Please be assured that this was not an act and

was completely true. Join us next time for another episode of ~*Yuna*~'s Final Fantasy Talk

Show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::waves to do the screen::

Audience: ::applauds::

::as the credits roll yuna could be seen beating tidus up, Garnet making out with zell, who appeared out of

nowhere and zidane filling out the divorce papers as fast as he can::

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Like it? Hate it? Review and tell me! Hey, can you notice the changes I made? It's a bit less…what's the word? Crappy. Yeah, crappy!

Love and Peace of Cake (Inside Joke),

~*Yuna*~ Angel of Darkness