Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ Advent Chicken ❯ I'm not a vampire ( Chapter 1 )

Vincent: Guys, come here, I want to settle something.

(Vincent leads everyone outside)

Vincent: Look! Sunlight! (points to a small stream and starts walking back and forth over it) Look! Running water. (holds up a cross) Look! Nothing! Here, Someone smell my breath, it smells like garlic.

Tifa: We could already tell THAT, phew!

Vincent: (grabs Cloud's sword) Look! I reflect! Here, someone bleed so I won't drink their blood.

Cloud: We get it, we get it, you're not a vampire. (takes his sword back)

Vincent: Damn straight I'm not a vampire.

(Everyone leaves)

Vincent: I'm a werewolf! (changes into Galian beast and runs off)