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Auron's Thoughts.

By: Chosen One

This is what Auron was thinking at the end.

Yuna does her stupid dance and stuff and now here we go at Auron's thoughts.

Wakka, what a retarded dip. He fights with a ball and he's a racist. That just isn't right. I feel really terrible. It must be painful to be such a dumbass. Look at that hair! How can he do that and how can it still be sticking up from under water??? O-O

Kimarhi, what a muss. I could beat those ronsos with one punch and he calls himself strong! I'm the man here!

Lulu, she's hot but she scares the crap out of me. She reveals too much and it makes me think I'm alive again. God, is she cheap as dirt but I had to act like she was expensive or she was gonna choke me with one of her belts. I think I made her pregnant. She's been burning me lately.

Rikku, she's cute but way not my type. She's 15 years old and I'm an old fart bag! God did I want to kill her at the Thunder Plains. She was so god awful annoying and I had to share a room with her! She would not stop frickin' screaming. Oh well, I'm going to the farplane anyway.

Tidus, the most annoying kid I had to baby-sit for ten frickin years! Oh god! Why didn't I just marry the priest's daughter? She was cute! This brat Tidus would not stop annoying me! I just felt like cutting his throat and force-feeding it to Jecht! I loathe this kid and I hope he disappears for some stupid ass reason!

Yuna, oh god. The worst one of them all. No wonder Braska wanted to leave her, she can't stop talking. I'm sick of her calling me Sir Auron! My names Auron and that's it! Those eyes creep me out! I just want to rest in the Farplane and beat the crap out of Braska and Jecht and live happily ever after. Maybe I'll hook up to that Aeris chick. She's hot.

Auron went to the Farplane and found Aeris and married her.

The End.

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