Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ Big Brother Sephy ❯ I. Milk ( Chapter 1 )

. Big . Brother . Sephy .

DivineAngel143

. I . Milk

Okay, I've never wrote anything like this before. And this whole chapter will prove I've finally cracked. Enjoy the insaneness of the way the Silver Haired men grew up together and the way their lives around Sephiroth is. And yes, you've been warned… this is very ridiculous and very much OOC. But what can you expect from an 8 year old Sephy, his little brothers, a deranged authoress and her cousin? XD

If no one knows, this relates to Final fantasy - Advent Children.

It was today.

Not an ordinary today, but today, was THE day, Kadaj -insert last name- was born, born into the world of today's hatred. It was such a Kodak moment.

Sephiroth glanced at the minion clone and smiled profusely.

Loz and Yazoo were still there, if you don't know where, they were standing behind Sephiroth. And yeah, they were standing there looking at the new addition to the Silver Haired family -insert last name here-.

And that was today, when the day, was THE day Kadaj was born, into the world of today's hatred.

Now, read on for the life of the Silver Haired Family -insert last name here-.

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The new addition to the family kicked and gurgled every now and then; making Loz and Yazoo irritated and more overly motivated to throw the creature out the window. They took the bottle of milk out of the refrigerator, where they got the refrigerator, how the hell should I know, and clamped it shut into Kadaj's mouth, and watch patiently on the occurring events that was bound to happen.

After a few moments of time, Kadaj's 'bottled milk' lay untouched, and was still in Kadaj's mouth. Although, what really made the two pair of three year-olds wonder was why in hell the damn baby wasn't drinking.

"WHAT IN DAMNATION DO YOU TWO BRATS THINK YOUR DOING?!" Sephiroth yelled, as he came through the doorway. The scene was horrid and his Mako green eyes shifted from one toddler to another.

"We were feeding the darn baby milk." Loz explained, although his language was still progressing it was fairly understandable. Yazoo stayed quiet to himself while wondering erratically why Kadaj wasn't drinking. It wasn't so hard, to pick up his small hands and handle the damn bottle, was it? After all, Kadaj was a day old.

Sephiroth narrowed his eyes. "Did you just say DARN?!"

"Um no," The young silver haired boy squeaked.

"No?"

"No…"

"No??"

"……no…"

"No?!"

"…yes?"

"Yes?? You said darn?!"

"No…?"

"No?!"

"Why isn't the baby drinking?" Yazoo asked while sucking his thumb. The scene Loz and Sephiroth were portraying wasn't very amusing, nevertheless the lapsed moments of time baby Kadaj hasn't even managed to get a drop of milk yet, confused the hell out of him.

Sephiroth glanced at covered bundle and the bottle, which grew unscathed. He slowly approached the crib, and took hold of the milk bottle and gasped dramatically. "It's cold,"

"Okay, let me on the heater." Yazoo piped… cute little Yazoo.

"NO, you idiots the milk bottle is COLD!" Sephiroth nearly screamed, making the baby cry. The eight year-old turned around and gasped, again oh so dramatically.

"So…?" Loz countered.

"Babies aren't suppose to drink cold milk; it's supposed to be warm." Sephiroth counted to bazillion using tens, and if close enough, a vein popping would probably be noticeable.

"Oh…" The two chorused.

Yazoo frowned at Loz. "I told you."

Yazoo yanked the bottled milk from Sephiroth, receiving a rash 'Hey', and ran to the counter which consists of all the kitchen's supplies. He threw, yes threw, the bottle inside of the microwave and waited for something to happen.

The electronic device stayed how it was when he placed the bottle inside, not working and still open.

Sephiroth came from behind and closed the microwave door shut. After a few moments of attempting to warm bottle, and the slight flour that made its way to the floor, where it came from, who knows, the three brothers presented the meal to Kadaj and watched in growing anxiety.

"He's still not drinking…" Yazoo mentioned over the vast silence.

"Because he's stupid," Loz commented, poking Kadaj.

Sephiroth ignored the poking and glanced at Loz. "Did you just say stupid?"

So… O.o…

Good? Bad? Delete? Is it worth for me to continue?

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