Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ Cid interviews ❯ Episode 1 ( Chapter 1 )

Episode 1

 

Cid: Hello and welcome to the first showing of my new show, Cid Interviews! I will be interviewing characters from different Final Fantasy games, well mainly just FF-X, FF X-2, and FF VII. Today, my first guest will be Tidus from FF-X.

 

* Tidus walks onto the stage and sits in a really big chair *

 

Cid: Welcome to my show Tidus, how are you doing?

 

Tidus: I'm doing great, I'm glad to be here.

 

Cid: Oh, and before I start asking questions, I want to introduce my niece and co-guest, High Summoner Yuna!!!!

 

* Yuna walks in and sits in a chair next to Tidus *

 

Yuna: Hi uncle Cid, hello Tidus.

 

Cid: Welcome Yuna. Well, ok, for my first question, are you two really in love with each other, I mean, everyone keeps asking this question and we really need an answer.

 

Yuna: Well, yes, I am in love with Tidus.

 

Tidus: Ok, um, how do I say this, well, ummm, Yuna…..I'M IN LOVE WITH YOUR COUSIN RIKKU!!!!!!

 

* Rikku and Auron, who were in the audience come onto the stage *

 

Cid, Yuna, Rikku, Auron: WHAT!!!!!!!!

 

Yuna: Tidus, please don't tell me this is true, I mean, after all we have been through together.

 

Tidus: I'm sorry, but I can't hide it any longer, its true, Rikku, I love you, marry me???

 

Yuna: Rikku, how could you!!!!

 

* Yuna runs around it circles crying *

 

Tidus: So Rikku, what do you say you and me get hitched????

 

Auron and Cid: WHAT!!!!!!!!!

 

Rikku: Well, ummm, Tidus, that may be nice for you, but I'm sorry, MY HEART BELONGS TO ANOTHER!!!!!!

 

Cid: Oh man is this juicy or what… So, tell me my daughter of mine, who does your heart belong to?????

 

Rikku: Well, ummmm….heehee, ummmm, AURON!!!!!!!

 

Auron: Hn. You don't know how long I have been waiting for you to say that, I love you too.

 

Cid: LIGHT BULB!!!! Hey, Auron, would you mind marrying my daughter, you know, take her off my hands.

 

Rikku: POP!!!!!!

 

Auron: Actually Cid, I wouldn't.

 

Rikku: Really!

 

Tidus: NO!!!!!!!! I shall not let the love of my life get taken away from me!!!! I will fight you for her Auron!!!!

 

* Tidus draws out his sword *

 

Auron: Please, this will be no challenge!

 

* Auron draws out his swords and kills Tidus in one hit *

 

Auron: Told you.

 

* Yuna stops running around in circles and sees Tidus's dead body *

 

Yuna: No!!!!!! You will pay for killing my love!!!!

 

Rikku: Um, Yunie, its not like he loved you back.

 

Yuna: Well then, I will make you pay for stealing my love, and then killing him, Feel my pain, come Anima!!!!

 

* Yuna summons Anima and Anima does Oblivion on Auron *

 

Yuna: Take that, BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!

 

Auron(who does not even have a scratch from Anima's attack and killed Anima in one hit): Think again!!!! Die!!!!!

 

* Auron kills Yuna in one hit *

 

Auron: Come on Rikku, let's go!!!!!

 

Rikku: Ok, Auron.

 

* Rikku and Auron leave hand-in-hand *

 

Cid: Hm, maybe next time I'll pick guest that don't kill each other!!!!

 

* Kimahri walks in *

 

Kimahri: Auron kill Yuna, Kimahri use life and bring Yuna back.

 

* Kimahri does life on Yuna *

 

Yuna: Thanks Kimahri, by the way, when did you learn White Magic???

 

Kimahri: Kimahri made favorite, ex-summoner stew. Kimahri ate Dona, Kimahri get Dona's abilities!

 

Yuna: Oh my.

 

* Bartello runs in *

 

Kimari: Oh no, Kimari must leave!

 

Bartello: You bring Dona back right now!

 

Kimahri: Kimahri cannot, Kimahri already digested Dona.

 

* Yuna passes out *

 

Bartello: Dona! Then eat me too!!!!

 

Kimahri: If you wish.

 

* Kimahri eats Bartello *

 

Cid: Well then, that's all for today's show, see you tomorrow!