Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ Cid interviews ❯ Episode 7 ( Chapter 7 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

Cid trys to get guest that wont kill eachother so he decides to interview the Kingerguardians( Taro, Pacce, and Hanna from Final Fantasy X-2)There just kids so they should cause much trouble...right? WRONG! This is the last chapter because after this Episode, the show got canceled.

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Episode 7

Cid: Welcome back every one, ok, this time I am sure that I will have guests that don't kill each other, because well, they are kids!!!! Everyone welcome Taro, Pacce and Hanna, aka the Kinderguardians!!!!

* Taro, Hanna and Pacce walk into the room *

Pacce: Hi-ya Mr. Cid sir.

Cid: Hello and welcome, so I have heard you three are sphere hunters, is that true.

Hanna: Oh yes, we hunt spheres. Very pretty, sparkly, shiny spheres.

Cid: Ok then, right. So, why did you three become sphere hunters??

Pacce: Well, because, my big brother Issaru said that I should get a hobby, Hanna wanted to become rich, and Taro wanted to find spheres that might help him find out who his daddy is.

Hanna: And we finally found him.

Taro: Yeah, and I found out that I'm part Guado!!!

Cid: Oh, you did, so, who is your dad???

Taro: One second, OH DADDY!!!

* Seymour walks in*

Cid: WHAT THE, AHHHHHHHHHHH, NOT YOU AGAIN, WONT YOU JUST DIE ALREADY!!!!! LEAVE ME ALONE, RIKKU, AURON, GET YOUR BUTTS OVER HERE!!!!!

* Rikku and Auron come onto the stage *

Rikku: What do you want now pop, *screams in a high voice * WHAT THE HECK, WHY IS SEYMOUR HERE???

Seymour: Well, my son called me.

Cid: What the-Your Taro's father, well, if you are the dad, then who is the mom???

Taro: Yeah, who is my mommy, daddy???

Seymour: Well, if you must know, its Kairi from Kingdom Hearts.

Cid: That's just sick and wrong.

Seymour: And since all of you know, I must kill you all, except Taro of course.

* Seymour transforms into his last scary form *

Cid: Hey, this is my show, you can't do this.

Seymour: I can do what ever I want!!!

Rikku: *whimpers * Not again, he is scary like this.

Auron: Rikku, get behind me!!! I'll protect you!!!

Cid: What about me???

Auron: Cid, be a man and fight.

Cid: But I don't wanna!!!!

Hanna: Well, Pa-Pacce, wha-what should w-we do-do now???

Pacce: The only thing we can do.

Taro: What's that???

Pacce: RUN AWAY!!!!!

* Pacce, Hanna and Taro leave screaming like little girls *

Auron: Very well then, I guess its just you and me Cid, and Rikku too if you want to fight.

Rikku: Um, no, I'm ok, I'll just stay right here.

Auron: Very well, just make sure you are far enough from Seymour, I don't want to see you get hurt.

Rikku: Ok then!!!

* Rikku runs to the far other side of the room *

Seymour: I will take your lives this time!!!

* Kairi walks in *

Kairi: OH NO YOU DON'T MISTER, YOU ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE. WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT KILLING PEOPLE!!! YOU ARE SETTING SUCH A BAD EXAMPLE FOR OUR SON, YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED!!!!

Rikku: Oh, Seymour is in so much trouble, ha ha!!!!

Seymour: Sorry honey.

Kairi: Don't sorry me, now come on, we will discuss your punishment when we get home.

* Kairi and Seymour leave *

Cid: Yes, I AM A LIVE!!!!! Take that Seymour, oh yeah, who rules, I do, oh yeah!!!

* Auron and Rikku sweat drop *

Rikku: Um, pop, not trying to burst your bubble or anything, but you didn't even try to fight.

Cid: so??

Auron: Come on Rikku, lets get out of here!!!

Rikku: Ok!!!!

* Auron and Rikku leave *

* Clasko runs in wearing a mailman uniform *

Cid: Clasko, what the heck???

Clasko: It's my new job, I have a letter for you from the T.V recording people.

Cid: Oh, let me see!!!

* Cid reads the letter *

Cid: * Clears throat * Well, sorry ladies and gentleman, but the company has canceled my show because they say its way to violent, so, I guess this is my last showing, so later and thank you for watching Cid Interviews!!!

The end!!!!