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The Night Before Cid's Christmas

Twas' the night before Christmas, and all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring (except that damn mouse.)
And everyone was wrapped snug in their beds,
The dream of sweet cigarettes dancing in Cid's head.
When all of a sudden... there arose such a clatter!!
Cid was p*ssed and woke to see what was the matter.
Cid saw, this annoying, chubby old goat,
Wrapping his blubber in a velvet red coat.
Cid growled and looked at him with a psychotic twinkle in his eye.
He screamed, "MERRY CHRISTMAS FAT A$$!NOW PREPARE TO DIE!!"

The next morning....

Everyone sat at the table,
Shera was reading the cigarette label.
Everyone ate the weird bacon that Cid had made.
It sat on Shera's plate.... un-touched
Shera dropped her fork.......
And barked, "Now Cid,you know you shouldn't eat pork!"
Cid smiled and said "Now listen here, This isn't pork... It's 100% reindeer."

Well,I won't tell you what happend that day,
But unfortunatly... Cid has something to say....
"Merry Christmas to all,and to all a good night!"
"Now get you're a$$ outta' my house and outta' my sight!"