Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ Cloud's Mis-adventures ❯ A party! ( Chapter 3 )

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Hi! Sorry I haven't updated this in awhile, been working on other fics. (And I have a story assignment for school, which is due next Friday.) But I'm working on a chapter now! And as promised, here is the bio for George!:

Age: 25

Eyes: Blue (Not like Cloud's kind of blue though.)

Hair: Shoulder length light brown hair

Gender: Male

Description: When George was 21, he was hired as a security guard to some cool person in Rocket Town to make sure no one stole cool person's materia. He was also the 78th random NPC Cloud talked to. He is a big fan of Cloud's, and was extremely happy when Cloud offered for him to come along to adventure with him. George is a very caring man, his friends always come before him. He is also a fairly good magic caster.

Alonegirl_34: Yay! I broke your record! -dances- Uh, don't game consoles usually break if you kick it? o.0 Maybe you have a SOOPER DOOPER game console! ^-^

Disclaimer: None of the Final Fantasies belong to me. Neither does Haley Joel Osment, or the Sixth Sense. Only George.

WARNING:

Spoilers for Final Fantasy VII if you haven't gotten past disc 1!

Cloud: So, where should we go first, new friend?

George: I dunno, wherever you want to go is fine.

Cloud: You know what? I have a friend, he is kind of a lump, let's go throw him a house party!

George: Okay!

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Cloud: -walks into the Shinra mansion- VINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNCENNNNNNNNNNNT!!!!!

Vincent: -walks into the hallway- What is it?

Cloud: This is my new friend George! -pushes George in front of Vincent-

George: Uh, hi.

Vincent: Hello.

Cloud: We are going to throw you a party!

Vincent: ... Why?

Cloud: Because after you basically got Lucrecia killed, you stopped having fun.

Vincent: ...

Cloud: And I think the party will be great!

Vincent: ...

George: Vincent?

Vincent: IT'S NOT MY FRICKIN' FAULT STUPID LUCRECIA WAS KILLED!! SHE'S THE ONE WHO CHOSE THE CREEPY SCIENTIST DUDE OVER ME!!! I TOLD HER HE WAS EVIL, BUT DID SHE LISTEN?! NOOOOOOOOO!

Cloud: ^-^ Feel better?

Vincent: A bit, yeah.

Cloud: Great! -shoves Vincent out of the house- Let us take care of the rest!

Vincent: ... I wonder if Reno wants to go drinking? -walks away-

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Vincent: So um.. This place is nice.

Reno: Isn't it?!

Rude: ...

Vincent: Why did you bring Rude?

Reno: Have you played Final Fantasy VII, like, ever? He is always supposed to be hanging around with me.

Rude: ...

Vincent: Well I've never played it, but I've been to message boards. There are rumors flying around about you two.

Rude: ...

Reno: We try to ignore those rumors as much as we can.

Vincent: -drinks his milk-shake slurpy-

Reno: Du-ude! That is a nice arm! -grabs Vincent's left arm-

Vincent: Ow.

Reno: Dude, it's gold! And shiny! Like some kinds of materia!

Rude: ...

Reno: ^_^ So Hojo did a pretty nice job, huh?

Vincent: Um, sure. -pulls his arm back-

Reno: I wonder if I can do that kind of thing myself.

Rude: ...

Vincent: Rude, say something. You've been silent the whole time.

Rude: ... I see Tseng.

Reno: You see dead people? Okay Haley Joel Osment.

Rude: Over there, talking to Rufus. -points to a table-

Reno: -looks- 0_0 HOLY CHOCOBO! You're right!

Vincent: Well it's not like it's that hard to revive them. All that you need is a couple phoenix downs..

Reno: DERP! But logic like that would mean that Aeris' death be pointless because she could just be revived. DERP!

Rude: -watching Rufus and Tseng talk, because he feels like being creepy-

Vincent: -_-;

Tseng: -looks at Reno, Rude, and Vincent, walks over to them- Hi!

Reno: I thought you were dead!

Tseng: Well you see, I didn't like the thought of being dead, so I pulled an Auron and defied the deathiness of it all.

Rude: So where were you for the other two discs of Final Fantasy VII?

Tseng: ^^;; Hanging around in the Shinra mansion?

Vincent: o.0

Reno: Whatever, man, whatever.

Vincent: This is getting too weird. I am going back to my mansion.

Rufus: -walks over- Your mansion? You mean the Shinra mansion? I saw flashing lights and balloons and lots of people over there.

Vincent: .... Uh-oh. -walks out-

Reno: Let's have a Shinra reunion!

Tseng: `Kay!

Rude: ... -adjusts his sunglasses-

Rufus: PARTY!

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Vincent: -walks into the Shinra mansion-

Cloud: Vincent! There you are!

Vincent: -looks around the mansion- What did you do?

George: You see, we invited people to party here, set up decorations, pu-

Vincent: YOU DID WHAT?!

Cloud: -grabs his arm and drags him to a corner- This is my new bestest friend Squall! Coincidentally, he is the main hero of Final Fantasy VIII, and is also stalked by an annoying wench.

Squall: ... Whatever.

Vincent: ...

Cloud: -drags Vincent to some place else- This is the main hero of Final Fantasy X! He is the first Final Fantasy character to be introduced to the Play Station 2!

Tidus: HUHHHH?

Vincent: -rolls his eyes-

Cloud: And this is his girl Yuna, who is SO SOOPER great!

Yuna: It is... nice to meet you.

Yuffie: -from a room- OOH! What does this lever do?! -crash, bang, crashidy crash- Nevermind!

Vincent: >_< EVERYONE OUT OF MY HOUSE!! -turns into Death Gigas-

Yuna: o_0

Tidus: HUHHHHH?

(Death Gigas) Vincent: RAWWWWWRR! -throws everyone out of the mansion-

Cloud: Ow!

George: Maybe we shouldn't have thrown him that party..

Cloud: No way! Are you kidding?! He LOVED it! ^-^

Poor Vincent, surrounded by idiots. Sorry about the bashing of some of the characters (You know who I'm talking about.)

About the phoenix down thing, I make it a point to people that it would just be so easy to revive Aeris. Before anyone gets all “OMG! No they couldn't!! Her death was so she could summon HOLY!!” (because I know of people who do that.) I know that plot-wise, they wouldn't do that. But logic-wise, if they really didn't want her dead, they could've used a phoenix down. They don't cost that much.

I hope you enjoyed the chapter! Until next time, ciao!