Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ Easter Fools ❯ One-Shot

This was originally put in around Easter and April fools day. Its just a fun little thing celebrating how those holidays were right beside each other. Its humorous and a bit kinky but not too much. R/R please It was my first fic when I started writing and I didn't change a thing so go easy on it -Linkin

Warning: Yaoi, male/male physical contact

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Easter Fools (in pov)

Well its Easter here at the Garden. Selphie and the festival committee went all out decoratin' this place. Too much I think. The Quad looks decent, all dressed up for some big party tonight. I mean damn, imagine what they do for Christmas! It was never like this at Galbadia.

Well anyway me and the gang, actually me, Squall and Quistis are hanging around here in the Quad waiting for Selphie and that old Cid to speak.

" Something on your mind cowboy?" Squall asked turning those gorgeous eyes on me. No one knew it yet but Squall and I finally hooked up. Now we're practically joined at the hip.

"Nah I was just pondering....."

"What?" Quistis turned to me then.

Like me thinkin' was a big deal. If I may quote… 'whatever.'

"So like what's the deal with this holiday anyway?" Squall turned back towards the stage not wanting to think about it, I guess.

"I believe it has to do with one of the Gods dying on this day. I'm not sure though." She shook her head confirming that she wasn't sure.

"Where are they?" Squall said fidgeting impatiently. I wonder if he's thinkin' about what I'm thinkin' about right now. Heh heh, I couldn't resist then, I mean no one was looking so I put my arm around his sweet little waist. He gave me that look of death but I could see it in his little barely there smile that he liked it.

Only bad thing about loving Squall is that he always gets his way, so I let go. He patted my back as some kind of reassurance for later. Works for me.

"S'up Squall, Irvine, Quisty." Here came the bouncing Zell to join the waiting party.

"Oh Zell." Quistis grumbled seeing the wild kid stuffing skittles in his mouth, breakfast just ended not too long ago.

"Hey we spent half the night helping Selphie make those damn baskets, I'm gonna enjoy mine." He popped in some more bringing down the fangs sinking them into the candy. Selphie thought that everyone in the Garden should wake up to a basket in front of their dorm room and she volunteered all of us to make and deliver them. Speak of the little critter she and that old fart, as Seifer would say, were finally coming up on stage.

"Hi everyone" She beamed a cute little smile at us and got an applause. "First I'd like to thank the whole Garden Festival Committee for the great job decorating this place." more applauses. "Now here's our very own Headmaster Cid." The applauding went down a notch there, heh heh.

"Ehem, students as we all know today is Easter Sunday. Selphie decided that we should do something fun and different this time. But before she tells you, let me warn you no horseplay today and be careful."

Horseplay eh, Squall musta' been thinking' the same thing because I could see the smirk on his face too. Little freak who would of thought.

"Well what Cid and I decided was to have a contest, an egg hunt. See there are five not boiled eggs hidden in the Garden and whoever finds one gets a secret prize." she clasped her hands together from the crowds excited reactions.

"What the hells, we ain't some damn kids." I said.

"Sounds fun to me." Zell said through a mouth full of chocolate he pulled out his pocket seconds ago.

"Now if you find one and accidentally break it just show us the mess and you'll still get your prize."

"Now let the hunt begin and Happy Easter everyone." Cid finished off and the crowd started filing out of the Quad. We all hung back waitin' for Sefie to join us.

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When Selphie found her way to us she was bubbling over with excitement. Which on anyone else would make me sick but not her or Zell. She's like a little sister to me I guess. I see her now and still think about that first day we met in the hall. I'm kind of glad now that I took the time to show her around. "So what do you guys think, great idea huh?" She smiled at us

"Uh actually...."

"It sounds great honey" Quistis said cutting Irvine off. Sometimes he can be too open mouthed and not realize its dangerous. Still that's part of the reason why I fell for him I guess.

"Well lets go look then, I wanna know what this prize is." Zell said and he ran off pulling Selphie with him.

"Hi Quistis." Nida said coming from nowhere, nice guy but not my type for company. He has a thing for Quistis and unless I'm blind she likes him too. They started talking and walked off together. Leaving just me and Irvine.

"Now what?" I should know not to ask him that question he always gets that evil smirk and gleam in his eyes but by the time I remember its too late.

"Well shucks I know what I'd like to do" He slid his hands around my waist facing me and pulled me closer. "I'd like to have a little "horseplay", as the headmaster put it." He laughed into my neck gently planting little kisses. I liked Irvine's little games but not in public, despite the thrill.

"Alright knock it off… for now anyway." He frowned but let go.

"Oh riight, I gotcha blade boy. So egg huntin' with the kiddies?"

"I guess we could pretend to do it, at least for Selphie. Maybe we could check my room first." I smiled at him which usually isn't my thing but for him....whatever. He returned the smile with a quick kiss and we left.

It was a long night and because we spent most of it with Selphie and the others we were dead sleep when we got to bed. I knew Irvine liked early morning fixes to get him going and he has been good about obeying me lately. So I figure a little fooling around won't hurt.

Out in the hall we saw a bunch of young cadets talking and laughing running around. It kind of made me nauseas, but that's just how I am. Probably because I had a fucked up childhood I can't stand to see anyone else enjoy theirs. It sounds rude and worse than it really is.

'Too many people out here its making uncomfortable.'

Just as a friendly gesture to the eye of a stranger I pushed a little closer to Irvine. I think he smiled down at me but I couldn't really see him with the height difference.

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Looks like someone can't wait. Damn crowded halls its killin' me not to put my arm around him. Seein' all these students running around like wet chickens tryna find a missing baby egg kinda got me interested in looking around myself. When we got into the corridor leading to the halls, well I'll be I spotted one. Just peakin' out from one of them beams keeping the roof up.

Squall had let himself walk ahead of me earlier to get away from the crowd quicker. So I ran over real quick and picked it up and shook it. Its fresh alright, and gives me a nasty little idea.

I shoved the thing in my pocket carefully and caught up with Squall who was punching in the key code. As soon as that door opened I flung my arms around him and kissed his neck red. He likes it rough I can tell. He was staggering backwards and looking with arms for something to grab on to. No need I got us to the bed and laid him down in seconds. This was gonna be sweet.

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When he pushed me on the bed he started ripping at my clothes. Pulling my jacket off first nearly taking my arm with it. "Slow down Irvine." He was too busy sucking on my neck to answer and went for my shirt sliding his hands up my chest first lifting as he went. He moved his mouth to my chest then to get the shirt all the way off.

He stopped and started unbuckling my boots, so I went for his vest taking the jacket off first but putting it back on. I like the way it falls over me when we're lying down, what can I say. He was tugging at my belts now, we've only done this about 5 times now and he still has trouble with them. So I helped and he took off his own boots and chaps.

When we were both ready we stood sliding down each others pants. He was wearing those silk red wine boxers I liked. He went right back to the fierceness practically swallowing my mouth. I didn't mind though I returned his kisses just as hard.

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Gods his lips taste sweet. I almost feel bad for what I'm gonna do to him later. Lets just concentration on the now though. Wouldn't wanna get him mad before I get some.

I pushed him back to the bed my knees rubbing against his legs. I could feel my manhood straining to get out, hells I could feel his too. He melted under me on the bed my long coat hanging over that sexy body like a tent. He put his hands inside and slid them around over my chest and over my shoulders. He broke our heated kiss and took those sweet lips to my rock solid nipples easing their pain but making the pain increase somewhere else.

I guess he knew and put his still gloved hands to work, pulling the creature from its hiding place and massaging it. "Oh Gods Squall" those hands weren't just lethal holding a gun blade.

Every stroke was like pure heaven. It'd be wrong of me not to return the favor, though painful as it was I pushed his hands away and slid my tongue down his perfectly molded chest and taking out his throbbing erection I used the direct approach and slid the little, by no means, beauty in my mouth. Pure heavens. He let out one vicious howl of pleasure always music to my ears. Good thing everyone was busy on an egg hunt, I had my own huntin' to do now.

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Every little movement his tongue made drove me crazy inside and out. I couldn't help but push myself into him. He held my hips down and just let me go.

"Irvine." I growled out he just looked at me grinning like he was plotting something. From the look on his face something bad.

I don't see what's so funny about leaving me hanging. I reached up and pulled him down on me for a kiss and whispered in his ear. "Fuck me" He grinned evilly through a laugh happy to obey. He yanked my boxers off and his after, tossing them both aside. I've never seen another naked body before but I'm positive Irvine's is the best one around.

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Damn a lubricant when Squall says fuck him you'd better do it quick. He wrapped those agile sexy legs around my waist as I entered him quickly. He let out a little grunt of pain but it soon ended as I began my hard slow thrust. He pulled me down and gave me the kiss of the death I swear it. Left us both gasping for air.

He was a little startled when I grabbed his gun blade and stroked it good, so good I could feel what I was hunting for building inside him. After a few more good pushes and pulls he let go along with a long moan of defeat. Time for the fun part. I pulled out of him not caring if we needed a rest and rolled us over to opposite positions.

"Well come on leader show me how its done." He grinned at me just as wickedly as I did him before and I couldn't wait. I flung my legs over his shoulders and let him take me. It took a little longer without the lube but the roughness of him going in was all too nice. He didn't waist anytime thrusting the rest of the way in and our hips moved in sync with each other.

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If he wanted it now he was gonna get it now. With every thrust I made he made a low moan in his throat. I brushed my mouth against his neck to feel those moans. He put his hands through my hair and pulled my head up to meet his mouth. I grabbed his length unexpectedly and felt his gasp in my mouth. I smiled against his lips. He pulled his hat

off and put it on my head. Pulling our mouth apart for a second.

"Now you're really ridin' cowboy. heh heh." He said. We were both quiet for awhile after that, concentrating on the task at hand.

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I could feel my release coming and that means game time. I could barely get my arms to move but I did and pulled that egg out of my pocket. Luckily he hadn't noticed and I got the egg in position for operation egg laid. Squall was driving my insides crazy and the leather of his hands against my skin broke the ice, or should I say egg. Just as I was about to come I reached down to grab myself to help him out and when it happened I cracked that sucker.

"Fuck Squall." The egg splattered over my hands and his and I splattered everywhere else. This is it yolks -I mean folks. I couldn't help but smile about what was to come.

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When Irvine let go he really let go. I waited a second relaxing in him then slid out.
"Clean up time" He said. Happily I leaned over to suck away my prize and -

"What the-" I started spitting the crap out of my mouth wiping it on the back of my glove.

Irvine broke into this loud roar of laughter. "What the hells is so funny. You taste like… like,"

"Like egg. " He said still laughing and pulled up the broken egg shells that he hid in his hand on the side of the bed. I looked at it dripping off his glove, broken shells clinging to the slime. Between the laughs he managed to get out "Easter fools ha ha"

"Are you sick? What the fuck is wrong with you?" I got off the bed and went into the bathroom to wash my mouth out. "I could get sick from that shit." I grabbed the mouth wash and started rinsing vigorously. He rolled his hyena laughing ass off the bed and joined me.

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Man the look on his face before he spit that yolk out was priceless. Just wish I could tell the others. I grabbed a towel and wrapped it around his slim little waist pushing my slimy length against his butt and wrapped my arms around him. He spit one last time and looked at me angrily through the mirror.

"Ah come on it was funny admit it."

His expression didn't change and he tried to leave but I held him there. "Chill out Squall it was a harmless April fools joke."

"That's not till tomorrow funny man."

"I know that's why I called you an Easter fool." Maybe I shouldn't have laughed after that because his expression went from angry to hell fire pissed. I held him tighter and kissed his neck to try and relax him a bit.

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"I'm sorry baby" He said and kissed me again. "How can I make it up to you?" Jerk he has no idea how good I am at pay back. "Come on tell me. Anything you want I'll do it." He let me go and turned me towards him. "Cowboys honor." I smiled then already having the perfect revenge in mind.

"Alright I'll forgive you after you do what I say." I grabbed a towel and tossed it at him. Then left to get dressed. He came out of the bathroom with me.

"Where ya goin?"

"To get something, I'll be right back."

He blew me a kiss and I caught it. Something you'd normally never see me do is be affectionate in the cutesy female way but like I said love changes you. Before I left the room I told him not to get dressed yet and disappeared out the door. I had to find Selphie quick.

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"Now what's he up to?" After about 20 minutes of waiting he finally came back, big smile on his face, hiding something behind his back. "Well its about time, come on lets have it." I said kinda scared at what it was I should be expecting. A pie in the face maybe but instead he pulled out……

"What the fuck is that thing?" A dang pink over sized bunny suit? He started evilly walking towards me holding it up to measure the size. "Oh hells no Squall I ain't wearin' that thing, besides it looks too damn small."

"But you promised cowboy, its either this or you won't be getting anything for a long time." Damn him always getting his way. I sighed and gave in snatching the suit up and went into the bathroom.

"You finished yet?" I heard him through the door. "Yeah yeah I'm comin." I mean it is just Squall right? Maybe it might even turn him on. Boy when I came out of that bathroom I got the surprise of a lifetime. Quistis, Selphie, and Zell all staring at me like I'm some circus clown, laughing. I tried to run back into the bathroom but Squall was blockin' the door.

"Easter fool." He said laughing it up with the rest of them.

"Oh I wish I had my camera." Selphie said.

"I don't know what you did to Squall but you should no he plays hard." Zell said candy juices spilling out his mouth from the laughing. I whirled around to glare at Squall as angry as I could but when he looked at me with those beautiful gray eyes happy but pleading for forgiveness I melted. Then I started laughing with the rest of them.

"You do know this means war" I said. He pulled my little cotton tail and whispered

"Round two tonight."

The End