Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ FFS:Final Fantasy Stranded ❯ Characters United! Part One ( Chapter 1 )
Before we get started,we need to unite the cast.
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From the Producers of the Cid Highwind Show….
A new reality series that will put you on the edge….
FINAL FANTASY STRANDED
Before the show starts,we`re gonna have
Interviews with the 7 contestants.
"FFS is the brand new reality show featuring characters of the FF series.The following 8 days, we`ll completely humiliate FF characters by leaving them stranded on a dessert island.Oh,by the way,I`m your host, Seymour ,and boy are we gonna have fun.this next week.I even got the interviews of the contestants on tape.
Interview 1:Cloud
*Seymour puts a bug-sized hidden camera on his robe as he knocks on the door to Cloud`s house in Midgar.*
*Cloud answers door.*
Cloud: I don't want any of your crappy products.
Seymour: No,my man,I wanna tell you that you won the Pepsi lottery and you get a free trip to the Angel Islands near Costel Del Sole.
Cloud:I don't drink Pepsi.Coca Cola is where it`s at,blue-haired dude.
Seymour: Oh,did I say Pepsi? I meant Coke.
Cloud: Oh,sweet.
Seymour:The boat sales tomarrow .
Cloud:I gotta pack my things.
Interview 2: Paine
*Seymour knocks on the door to the airship parked at Besiad.*
*Yuna answers.*
Yuna:"Holy Kittens,it`s you,you dumb Guado
Seymour:In the flesh.
*Seymour casts death on everyone in the airship but Paine.*
Paine:Hey,I like your style.Everyone in the there was wicked stupid ,but Buddy.Yuna and Rikku are like cheerleaders,Brother was like always drugged out,and Shinra drives me crazy!!!!!!!!1
(A/N:The way I feel)
Seymour:This may be a good time to tell ya sumthin.
Interview 3:Tifa
Seymour:*Sees Tifa jogging around her new Wutai summer home*.Hello!
Tifa:Hey,you`re hair is blue.Can I touch it?
Seymour:NOOOOOOOO! Anyways,you won a free Coca-Cola lottery.
Tifa:I drink Pepsi,buddy.
Seymour:*Slaps himself in the face.
~~~~~~~~~End of interviews~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`
"There`s stll four more interviews.Tune in for next week`s episode to see the rest,"Said Seymour motioning for a cameraman to shut off his camera.