Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ FFVII: The musical ❯ Be our guest ( Chapter 1 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Everybody is in Vincent's coffin room. Vincent sits in his coffin.

Vincent: Why should I join you?

Cloud: Because… We need you help, your knowledge. You're a secret character and it just isn't the same without collecting everyone! Because no one should be a prisoner. But mostly, because… we want you to be our guest.

Vincent: Huh?

Cloud: Be our guest!

Be our guest!

Put our attacks to the test!

Holster your gun at your hip, cherie,

And we provide the rest.

Midgar Zoloms, Toxic Frogs.

Why, we only live to fight!

Try the round things, they're materia!
It's all mastered, nothing inferior!

They can singe, they can zap,

All we ask, Vince, is be our chap.

Have some potions, you look stressed.

Just please, it's all we ask you,
Take a gun and then please be our guest.
Yes, our guest. Be our guest!

(Aeris and Tifa join in for the next two lines)

Help us out, join the fray.
Or the world will become a flambé!

Cloud: We'll attack and fight with flair a bossfight cabaret!
You're alone and you're scared,

But the plotline's all prepared.

No one's bitchy or complaining,
While the cutscenes entertaining!

I do tricks, ski off cliffs,

Join our party, as a gift!

Aeris and Tifa: And it's all in perfect taste that you can bet.

Aeris, Tifa, Cloud:

Come on and take that pistol

Help us fight the man that was trapped in crystal.

Please be our guest!

Cloud: If you're stressed, it's leveling we suggest!

(Aeris and Tifa join in for the chorus)

Be our guest,

Be our guest!

Life is just so boring for a fighter who's not scoring.
He's not whole without a soul to slice and dice.
Ah, those good old days when we were silly.
Suddenly those good old days are gone.
For days we've been plotting,
Our chocobo's all but rotting
We need exercise, a chance to use our skill.
The others are starting to go bonkers,
nuts and just plain crazy,
we found you here and oops-a-daisy

Aeris:

It's a guest! It's a guest!
You're alive, well, I'll be blessed!
We're all bored and thank the Lord,
You have to help us on this quest!
Someone'll die, and you see,
And, my dear, that will be me.
I'm not meant to live, so fuck it
I'll be dead, I'll kick the bucket!
Quickly now, let's make haste.

Someone has to take my place.
And you can kill that bastard to add some zest!

We've got a lot to do!
If it's revenge that you're due!

Cloud, Tifa, and Aeris:

For you, our guest…

Be our guest!
Be our guest!

Be our guest!
Be our guest! Be our guest!
We'll avenge at your behest.
It's three decades and you're rather pissed,
And you're obsessed!
With your rifle, with our spells,
We'll fight until Hojo's felled.
Even if we keep on dying
Let us help you, we'll keep trying!

Boss by boss, one by one!
Then you shout, "my God, such fun!"
You're starved and sick and nearly dead.
Tonight you'll prob'ly spit up!
But for now, just get up!
Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest!
Please be our guest!

Vincent: No (slams coffin lid shut)

Cloud: Awwww…