Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ FFX - The real deal ❯ Kilika (prt2) ( Chapter 4 )

Disclaimer: Do I have to do this every time?

FanFic God: Yes

Fine, I don't own FFX

Tidus: Wow Sin really did a number here.

Wakka: Do you have to say stupid stuff like that "Did a number". That's so 70's

Tidus: Oh yea…Wako!

Wako: That's not funny (Looks at name) Hey how did you do that?

Tidus: Because I am God!

God: What? I shall smite you now (Kills Tidus but is then revived since is needed for the fic)

Tidus: Ha ha!

God: Damn other worldly writing!

Wako: I am gonna fix the ship (Looks at name) WILL YOU CUT THAT CRAP OUT?

Tidus: Fine (fixes name with other worldly writing powers that was only granted and cannot be used anymore.) (Looks at action in parenthesis phrase) God Damnit!

Wakka: Yea!

Tidus: (Looks around then goes to rest in the inn) Ok I guess I will go to the forest now.

~ Forest Scene ~

Tidus: Hey Guys!

Wakka: YO shuts up we are talking!

Tidus: You were just fixing the boat ho did you get here before me…never mind.

Yuna: I want Tidus to be my guardian.

Everyone: (Gasp)

Lulu: He has no training in combat.

Wakka: Yea and it takes more then determination to be a guardian!

Tidus: (In mind: I wonder if this means she start to like me, I knew it)

(Go through forest and beat up the fiends)

(Ancient steps)

Wakka: Ok guys let have a race!

Tidus: Fine but I will win!

Yuna: 3,2,1 (runs and cheats)

Wakka: Oh she screwed it up. Here let me give you some history on these ancient steps.

Tidus: What you mean the one the Sin Spawn in destroying?

Wakka: Yea (bleak pause)… oh crap!

SS: HA! I am to mighty and powerful I will take over these… ancient ruins muahaha!

Tidus: Man these things are as lame as my dad what a coincidence. (Cuts up the sin spawn)

Tidus: Ok lets go to the temple.

At Village ~

Goers: aha you guys suck so badly… you suck.

Another Goers: yea you suck really badly aha.

Wakka: I think we get the point already (in mind: why did this game make us lose to such assholes, like 23 times)

Tidus: (in mind: man I am really embarrassed, these guys must really, well suck, maybe if I say something nice Yuna might find me more attractive..Yea!)

Tidus: Um, yea we will show them a thing or to right Yuna! Yuna?

Where did she go?

Wakka: Ok well lets go in the temple everyone!

Tidus: What about Yuna?

Wakka: Hey yea, where is she. Man we suck as guardians, ya?

Tidus: hmm (hears screams and pains for help back in the village)

Tidus: Oh man now we have to go through the damn woods again!

Goes through the damn woods again ~

Yuna: Yea you son of a (beep), don't ever knock me down again!

Tidus: (Sees a dead Corp on the ground) uh.

Yuna: Huh what, it wasn't me, it was the lamp! It told me too!

Tidus: a lamp told you to summon Valevor on a simple puny none fiend person.

Yuna: (looks both ways cautiously) … Yea!

Tidus: Nevermind you got to go to the temple!

Crosses the damn woods again ~

Tidus * cough, cough * Poison! Those damn woods and their stupid fiends!

Go to temple and pray where are interrupted by Dona and Bartello.

Dona: ah the high summoner's daughter. Well so you know, I am the better summoner.

Yuna: no you're not.

Dona: uh ha, my dad said I am special.

Tidus: Hey yo donts be make me go gangster so yous better steps away ok?

Dona: Oh man (pus hand over face), someone is definitely getting shot.

Go to trial of cloisters ~

Tidus: (waists by elevator)

Bartello: Barahahah!

Tidus: Ah!!!!!!(Accidentally falls on elevator)

Tidus: Oh man I have to do this sphere thing? Fine!

(1 hour later)

Tidus: How did you guys do that so fast?

Wakka: We didn't, the game just transports us here.

Tidus: What?! I hate you guys.

Wakka: Ha! Ha!

Yuna preys and they leave temple.

~ Ship ~

Wakka: Just walk around and stuff.

Tidus: Ok!

Goes around ship.

O'aka: ha! Ha! Your clothing and stupid. It's not even worth buying.

Tidus: Oh yea? Your mom!

O'aka: (breaks down crying) shes dead ok!

Tidus: Normally I would feel sorry for you but you're just sad. Here have a gil.

O'aka: oh thank you I will be rich and famous!

Tidus: Whatever! (Goes outside)

Goers: Hey look it's one of those guys that suck aha!

Tidus (knocks all of em out)

Yuna: Hey I was supposed to say they were being rude and that you were a start blitz ball player so they would laugh at you more. Oh, oh well!

Tidus: (Goes over to Blitz Ball)

Tidus: hmm (Jecht starts talking to him)

Jecht: You can't be me I am the best and stuff.

Tidus: Oh yea? Atleast I am not Sin, ohhh!

Jecht: What? How told you that, they made me do it!

Tidus: Auron Screwed up the story.

Jecht: oh, did you find the sphere in the woods yet and stuff and the shopuff or the moonflow?

Tidus: What?! Shut up you killed it to, you lucky you're just an imaginary voice in my head.

Land at Luca ~

Well that does it for chap 4. R&R plz. Trying to make the next one funny and take a look at the new thing I wrote to, the Tidus and Yuna in Therapy!