Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ FFX - The real deal ❯ The Aftermath ( Chapter 6 )

Chap 6 Aftermath ~

Disclaimer: I don't own FFX.

Previously: Aurochs lost to Goers (I know if you do win datto get the trophy)

Wakka: Where did they come from

Tidus: Hmm, maybe there not there are we are seeing things.

Wakka: Shut up, shouldn't you being have an argument with a wall.

Tidus: That's really low man, he put up some good disses.

Wakka: Oh really?

Tidus: Das right you better recognize brother!

Wakka: You know one day you're gonna get shot and I am gonna sit they're laughing.

Tidus: Lets just fight the fish, thy already took have our hp while we were arguing.

Wakka: Oh ok, wait I cant.

Tidus: Why?

Wakka: They already K.O'ed me.

Tidus: Oh.

Fish: That's right we are mighty and powerful.

Tidus: Shut up! (Kills all fish)

(Aurons fight)

Auron: Man killing fiends is boring, all I have to do is just cut them and they die.

Some Fiend: Oh yea? (Bird attacks him)

Auron: How, hey that hurt.

SF: Sorry.

Auron: You're a pathetic excuse for a fiend.

SF: I know, I was kicked out of being evil school. I got mugged 20 times and they stapled my tires 3 times when I would drive.

Auron: But you're a bird.

SF: So what you getting at? A bird can't drive, huh? I have been driving before yo moma was breast feeding you.

Auron: Wow your old.

SF: Damn straight.

Auron: Never mind I have to kill you, good conversation though.

SF: Thanks! (Gets killed)

Tidus: Hey Auron, I am here to annoy you for killing the story.

Auron: Go away.

Tidus: No, see this time I am gonna get some AP and make sure you cant fix your sphere grid.

Auron: OH yea? (Kills Tidus and gets 99999 AP for doing it and fills his entire sphere grid)

Wakka: Wow sir Auron was that necessary?

Auron: OH sure, Just phyenix down him and he will be back.

Wakka: Ok, cures Tidus.

Tidus: Damn you, you used me…for Power Development. That wasn't nice. (In a crying yet not crying voice)

Auron: Shut up and fight.

Tidus: Ok (kills the next set of enemies).

After Battle

Auron (Takes all the sphere out of hi sphere gird and only keeps up to half way to magic break)

Tidus: Why did you do that?

Auron: Cause then this game would be boring.

Tidus: Oh.

Seymour: (Uses Aeon to become god and kill all the fiends)

Yuna: Son of a (beep), I should have a strong aeon, I am the daughter of lord Braska!

~ Start on the Pilgrimage road ~

Enemy attacks and they all learn about Aurons piercing to attack enemies with hard defense.

People on Chocobo: Yuna, there is a Chococbo Eater up ahead.

Yuna: Ok…so?

POC: Aren't you scared?

Yuna: No, of course not, I have my aeons and these guys (image of lazy old beatdown guardians and ugly tired out messed up aeons)

POC: Ok

Tidus: Let's go fight it.

Auron: Why?

Tidus: Cause we have to, the game says so and please don't laugh and say Jecht said that too so we can save time.

Auron: Damn.

(Travel all the way to the Crusaders)

Crusaders: Hey we are gonna go use some forbidden machina on Sin ok?

Group: Ok.

Wakka: Wait.

Crusaders: What?

Wakka: I am supposed to give some long speech on how bad forbidden machina is and get angry but I am to lazy at the moment. Just pretend to pretended to here me and do it anyway.

Crusaders: Ok

Meet with Shelinda.

Shelinda: Oh Cry, Oh Sob.

Yuna: What is it.

Shelinda: I am a poor low class girl and the crusaders wont listen to me cause I said they should not use bad machina.

Yuna: Serves you right, they are trying to protect us duh.

Shelinda but machina is bad for a reason.

Yuna: Of course it ain't, its to make you low class people think its bad so you don't go power crazy. Actually it makes you high and stuff and its great.

Shelinda: Really?

Yuna: No of course its bad because it causes wars, but don't tell anyone we are agreeing w/ the crusaders ok?

Shelinda: Ok.

Go to the Al Bhed shop.

Wakka: I am not going in there.

Tidus: Why?

Wakka: Cause da Al Bhed are a bunch of assholes who can't speak English. Also they use the bad machina.

Tidus: But the crusaders are using it and you don't seem to care.

Wakka: Good point.

Rest at Shop and go to fight Chocobo Eater.

C.E.: Grr, me hungry, me fat, me ugly.

Tidus: Shut up (Throws a rock at it and it dies) Ok lets go.

End of Chap 6

RandR please!