Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ Final Fantasy 7 remake ❯ Tifa is some psycho goth too ( Chapter 2 )

When They arrived in sector 7 across town, Cloud walked toward the bar which was where AVALANCHE'S meeting place was. He walked over to Barret, who was shooting at everyone and accidentally shot Cloud's foot, who screamed his head off and held his foot, starting to hop around on one foot. "Aww...Kirby sorry..." Barret frowned. "Whatever!" Cloud screamed at Barret and pushed him out of the way, making his way into the bar.
"Cloud..its been awhile.." a feminine voice greeted him and a young lady who was cloud's childhood friend, Tifa walked out, followed by a little girl in a pink dress named Marlene. Cloud looked at Tifa and then at her chest, "heh heh...my my, Tifa...you've sure developed into a fine looking lady over the years!" he smirked at her. "And what's THAT supposed to mean!?" Tifa sneered at him and bared her fist. "Whoa...WHOA take it easy Tiff! I was just kidding!" Cloud backed away and thought "( Uh oh...she's mad..)." "Well...I'll let you off this one time." Tifa dropped her hand by her side. "Phew!" Cloud sighed in relief. "Oh my...what a beautiful black rose.." Tifa walked over and pulled it out of his pocket. "Where'd you get it?" Tifa asked. "Well...on my way to the train..." (flash back)
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Cloud is seen walking toward aeris, the same girl we met in the begining. "HEY! ANYONE WANNA BUY A F***ING FLOWER?? OI!!" Aeris screamed really loud and Cloud walked by Aeris who noticed that Cloud looked suspicious, "Hey, you know what happened here? OI!" she said to Cloud. "umm...no, hey, I don't see too many flowers around here" he replied. "Oh these? DUDE you wanna buy a flower from 'MWA?' well they're cheap as hell, only a gil want one, OI!" she asked.
"Why do you say 'oi!' at the end of every sentence?"he then asked her. "umm...I dunno.........OI!!!!" Aeris stood there in silence then broke it after a couple minutes "So do you want a f***ing flower or not? OI!!!" "Alright already!!" Cloud handed her a gil, who gave a flower in return. "Thank you...please come again.....OI!!!" Aeris said, trying to sound sweet. Cloud snorted and walked off (end of flashback)
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"Whoa dude, sounds like someone I used to know.." Tifa thought aloud. "She's more gothic than I am I think!" Cloud cried and fell in Tifa's arms. "Aww..its okay...I think you guys are on the same level." Tifa said comfortingly. "Really?" he looked up and smiled hopefully, Tifa smiled back and rustled his spikey hair then Barret barged in. "Aww geez Barret! You always ruin it whenever we get time alone!" Cloud groaned and frowned at Tifa. Marlene popped out of nowhere, "HIEEE!!!" she screamed really loud, scaring Cloud and Tifa half to death."PAPA!" she ran to Barret, who picked her up and embraced her, "Marlene, you look so cute today!" Barret picked her up on his shoulders and walked towards the pinball machine, "Get down here, slowpokes! Time for the meet' in" Everyone followed except Cloud who sat down and asked Tifa for a drink.

10 bottles, 5 kegs, and 3 1/2 bottles of vodka later....

"HEHEHEYAHAHA!!!! TIFA! I feel like a little girl again! I can FLYEEEEEE!!!" the drunken Cloud said, jumping off his stool while flapping his arms and then hitting the ground with a loud 'THUD!' "But Cloud...you never WERE a little girl...are you hiding something from me?" Tifa said externally but internally said "(wow this is some pretty funny shit I should get the camcorder next time he's this trashed!! )" Barret then came up "Yo loud what're ya...AH!" he screamed. "Tiff! What'd you do to him!!!??" Biggs ran in. "Whoa..WHOA hang on a sec! Cloud went overboard and I couldn't stop him! Plus it was pretty funny as well!" Tifa said and got herself free from trouble, Barret picked Cloud up and laid him downstairs on the beanbag chair.
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The next morning...
Cloud woke up and went upstairs finding Barret and Tifa standing there waiting for him. "HELLO JELLO!" Tifa ran over and hugged Cloud, hyper as usual in the mornings and ready to go.
"How'd you sleep?" she asked. "Next to you...who wouldn't?" he replied and walked over to Barret. "Whoa..okay.." Tifa lost her hyperness and then explained what they were doing this time and that she was going with.
When they boarded the train, Tifa walked up to the railway map. "Hey Cloudy! Wanna look at this with me?" she asked. "NO!!!" Cloud screamed. "Tiff! It'll hurt your virgin eyes!" "Virgin? You calling me a virgin? How do you know what my sexual status is?" she gave him a funny look. "umm....nevermind..." Cloud sat down and the alarm went off. "WARNING! WARNING! UNIDENTIFIED PASSENGER! STOP SCREWING YOURSELVES AND HOLDING UP OLD PEOPLE AND PREPARE FOR LOCKDOWN!" the computer screamed and they ran to the end of the train and Tifa stood near the exit "I'm gonna jump! WEEEEE!" she hollared as she jumped out of the car and laughed like Beavis.
"Whoa..I better go after her so she doesn't get hurt" Cloud said worriedly and jumped out, followed by Barret. Cloud ended up landing on top of tifa with his hoe in her mouth. "oops...hehe...sorry Tifa" Cloud laughed sheepishly and got up. Tifa stood up and brushed herself off shaking her head and then took Cloud's shoe out of her mouth and started beating him with it.
"AH! I surrender!" Cloud fell down on the ground with his eyes now little anime spirals and a drool drop hanging out of his mouth. "Let's go play with SHLOP!!!" Tifa picked Cloud up by the arms and Barret grabs his feet and they drag him off
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When they reached their designated spot and set Cloud down on the ground, Tifa got and started to run back and forth through the lazers, the alarm went off and they all jumped down a vent to hide. "Tifa you blundering fool, what were you doing back there?!" Cloud exclaimed. "You quazy!" Barret said and hugged her. "Well at least SOMEONE's not mad at me!" Tifa replied to Cloud. "Whatever let's get on with this." they then set for the reactor.
Before they could go through, however they had to push a button, three at the same time now this was making Cloud laugh his head off cause he kept messing up and his hangover from drinking last night was getting to him. They messed up once again and Clou'ds head exploded and grew back. "Whoa..." Tifa looked at him, freaked out. "Sorry..was thinking about the great sex we had last night..." Cloud starts to doze off and rocks back and forth, drooling. Tifa blushes "Hey! We gotta get this job done!" she snaps her fingers in his face and Cloud comes out of his trance and this time they all pushed the button correctly.They all go through the gate and when Cloud went to set the bomb, he fell on the floor and saw a flashback of Tifa seeing her dead father 5 years ago in Neibleheim
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"Yess! He's dead! Now I can have his stash of weed!" Tifa prances around and picks up sephiroth's sword. "hmm..I better give this back to sephy. Maybe I'll get his good side then! " Tifa runs into the reactor with the masamune. -end of flashback
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"Cloud, are you alright?" Tifa reaches for Cloud and caresses his back lightly. "Yeah..its just the hangover from yesterday is kicking in" cloud stands up and sets the bomb and they run out to find President Shinra. "Hey mister president? How's come you put pictures of your son with a pony on the railway map?" Cloud asks, starting a rather awkward conversation. "Well he hates me, I hate him. It a known fact. This was my way of getting back at him!" President Shinra replied. "Oh...it figures.." "Well I can't play with you all today so I brought someone else you can hang with! Meet airbuster!" a big black robot thing on wheels appears but as it gets closer, it seems to shrink. The robot is only 3 ft. tall. "Well, see you all later!" he gets up in the Helicopter and leaves. "What is that thing?!" Cloud draws out his sword. "I dunno, but let's get it!" Tifa replies and bares her fists. They hack away at the tiny thing. Man these robots shinra make suck don't they? Finally, the robot's head falls off, screams like crazy and causes an explosion big enough to blow the catwalk in half, making Cloud hang off the ledge. Tifa and Barret stare at him like 'Oh no..this is the end.' "Barret, take care of Tifa, I'll be okay!" Cloud thought of the only thing, trying to be brave. "Don't die on me yet, Cloudy! I'll kill you if you do! Wait...he'll already be dead..uh...NEVERMIND!" Tifa say and Cloud lets go of the ledge and starts falling. "Nooo!" Tifa looks down but Barret pulls her away and everything blacks out.