Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ Final Fantasy Sleepover A Play/Fic ❯ FF7 Sleepover party ( One-Shot )
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By: DeathChocobo 
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Non Anime: Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 08.18.2002 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.5K | Visits: 704 | Status: Completed
The entire fic
Non Anime: Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 08.18.2002 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.5K | Visits: 704 | Status: Completed
FF7 Sleepover PartyFF7 Sleepover Party ^__^* Or,A scooby doo mystery
By ZMystic1Z
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Author's Note: Warning, fanfic may contain violence,and words that people usally
don't use(except adults). No one over 18 is allowed to read this....(just
kidding)(this is a Funny/Serious Mostly Funny)
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Cid-I'm so *#@%*! bored...::leans back::There's nothing to @$%^& do!
Yuffie-Nothing to steal....
Tifa-"Sigh" Aeris is flirting with cloud...
Barret-Why do you like that spikey blond unicorn boy anyways?
Cloud-Hey....I like my hair....
Cid-How the hell do you get it that way anyways?
Cloud-By not brushing it and using a hell of a lot of hair spray.
Cid-Cait borrowed the Highwind..without my *@&#&@ permission!
Barret-What the hell is it with you and that damn plane?
Cid-.....none of your *&#^#&# buisness...
::knock on door::
Cloud-::answers door and there stands....Sephiroth!::
Sephiroth-Hey cloud,wassup?
Everyone-nothing..
Sephiroth-oh...I guess you can't find anything to do either...
Cid-Damn!I thought I could ask you what you were &#@&# doing!
Red-::singing They Might Be Giants::And it ain't nobody's buisness but the
turks.
::another knock on door::
Cloud-::answers door and there stands.....The Turks!...and uh...Rufus::
Tseng-You're right it ain't nobody's buisness but ours so stay out of our way!
Reno-::struts in behind Tseng::Hey Cloud,Sephiroth,Wassup?
Everyone-Nothing..
Rude-"hic"I fink day are as barred as we our...::takes a swig of cleverly
disguised liqour bottle::
Rufus-Well,Umm,Maybe we can think of something..
::ANOTHER knock on the door::
Cloud-::opens door and there stands......Cait Sith::
Cait-Hey Cloud,Turks,Sephiroth,wassup?
Everyone-Nothing..
Cid-Hey cait!Where the #*&&#*@ is my &#&#@*#*&@ plane?!::stands up::
Cait-...uh..er...the..plane?
Cid-YES THE PLANE!DO YOU TAKE ME FOR A @*&#*@*# IDIOT!
Cait-er...
Cid-::walks out of house and sees the highwind,smoking,and dented up::
Cait-we...er...had...a..little..accident..with..a...er..BIG...drag on..
Cid-.......::stares at plane then looks at Cait in rage::I"M GONNA KICK YOUR
#*$#&# FURRY @$$!
Cait-Ahhh!::runs as Cid chases him with his spear::
Cid-Get back here!
Sephiroth-That was interesting...
Rufus-Very..
::ANOTHER knock on the door::
Cloud-::answers door and there stands....Hojo,Palmer,and Heidger::
Heidger-Gyahahahaha
Palmer-Hiya everybody...anyone got any lard?
Hojo-What are you up to?
Tifa-Ewww...lard?
Palmer-Mmmmm,tea with sugar,and honey,and laaaarrrdddd....::drools thinking
about it::
Everyone-Ewwww...
Cid-::finally gets tired of chasing cait and sits down::...I'm #**#*&#$ bored!!
Aeris-How about we have a sleepover?::giggles::
Sephiroth-What a great idea!
Cloud-Cool..
Barret-Awesome..
Hojo-Sleepover?
Rufus-I gotta get my jammies...
Elena-So do i..
Reno-::smirks and thinks "Sleepover=chicks"::
Rude-"hic"Are we havin punch?
Palmer-Oooohhh...sleepover....sleepovers need food right?
Heidger-Gyahahahaha
Tseng-I..uh...er...I have to go..::knows elena will try to sleep with him::
Cid-Beats the hell outta doing nothing..
Yuffie-That sounds fun!::thinks"$$$"::
Tifa-We can play games!
::Once again...a knock at the door::
Cloud-::answers door and....Dark Nation(rufus's dog/thingie)stands there::
DarkNation-Ruff...
Rufus-Go home!
DarkNation-Ruff ruff..::pounces on Rufus::
Rufus-Ahh!No! Go home!
DarkNation-::starts licking Rufus::
Rufus-Arggh!Noo!Stttoopp!
Everyone else-::laughs::
Rufus-::pushes DarkNation off and shoves him out the door::Go...home!
Rufus-::closes door::
Red-::chuckles::
Rufus-........
Cid-Are we going to start the #&&#*&# sleepover or what?!
Cloud-Let's get all our stuff together...Then we'll start..
::everyone goes home to get their stuff then returns to Tifa's house(which I
failed to mention that they were at before)::
Aeris-let's tell spooky stories!
Tifa-Yeah!
Rufus-...umm...I don't like spooky stories..
Everyone else-::laughs::
Sephiroth-I say...that Rude starts!
Rude-"hic"me...I din do nufin...
Sephiroth-Tell a story::pulls out really big sword(the masamune)::
Rude-Once..upon"hic"a time..dare was a....bunny rabbit..
Cid-This is *#*@$# lame..
Rude-then"hic"there was a beer(bear)...the beer...ate the bunny rabbit and then
got some bear(beer)and drank it..da...end..
Aeris-Umm,hojo why don't you go next..
Cloud-Hey,where's hojo?
Author-Where is Hojo? Is it China? His lab? Cid's plane?
Cid-Who the &#@#&#& was that?
Everyone else-The author..
Cid-...oh...
Palmer-::busy eating the snacks and sniffles::...no lard...
Tifa-How about cloud tell a story..
Sephiroth-I'll tell a story..
Rufus-..please...no...don't..
Sephiroth-::grins evily::One dark and stormy night,::thunder is heard::some
friends were having a sleepover,just like this one...
Rufus-::cowers::I wish darknation was here..
DarkNation-::thinks"You had your chance."::
Sephiroth-Then,As the group was telling scary stories,the lights went
out..::lights go out::
Cid-What the #&@*@!?
Sephiroth-::continues::When the lights came on...someone was missing...::lights
come back on::
Cloud-Hey,where'd cid go?
Sehpiroth-::shrugs::Then..the group heard a blood curdling scream and a loud
thud...from upstairs..
::a scream is heard plus a loud thud::
Rufus-....ahh..w..w..hat was that?
Rude-..it's..de..."hic"beer..coming to git ya...
Sephiroth-then..outside of the front door...a scraping sound was
heard..::scraping sound is heard::The group got frightend...and decided to stay
where they were...
Sephiroth-...from upstairs...the body of the person that became missing tumbled
down...bleeding...::smirks::the end..
Cid-::tumbles down the stairs holding his side::uhh...h...h...
Cloud-Cid!::runs over to cid::cid...what is it?
Cid-uh...pa..in....urk..::slumps over::
Cloud-Cid...Cid?
Barret-We need to get him to da hospital...quick!
::barret and cloud load cid onto the plane and they leave for the nearest
hospital::
Tifa-...h...h..ow....could...it....happen?
S ephiroth-Don't look at me..I was just telling a story..
Rude-"hic"I fink..I...hear..somtime(something)downstairs(upstairs)"hic"
Rufus-....e hh...ehhh..
Sephiroth-::goes up the stairs::
Reno-..W...w..hat..is going on?
Aeris-I don't know..
Sephiroth-::walks down the stairs with a pale face::.......
Tifa-Sephiroth..what's wrong?
Sephiroth-...::holds a bloody hook::
Everyone-::gasps::
Heidger-Gyahahaha!
Sephiroth-...::chu ckles putting away fake hook::gotcha..foolish mortals...
Heidger-......g...ya....ha...ha...
Palmer-::shoves a whole big mac in his mouth and swallows it without chewing::
Yuffie-Ewwww...siiicccckkk
::cloud and barret return::
Aeris-How's cid doing?
Cloud-..he...had a pretty bad cut...and...he probally saw something extremely
frightning...
Aeris-what does that mean?
Barret-It means...that cid had a heartattack..
Everyone-::gasps::
Author-Who gave cid a hearattack?Was it Hojo?The hookman?This story?
Tifa-..so...what do we..do...now?
Red-I think we should all stay in sight of eachother...encase anything else
happens..
Rufus-I think we need some sleep..
Everyone-::agrees then laughs their heads off::
Rufus-::looks at his Barney jammies::.....what...what?
Author-::drools as sephiroth takes off his shirt::...............
Sephiroth-what'd I do?
Author-.........uh...nothing...hehe
Cloud-::nudges Sephiroth::I think she likes you..
Sephiroth-::smirks::
Author-::blushes::
Elena-Tsssseeenng gg..::whines::whhyy'dddd yoouuu leeeaaavvee meee?
Aeris-::holds a cloud doll::
Cloud-Uh..heh heh heh...
Tifa-Hmph!
Cait-::yawns and switches off::
Barret-::secretly goes to bathroom and changes into salior uniform::hmm..I do
look good..
Cloud-::falls asleep::
Aeris-::falls asleep on cloud::
Sephiroth-::falls asleep smirking::
Rufus-::falls asleep clutching plush barney doll::
Reno-::falls asleep on Yuffie with a WIDE grin::
Yuffie-::falls asleep frowning::
Rude-::is well,pratically asleep holding bottle of liqour::
Elena-::falls asleep whining about Tseng::
Red-::falls asleep singing They Might Be Giants::
Palmer-::falls asleep in some French Onion Dip::
Heidger-::falls asleep laughing::gyahahaha
::the next morning::
Cloud-man...I hope cid's okay..
Barret-yeah...
Sephiroth-::wakes up and smirks seeing the Author of this fic sleeping with a
sephy doll::
Rufus-..mommy..I don't want to go to school....
::everyone snickers::
Yuffie-Ewww!::knocks Reno off her::
Reno-oowww...
Rude-"hic".....good nite everything...(good morning everyone)
Tifa-...man..palmer ate all the food..so I guess there's no breakfast..
::everyone groans except palmer::
Palmer-::sniffles::still no lard..
Aeris-then let's go see cid..
Sephiroth-so..your the author of this fic eh? Are you single?
Author-::giggles::yeah..say..are you busy?
Cloud-Ahem...
Author-sorry...::whispers to Sephiroth::maybe in another fic..
Rufus-I have to go...
::rufus and the turks leave::
Hojo-::stumbles downstairs with his hair messed up::heh..good morning everyone..
::a tall brown haired girl stumbles downstairs after hojo::
Everyone-HOJO?!
Cloud-Man..cid would have another heartattack if he...wait a minute..
Hojo-heh I uh....cid...um..saw us...She uh..overeacted and accidently stabbed
cid..::motions to the brown haired hooker::
Barret-Aww man..I'm gonna be sick..
Palmer-::leaves with heidger::
Hojo-Bye bye..::leaves with the hooker::
Cloud-Well...lets go visit Cid..anyone wanna come with me?
Cait-Not me
Tifa-I'll go..
Aeris-::frowns::I have a hair appointment..
Yuffie-So..do...i
Barret-I'll go..
Red-Zzzzz...
::cloud,barret and tifa go to the hospital::
Tifa-Hey cid,How ya doing?
Cid-::opens one eye::I feel like &#&@ sh*t..
Cloud-I..think we know what caused your heartattack..
Cid-::opens other eye::..it...was....so...*@*#&#^@ scary...::shudders rembering
the details::
Barret-So,when ya gonna be outta here?
Cid-They say a week or so..
Tifa-After you get out maybe we can have another sleep over!
Everyone else-NO!
The End...for now...mwhahaha
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Author's Note: Warning, fanfic may contain violence,and words that people usally
don't use(except adults). No one over 18 is allowed to read this....(just
kidding)(this is a Funny/Serious Mostly Funny)
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Cid-I'm so *#@%*! bored...::leans back::There's nothing to @$%^& do!
Yuffie-Nothing to steal....
Tifa-"Sigh" Aeris is flirting with cloud...
Barret-Why do you like that spikey blond unicorn boy anyways?
Cloud-Hey....I like my hair....
Cid-How the hell do you get it that way anyways?
Cloud-By not brushing it and using a hell of a lot of hair spray.
Cid-Cait borrowed the Highwind..without my *@&#&@ permission!
Barret-What the hell is it with you and that damn plane?
Cid-.....none of your *&#^#&# buisness...
::knock on door::
Cloud-::answers door and there stands....Sephiroth!::
Sephiroth-Hey cloud,wassup?
Everyone-nothing..
Sephiroth-oh...I guess you can't find anything to do either...
Cid-Damn!I thought I could ask you what you were &#@&# doing!
Red-::singing They Might Be Giants::And it ain't nobody's buisness but the
turks.
::another knock on door::
Cloud-::answers door and there stands.....The Turks!...and uh...Rufus::
Tseng-You're right it ain't nobody's buisness but ours so stay out of our way!
Reno-::struts in behind Tseng::Hey Cloud,Sephiroth,Wassup?
Everyone-Nothing..
Rude-"hic"I fink day are as barred as we our...::takes a swig of cleverly
disguised liqour bottle::
Rufus-Well,Umm,Maybe we can think of something..
::ANOTHER knock on the door::
Cloud-::opens door and there stands......Cait Sith::
Cait-Hey Cloud,Turks,Sephiroth,wassup?
Everyone-Nothing..
Cid-Hey cait!Where the #*&&#*@ is my &#&#@*#*&@ plane?!::stands up::
Cait-...uh..er...the..plane?
Cid-YES THE PLANE!DO YOU TAKE ME FOR A @*&#*@*# IDIOT!
Cait-er...
Cid-::walks out of house and sees the highwind,smoking,and dented up::
Cait-we...er...had...a..little..accident..with..a...er..BIG...drag on..
Cid-.......::stares at plane then looks at Cait in rage::I"M GONNA KICK YOUR
#*$#&# FURRY @$$!
Cait-Ahhh!::runs as Cid chases him with his spear::
Cid-Get back here!
Sephiroth-That was interesting...
Rufus-Very..
::ANOTHER knock on the door::
Cloud-::answers door and there stands....Hojo,Palmer,and Heidger::
Heidger-Gyahahahaha
Palmer-Hiya everybody...anyone got any lard?
Hojo-What are you up to?
Tifa-Ewww...lard?
Palmer-Mmmmm,tea with sugar,and honey,and laaaarrrdddd....::drools thinking
about it::
Everyone-Ewwww...
Cid-::finally gets tired of chasing cait and sits down::...I'm #**#*&#$ bored!!
Aeris-How about we have a sleepover?::giggles::
Sephiroth-What a great idea!
Cloud-Cool..
Barret-Awesome..
Hojo-Sleepover?
Rufus-I gotta get my jammies...
Elena-So do i..
Reno-::smirks and thinks "Sleepover=chicks"::
Rude-"hic"Are we havin punch?
Palmer-Oooohhh...sleepover....sleepovers need food right?
Heidger-Gyahahahaha
Tseng-I..uh...er...I have to go..::knows elena will try to sleep with him::
Cid-Beats the hell outta doing nothing..
Yuffie-That sounds fun!::thinks"$$$"::
Tifa-We can play games!
::Once again...a knock at the door::
Cloud-::answers door and....Dark Nation(rufus's dog/thingie)stands there::
DarkNation-Ruff...
Rufus-Go home!
DarkNation-Ruff ruff..::pounces on Rufus::
Rufus-Ahh!No! Go home!
DarkNation-::starts licking Rufus::
Rufus-Arggh!Noo!Stttoopp!
Everyone else-::laughs::
Rufus-::pushes DarkNation off and shoves him out the door::Go...home!
Rufus-::closes door::
Red-::chuckles::
Rufus-........
Cid-Are we going to start the #&&#*&# sleepover or what?!
Cloud-Let's get all our stuff together...Then we'll start..
::everyone goes home to get their stuff then returns to Tifa's house(which I
failed to mention that they were at before)::
Aeris-let's tell spooky stories!
Tifa-Yeah!
Rufus-...umm...I don't like spooky stories..
Everyone else-::laughs::
Sephiroth-I say...that Rude starts!
Rude-"hic"me...I din do nufin...
Sephiroth-Tell a story::pulls out really big sword(the masamune)::
Rude-Once..upon"hic"a time..dare was a....bunny rabbit..
Cid-This is *#*@$# lame..
Rude-then"hic"there was a beer(bear)...the beer...ate the bunny rabbit and then
got some bear(beer)and drank it..da...end..
Aeris-Umm,hojo why don't you go next..
Cloud-Hey,where's hojo?
Author-Where is Hojo? Is it China? His lab? Cid's plane?
Cid-Who the &#@#&#& was that?
Everyone else-The author..
Cid-...oh...
Palmer-::busy eating the snacks and sniffles::...no lard...
Tifa-How about cloud tell a story..
Sephiroth-I'll tell a story..
Rufus-..please...no...don't..
Sephiroth-::grins evily::One dark and stormy night,::thunder is heard::some
friends were having a sleepover,just like this one...
Rufus-::cowers::I wish darknation was here..
DarkNation-::thinks"You had your chance."::
Sephiroth-Then,As the group was telling scary stories,the lights went
out..::lights go out::
Cid-What the #&@*@!?
Sephiroth-::continues::When the lights came on...someone was missing...::lights
come back on::
Cloud-Hey,where'd cid go?
Sehpiroth-::shrugs::Then..the group heard a blood curdling scream and a loud
thud...from upstairs..
::a scream is heard plus a loud thud::
Rufus-....ahh..w..w..hat was that?
Rude-..it's..de..."hic"beer..coming to git ya...
Sephiroth-then..outside of the front door...a scraping sound was
heard..::scraping sound is heard::The group got frightend...and decided to stay
where they were...
Sephiroth-...from upstairs...the body of the person that became missing tumbled
down...bleeding...::smirks::the end..
Cid-::tumbles down the stairs holding his side::uhh...h...h...
Cloud-Cid!::runs over to cid::cid...what is it?
Cid-uh...pa..in....urk..::slumps over::
Cloud-Cid...Cid?
Barret-We need to get him to da hospital...quick!
::barret and cloud load cid onto the plane and they leave for the nearest
hospital::
Tifa-...h...h..ow....could...it....happen?
S ephiroth-Don't look at me..I was just telling a story..
Rude-"hic"I fink..I...hear..somtime(something)downstairs(upstairs)"hic"
Rufus-....e hh...ehhh..
Sephiroth-::goes up the stairs::
Reno-..W...w..hat..is going on?
Aeris-I don't know..
Sephiroth-::walks down the stairs with a pale face::.......
Tifa-Sephiroth..what's wrong?
Sephiroth-...::holds a bloody hook::
Everyone-::gasps::
Heidger-Gyahahaha!
Sephiroth-...::chu ckles putting away fake hook::gotcha..foolish mortals...
Heidger-......g...ya....ha...ha...
Palmer-::shoves a whole big mac in his mouth and swallows it without chewing::
Yuffie-Ewwww...siiicccckkk
::cloud and barret return::
Aeris-How's cid doing?
Cloud-..he...had a pretty bad cut...and...he probally saw something extremely
frightning...
Aeris-what does that mean?
Barret-It means...that cid had a heartattack..
Everyone-::gasps::
Author-Who gave cid a hearattack?Was it Hojo?The hookman?This story?
Tifa-..so...what do we..do...now?
Red-I think we should all stay in sight of eachother...encase anything else
happens..
Rufus-I think we need some sleep..
Everyone-::agrees then laughs their heads off::
Rufus-::looks at his Barney jammies::.....what...what?
Author-::drools as sephiroth takes off his shirt::...............
Sephiroth-what'd I do?
Author-.........uh...nothing...hehe
Cloud-::nudges Sephiroth::I think she likes you..
Sephiroth-::smirks::
Author-::blushes::
Elena-Tsssseeenng gg..::whines::whhyy'dddd yoouuu leeeaaavvee meee?
Aeris-::holds a cloud doll::
Cloud-Uh..heh heh heh...
Tifa-Hmph!
Cait-::yawns and switches off::
Barret-::secretly goes to bathroom and changes into salior uniform::hmm..I do
look good..
Cloud-::falls asleep::
Aeris-::falls asleep on cloud::
Sephiroth-::falls asleep smirking::
Rufus-::falls asleep clutching plush barney doll::
Reno-::falls asleep on Yuffie with a WIDE grin::
Yuffie-::falls asleep frowning::
Rude-::is well,pratically asleep holding bottle of liqour::
Elena-::falls asleep whining about Tseng::
Red-::falls asleep singing They Might Be Giants::
Palmer-::falls asleep in some French Onion Dip::
Heidger-::falls asleep laughing::gyahahaha
::the next morning::
Cloud-man...I hope cid's okay..
Barret-yeah...
Sephiroth-::wakes up and smirks seeing the Author of this fic sleeping with a
sephy doll::
Rufus-..mommy..I don't want to go to school....
::everyone snickers::
Yuffie-Ewww!::knocks Reno off her::
Reno-oowww...
Rude-"hic".....good nite everything...(good morning everyone)
Tifa-...man..palmer ate all the food..so I guess there's no breakfast..
::everyone groans except palmer::
Palmer-::sniffles::still no lard..
Aeris-then let's go see cid..
Sephiroth-so..your the author of this fic eh? Are you single?
Author-::giggles::yeah..say..are you busy?
Cloud-Ahem...
Author-sorry...::whispers to Sephiroth::maybe in another fic..
Rufus-I have to go...
::rufus and the turks leave::
Hojo-::stumbles downstairs with his hair messed up::heh..good morning everyone..
::a tall brown haired girl stumbles downstairs after hojo::
Everyone-HOJO?!
Cloud-Man..cid would have another heartattack if he...wait a minute..
Hojo-heh I uh....cid...um..saw us...She uh..overeacted and accidently stabbed
cid..::motions to the brown haired hooker::
Barret-Aww man..I'm gonna be sick..
Palmer-::leaves with heidger::
Hojo-Bye bye..::leaves with the hooker::
Cloud-Well...lets go visit Cid..anyone wanna come with me?
Cait-Not me
Tifa-I'll go..
Aeris-::frowns::I have a hair appointment..
Yuffie-So..do...i
Barret-I'll go..
Red-Zzzzz...
::cloud,barret and tifa go to the hospital::
Tifa-Hey cid,How ya doing?
Cid-::opens one eye::I feel like &#&@ sh*t..
Cloud-I..think we know what caused your heartattack..
Cid-::opens other eye::..it...was....so...*@*#&#^@ scary...::shudders rembering
the details::
Barret-So,when ya gonna be outta here?
Cid-They say a week or so..
Tifa-After you get out maybe we can have another sleep over!
Everyone else-NO!
The End...for now...mwhahaha
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