Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ Fun Words! ❯ Fun Words! ( Chapter 1 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: kitti hardy 
Rated R for the images. >_< The IMAGES!
Anyhoo, Barret gets in a cussing contest vs. Cid, Rufus gets scarred for life, so much funness! Yeeee!!!! READ. O_o
Non Anime: Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 03.06.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.1K | Visits: 457 | Status: Completed
Rated R for the images. >_< The IMAGES!
Anyhoo, Barret gets in a cussing contest vs. Cid, Rufus gets scarred for life, so much funness! Yeeee!!!! READ. O_o
Non Anime: Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 03.06.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.1K | Visits: 457 | Status: Completed
DISCLAIMER THINGY: I own none of them, sadly. If I could, I'd own Cid and Vincent but that's just me. :/ And MY STORY WILL BE THE BEST!!!! YAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA *hit in the head with an apple core* OW! Ok, I just kinda don't wanna write, my story sucks, or it's probably bad. I must be positive :) Yes positivityness stuff is good. Especially Chocolate cookies with maple syrup. Yummy. By the way, this story, if you don't know is a FINAL FANTASY VII story :O. So amazering. If any of it is like....spelled wrong, then e-mail me, and insult me. I dun care. Yep. XP Ok, so that wraps it up and have fun with your destruction! Oh, and e-mail me at confuzzled_kitti@yahoo.com if you like or no or just want to blab. :D
*~Confuzzled Kitti~*
Review please! If you don't like it, don't say so. :( I don't wanna be sad. Sad is not good. And if you MUST send me a review of critisism, make it SENSIBLE! And tell me how to make it better. Not any, "YOU SUCK AND THIS STORY SUCKS AND YOU JUST FRIGGIN SUCK!" It makes you look stupid, alright? Alright. Now on with the story!
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Cid: Look, Barret, I can out cuss you any !@#$%^& Time of the week.
Barret: HA! You had way to much to drink, you @$#^%)*$.
Tifa: They're at it again, cloud...
Cloud:.......uh huh...
Cid: Well, *!@# YOU!
Barret: $%^& YOU! (shoots cid in the arm)
Cid: OOOOWWWWWWW! *&^%$#@!@#$&%^$%&^$*#@$*%#!
Cloud: .......dude.
Tifa: Wow...look at that mouth. I vote Cid will win.
Cid: (smacks barret straight over his head with his spear)
Barret: OW! ^&*( you, you !@#$%^& !@#$%^&!! I'm gonna beat your *%$&$@# @$# like !@#$ just because you just &%^$^* me ~!@#$%% off!
Cloud: O_O Wow, I vote Barret.
Red XIII: What's happening?
Cloud: They're fighting.
RedXIII: Barret! Barret! I bet barret!
Yuffie: I'LL TAKE THE BET...if you bet that Ifrit materia...
RedXIII: Alright...it's a bet. All materia on the line!
Yuffie: Hehe...you on....(mumbles) and drunk....heeheehee. HEY CID!
Cid: what?
Yuffie: (tosses a rock at his head)
Cid: YOU *bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *breathes in* eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepp*
Yuffie: TWO POINTS! WAHOO!
(Barret and Cid keep beating the *bleep* outta each other)
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Reno: I'M BLIND!
Heideggar: What's wrong?
Rufus: God, SPEEDOS Heidegger? WHY?!
Heidegger: What? Can't you stand a handsome fit guy like me in a sexy speedo?
Rufus: I'd rather be gay, you...you...(passes out from the sight)
Reno: CALL SECURITY! CALL ALL SOLDIERS! CALL MY MOMMY! AAAAAH! (runs through a wall)
Palmer: What's wrong with them?
Heidegger: They don't appreciate true beauty.
Palmer: Yes I know, I tried posing for a calendar shooting, and rufus shot the cameraman...
Rufus: Strawberry's will prevail over the cherries! EYAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (jumps out of a window)
Palmer: Crazy young lad
Heidegger: He ain't as smart as us, Palmer...without the fashion sense too.
Palmer: Yeah, saw you in that playgirl mag...you look hot!
Heidegger: Thanks (giggles)
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Tifa: OoOoooOooOOOoo...change my mind I vote Barret.
(crunch)
Cloud: AAAAAAH, MY SWORD! YOU BROKE IT YOU TWO STUPID @$&@#%#&%(*@#$^
Tifa: Change my mind again, I vote cloud! :D
Cloud: (tackles the two fighters)
*sidenote: Jerry springer turned PG 13 after this aired so it is out o buisness
Yuffie: Ya know, I found a dress in cloud's closet yesterday...
Red XIII: T.M.I.
Yuffie: Ya know...I also found other stuff...do you wish to know?
Red XIII: No
Barret, Cid, Tifa, Vincent, and Cait Sith: YEAH!
Red XIII: Oh god.
Yuffie: I found lipstick, and and and and Wigs and and and uh uh, what was it called, oh yeah, bikini briefs, and sexy perfuum not cologne, perfuum, and and that stuff..uh...ya know put on your face that makes you more prettiful..
Cloud: Makeup
(everyone stares at him)
Cloud: Did I say that out loud?
Tifa: I'M DATING A GIRL! AAAAAAAH! That's it! I'm gonna marry sephiroth, and take over the world! ::goes out the door laughing like a maniac while smacking everybody with a mallet::
(everyone)..................
Cid: She's really *$&%ed up.
Barret: *!^$ed up? Man, she just scared the he!! outta me.
Cid: (starts crying) Oh Barret! You're the brother I never had!
Barret: (crying) I know man!
( cid and barret runs to each other and hugs and cries)
Vincent: Man this is really &%$!ed up.
Yuffie: Yep...
Cait Sith: (shakes head)
Red XIII: Want to get a soda?
Yuffie, CS, And Vincent: Alrgihty! Let's get the way from these ^&$(in nutcases!
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Sephiroth and Tifa get married and ruled Mars and adopted rufus as their son, Cloud becomes the local stripper, Yuffie steals everyone's materia, Vincent becomes the next mister roger neighberhood guy, Cait Sith wins all poker and takes over las vegas, and Red XIII became a hobo. What happened to Reno? Oh, he died from seeing Palmer and Heidegger doin playgirl shots and they become naturally popular and died from a chicken bone! Yet there was only one bone that killed them both...O_o By the way, who won the contest you say? Aeris did at me for not including her in the story.
Aeris: You *beep* *beep* right, you *beep* *bleep*. I wish you'd go back straight to^&($
YOU ^$#%r$*&^$%#^$%%^#$%^*$)%t$$*&t^^*^*((*%$@$%^&%*&%^$%%^& ;$^^&$^&^$^&%^$%%^%$&%^&$$#@@$(*&^$#^&$#$%^%^^% ^#%^$%%^$^%&^$%%^%^%&$%$%^&&$^@#$%^@#%e^&%&$#^$%&am p;#%*^@%%@#*(#&%#%^@#^&@$*(!&$%&*$^(@^*@%*^@%^@&$%& @$&@$^%&^@&%^@&@%^&%^^@%^&(%^%^^*%@^@%^&&@% &%^@%^&^@^@%&^&@%^&@%^&@%^&%@^&%@^&^&am p;@%^&%^&@%^&@^&@%^&@%^&@^&@%@^&%^&@%^& amp;@%^&@%&^@%^&%^&%@^&%
See? My feelings hurt. =( Cid I NEED HUG! Aw, darn, he and barret are out in the park collecting flowers...
THE END
Confuzzles!
*~Confuzzled Kitti~*
Review please! If you don't like it, don't say so. :( I don't wanna be sad. Sad is not good. And if you MUST send me a review of critisism, make it SENSIBLE! And tell me how to make it better. Not any, "YOU SUCK AND THIS STORY SUCKS AND YOU JUST FRIGGIN SUCK!" It makes you look stupid, alright? Alright. Now on with the story!
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Cid: Look, Barret, I can out cuss you any !@#$%^& Time of the week.
Barret: HA! You had way to much to drink, you @$#^%)*$.
Tifa: They're at it again, cloud...
Cloud:.......uh huh...
Cid: Well, *!@# YOU!
Barret: $%^& YOU! (shoots cid in the arm)
Cid: OOOOWWWWWWW! *&^%$#@!@#$&%^$%&^$*#@$*%#!
Cloud: .......dude.
Tifa: Wow...look at that mouth. I vote Cid will win.
Cid: (smacks barret straight over his head with his spear)
Barret: OW! ^&*( you, you !@#$%^& !@#$%^&!! I'm gonna beat your *%$&$@# @$# like !@#$ just because you just &%^$^* me ~!@#$%% off!
Cloud: O_O Wow, I vote Barret.
Red XIII: What's happening?
Cloud: They're fighting.
RedXIII: Barret! Barret! I bet barret!
Yuffie: I'LL TAKE THE BET...if you bet that Ifrit materia...
RedXIII: Alright...it's a bet. All materia on the line!
Yuffie: Hehe...you on....(mumbles) and drunk....heeheehee. HEY CID!
Cid: what?
Yuffie: (tosses a rock at his head)
Cid: YOU *bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *breathes in* eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepp*
Yuffie: TWO POINTS! WAHOO!
(Barret and Cid keep beating the *bleep* outta each other)
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Reno: I'M BLIND!
Heideggar: What's wrong?
Rufus: God, SPEEDOS Heidegger? WHY?!
Heidegger: What? Can't you stand a handsome fit guy like me in a sexy speedo?
Rufus: I'd rather be gay, you...you...(passes out from the sight)
Reno: CALL SECURITY! CALL ALL SOLDIERS! CALL MY MOMMY! AAAAAH! (runs through a wall)
Palmer: What's wrong with them?
Heidegger: They don't appreciate true beauty.
Palmer: Yes I know, I tried posing for a calendar shooting, and rufus shot the cameraman...
Rufus: Strawberry's will prevail over the cherries! EYAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (jumps out of a window)
Palmer: Crazy young lad
Heidegger: He ain't as smart as us, Palmer...without the fashion sense too.
Palmer: Yeah, saw you in that playgirl mag...you look hot!
Heidegger: Thanks (giggles)
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Tifa: OoOoooOooOOOoo...change my mind I vote Barret.
(crunch)
Cloud: AAAAAAH, MY SWORD! YOU BROKE IT YOU TWO STUPID @$&@#%#&%(*@#$^
Tifa: Change my mind again, I vote cloud! :D
Cloud: (tackles the two fighters)
*sidenote: Jerry springer turned PG 13 after this aired so it is out o buisness
Yuffie: Ya know, I found a dress in cloud's closet yesterday...
Red XIII: T.M.I.
Yuffie: Ya know...I also found other stuff...do you wish to know?
Red XIII: No
Barret, Cid, Tifa, Vincent, and Cait Sith: YEAH!
Red XIII: Oh god.
Yuffie: I found lipstick, and and and and Wigs and and and uh uh, what was it called, oh yeah, bikini briefs, and sexy perfuum not cologne, perfuum, and and that stuff..uh...ya know put on your face that makes you more prettiful..
Cloud: Makeup
(everyone stares at him)
Cloud: Did I say that out loud?
Tifa: I'M DATING A GIRL! AAAAAAAH! That's it! I'm gonna marry sephiroth, and take over the world! ::goes out the door laughing like a maniac while smacking everybody with a mallet::
(everyone)..................
Cid: She's really *$&%ed up.
Barret: *!^$ed up? Man, she just scared the he!! outta me.
Cid: (starts crying) Oh Barret! You're the brother I never had!
Barret: (crying) I know man!
( cid and barret runs to each other and hugs and cries)
Vincent: Man this is really &%$!ed up.
Yuffie: Yep...
Cait Sith: (shakes head)
Red XIII: Want to get a soda?
Yuffie, CS, And Vincent: Alrgihty! Let's get the way from these ^&$(in nutcases!
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Sephiroth and Tifa get married and ruled Mars and adopted rufus as their son, Cloud becomes the local stripper, Yuffie steals everyone's materia, Vincent becomes the next mister roger neighberhood guy, Cait Sith wins all poker and takes over las vegas, and Red XIII became a hobo. What happened to Reno? Oh, he died from seeing Palmer and Heidegger doin playgirl shots and they become naturally popular and died from a chicken bone! Yet there was only one bone that killed them both...O_o By the way, who won the contest you say? Aeris did at me for not including her in the story.
Aeris: You *beep* *beep* right, you *beep* *bleep*. I wish you'd go back straight to^&($
YOU ^$#%r$*&^$%#^$%%^#$%^*$)%t$$*&t^^*^*((*%$@$%^&%*&%^$%%^& ;$^^&$^&^$^&%^$%%^%$&%^&$$#@@$(*&^$#^&$#$%^%^^% ^#%^$%%^$^%&^$%%^%^%&$%$%^&&$^@#$%^@#%e^&%&$#^$%&am p;#%*^@%%@#*(#&%#%^@#^&@$*(!&$%&*$^(@^*@%*^@%^@&$%& @$&@$^%&^@&%^@&@%^&%^^@%^&(%^%^^*%@^@%^&&@% &%^@%^&^@^@%&^&@%^&@%^&@%^&%@^&%@^&^&am p;@%^&%^&@%^&@^&@%^&@%^&@^&@%@^&%^&@%^& amp;@%^&@%&^@%^&%^&%@^&%
See? My feelings hurt. =( Cid I NEED HUG! Aw, darn, he and barret are out in the park collecting flowers...
THE END
Confuzzles!