Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ I Wish I Washed Thoroughly ❯ Prologue

I wish I washed thoroughly

A/N* I don't own anything from FFX.

*FFX peoples are just cruising in that dome place in Zanarkand*

Tidus: Yuna, I thought your bad hair days were bad.

Yuna: What?

Yunalesca: You have something to say about my hair?

Tidus and Yuna: No.

Rikku: I wonder if it could get worse?

*They get into the battle with Yunalesca and she does the freaky hair thing*

Tidus: I think you spoke a little too soon.

Lulu: What shampoo do you use?

Yunalesca: Biologue, isn't it wonderful?

Rikku: Sure it is. Just beautiful.

Tidus: Yeah it works out the ends and the sides.

Yunalesca: You know, if I lean back, I can use it as a kickstand.

Tidus: Now that can be useful.

Auron: Indeed.

Yunalesca: Are we going to get back to this fight?

Wakka: what cha' gonna do? Turn into Medusa?

Yunalesca: I can do that with my hair.

Tidus: Figured she had something like that up her sleeve.

Yunalesca: I don't have sleeves.

Tidus: Coarse you don't, you walk around in a bikini all day.

Yunalesca: Are you going to criticize me, or are we going to get to this battle?

Rikku: What's with you and fighting?

Yunalesca: You're still critizing me!

Auron: Now I can show you what real respect is.

Yunalesca: Excuse me, but I'm married.

Auron: But he's a faith.

Rikku: The two ancient people, now that is a prefect couple.

Auron: I'm only 35.

Tidus: That's a lie!

Auron: Is not.

Tidus: Is too.

Auron: Is not!

Tidus: Fine!

Yuna: Why would Sir Auron lie!?!

Wakka: Because he's an unsent!

Yunalesca: so am I.

Rikku: No you're not you're just……… there.

Yunalesca: things like that don't really matter now do they? Besides, my hair is the most beautiful of all.

Tidus: No Yuna's is!

*Tidus and Yunalesca start fighting*

Lulu: 3, 2, 1

Yunalesca: My hair goes BOING!

Auron: Who said boing was a good thing? It might just mean that you can kill people with your hair.

Yunalesca: What's that supposed to mean?

Kimahri: Smell funny. (:) hehe, take out the colon………sorry^^)

Lulu: Oh I'll settle this. Mirror, mirror on the wall, isn't MY hair the most beautiful of all?

Mirror guy: Not really.

Lulu: O_O what do you mean?

Mirror guy: well, your hair has eating utensils in it so naturally………………

Lulu: DIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! *Jumps toward mirror with one of Yunalesca's hair clips*

Mirror guy: I mean your hair is not the most beautiful YET. It could be and………

Lulu: *stroking hair* what do I have to do?

Mirror guy: You just need one of the impossible to find, I mean perfect hair clips. (I hope you're starting to catch on) Sooooo……… behind door #1 is the pretty unicorn fru fru hairclip that just so happens to be in Ifrit's cave. *mutters* love to see you try that one. #2 is the silk hair tie, which is in possession of Master Lee, who is a master of the Judo fighting style. Or behind door #3, which is the twilight barrettes, in a barrel of monkeys, so which will it be? #s 1, 2, or 3?

RPiB(Random People in Background): Three! Two1 Two! Three!

Lulu: Three!

Mirror guy: the twilight barrettes in a barrel of monkeys is what you have chosen.

Rikku: Since when is this story about Lulu and a mirror?

Tidus: Since Lulu tried to settle who was prettiest.

Yuna: That would be me of coarse. (^^ had to make her a LITTLE vain)

Yunalesca: It is futile, I have been the prettiest for a thousand years; a few barrettes won't change that.

Rikku: Doesn't that make you an old geezer?

Unalaska: -_- I am NOT an `old geezer' as you so graciously put it. I am……… young looking for my age.

Tidus: So basically you're an old geezer.

Yunalesca: Would you stop it with the old geezer thing!

Tidus: Whatever.

Lulu: That mirror guy said a barrel of monkeys, what could he mean?

Auron: That your barrettes are in a barrel of monkeys perhaps.

Yunalesca: `she's trying for the barrettes so I'll get the other two and steal hers when she gets back.' Hehehehe………

Wakka: She sounds like Rikku on the thunder plains.

Yuna: Are we fighting or talking?

Yunalesca: We're verbally fighting; does that count?

*Lulu walks off after her barrettes*

Auron: Idiot.

Tidus: Why are you calling me an idiot……… again?!?

Everyone: -_-;………

Yuna: We're not calling you an idiot. You're special to us.

Auron: Oh yes. Words fail to describe how special you are. (weeeeee! :) Tidus is very special ^^)

Yunalesca: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Wakka: What?!?

Yunalesca: ……………… I'm out of conditioner.

Everyone: *fall down and twitches*

Rikku: Why don't you get more?

Yunalesca: That was the same conditioner I had when I defeated Sin. How do you think I would get more?

Tidus: Eh, why would you want a thousand-year-old bottle of conditioner?

Yunalesca: It smells nice.

Everyone: O_O………

~Somewhere far away~

Lulu: Where is that barrel of monkeys? What's that sound? *turns around* Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

A/n: I don't know if I should continue or not. I'll let you decide, and Qui-ti, no more than one vote. Honestly……… it's like she puts one sentence per review, it's crazy. I don't mind because it makes my story look like it's good when it's not. ^^

Prozac,

Ish-bob