Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ Love,Hatred and Something In Between ❯ An Interesting Gain ( Chapter 1 )

Disclaimer: Final Fantasy is not mine.

Author’s Note: Alright this is my first comedic fan fiction and I hope you like it. It should be kind of funny because…why would Squall need those things? Okay if you don’t like yaoi don’t read this fan fiction. I know you Laguna lovers will be mad at me, but this is a funnier way to get Squall to own those things. This is a Seifer/Squall fan fiction so enjoy.

An Interesting Gain

“We are sorry Mr. Leonhart for your father’s death. He was a good man. Now if you want to come down to the office and we will give you the things he has given you in his will.” Squall would have never guessed that his father would have died so young. It wasn’t like he died of a tragic death…it wasn’t like somebody hated him and shot him…it wasn’t as if he committed suicide…he just…drunk himself to death.

Squall put his head in his hands and sighed. Good job dad…that’s just like you…I should have guessed…being so lively as you always are…but…couldn’t you just live for a little longer. Now I’ll never hear your stupid annoying ideas or your hearty laugh…oh dad…I’ll miss you.

It was two days later since his father’s death and he was heading to the office to see what his father left him in the will. With a grim expression he arrived at the office and exited out of the Garden car he borrowed for today. He had a gut feeling that something would happen today…something strange. He locked the car door and pressed the button on the remote that was included with the car to put the alarm on. He stuffed the keys in his pocket and sighed. This sucks…

He entered the medium sized building located in Balamb and looked to the reception desk and a woman with long raven black hair sat bent down working on who knew what. He walked over and cleared his throat which got her attention right away. “Oh…may I help you?”

“Where is Mr. Hinshu’s office?” Squall asked his face stone cold.

The woman smiled at him as if to cheer him up and pointed to the elevator. “One floor up and to the right. It has a red sign that has his name on it. You must be Squall Leonhart?”

Squall blinked once and nodded. The woman smiled sadly and shook her head. “I’m sorry for your loss. I know it must be hard to lose your father.”

Squall mentally smacked his forehead. This lady isn’t helping any. “Whatever…” He ambled over toward the elevator door and pushed the up button. He heard a loud ‘ding’ and watched as the elevator opened. He stepped in and pushed the button for the second floor and waited once more as the doors shut again. He felt the lifting of the elevator and sighed. I wonder how dad is doing…

The doors opened with a ‘ding’ and he exited as he turned to the right and at once saw the big red sign that read ‘Mr. Hinshu’ with a big smiley face on the side. Squall rolled his eyes and sighed. And I thought this guy would be professional…Once again he sighed and walked over toward the door and knocked. He heard something crash and a man curse loudly. Squall shook his head and was about to turn and leave when a large man with unruly brown curly hair and big brown eyes smiled. “Hello my boy! Come in! Come in! No need to be frightened!” He grabbed a hold of Squall’s arm and pulled him in. Squall gulped and looked at the big man. He pulled away from his grasp and glared at him. Fat bas-

“So my boy!” Mr. Hinshu said and closed the door behind him. “You’ve come to see your father’s will? Laguna was a good man. A very good man.” The man got suddenly serious, but changed rather quickly. “But life is life right, my boy?” He chuckled all merry-like and Squall’s eyes rolled. He talks about my father like he’s some stupid piece of dirt that he brushed off his ass. Whatever…

Mr. Hinshu grinned and pushed Squall into a leather seat and skipped over to his own desk, humming to himself. Squall glared at the man and frowned. This is just like dad…I can see him talking and having a damn drink with this person…how sickening.

“Well my boy! Your father left you some pretty interesting things!” The man began to look over a long piece of paper and spotted what Squall was getting. “Are you ready for this because you’re going to love it since you’re a young man and men love how-”

“Can you please just tell me so I can leave…?”

“Touchy! Touchy!” The large man scolded him like a mother and shook his head. “Nothing like your father! He was so nice and caring and I’ve got to say he had the looks too. Just like you my boy!”

“What?!” Squall shocked and disgusted, growled. “Just tell me what I’m getting!” He didn’t like this man and the way the man was eyeing him wasn’t so good either.

“Okay…well…” Mr. Hinshu grabbed his reading glasses and looked down at the paper again and then back at Squall. “Your father left you…” He paused for a brief moment and jumped up. “His strip club and his whore house!”

“WHAT?!” Squall confused and shocked jumped up and glared down at the man. “Is this a joke?!”

“No…this is what it says in the will. You are keeping his strip club and whore house for your own uses, but in his will it says that you can not sell them unless profits are too low to keep up the places or you die and put it in your own will. Congrats Mr. Leonhart!”

“This is not funny! I didn’t even know my father had those things!” His put his head in his hands and took a deep breath. Damn it…what am I going to do…

“Well it’s settled!” Squall looked up and his brow rose. “Here are the keys to both the places!” He flung two pairs of keys at Squall and he caught them easily.

“But what am I suppose to do with a strip club and a whore house?!” The man was pushing Squall out and Squall turned his head to look at the man. The man grinned and pushed him out of the door.

“Use your imagination and have fun!” The man laughed and closed the door. Squall stood in front of the door for a few moments and just glanced down at the keys. “What the hell did you get me into now dad…?” Great…

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Okay I know it was a short chapter and I’m sorry. Keep reading though because you’ll definitely want to find out how this ties up with all the cast of Final Fantasy 8. Here’s a little preview to keep you reading:

Squall almost chocked. “You’ve been working as a stripper for my dad this whole time?!”

She giggled and nodded her head. “Of course! Laguna-after we defeated Ultimecia- asked if I wanted to work here and I agreed!”

His mind was reeling and he felt like he was going to faint. “You’ve been stripping for my dad for months now?!”

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