Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ Problemed People ❯ School time! ( Chapter 1 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
Once there were five people.They all had problems.There names were Cloud,Tifa,Irvine,Cid(ff7)and Selphie.Cloud was to stupied to Know anything,he always said Dur or he would laugh his head off for no reason then fart everywhere.Cid would scream like crazy running around bomping into things and sometimes fall off ships.Tifa could't see very well,Irvine drooled and Selphie was way to dangerous she kill the intire race of people.If she thinks you an enemey she blow you up.If she thinks you don't look right she'll blow you up.Tifa also could't hear very well when you said something she would replie WHAT,WHOS THERE,HURRRR,YOU WANT TO FIGHT ME...and so on.Told you they had problems.Tifa can't see and hear for nothing.Cloud id dummer than a rock.Irvine drools to much is mental.And selphie is dangerous to dagerous.and cid is just crazy.Thtas not alll theses problemed people must save the world from the telatubbies and evil barney and sephy along side those two crazy gangs.Are you wondering HOW THE HEACK THESE DUME,CRAZY,AND MENTAL PEOPLE ARE SUPPOSE TO SAVE THE FRECKING WORLD!!!!!!...*cough*my bad.well the one choice everyone hates its word makes us die of pain were melting,the word...is...SCHOOL,yes school they have to go to school for a year before saving the world do you think they'll save the world naa i dought it.well lets find out shall we.Well selphie hopefully dosen't blow it up..wait hopefully she does blow it up,irvine is going to make a ocean sonn with his drool lets watch*puts camara to irvine standing in a hall with a puddle of drool already*drip drip drip*ok yawn,anyways what about cid,he can't smoke curse or do anything accept learn i think he's going to get crazyer.What about Tifa,well shes getting f's cause her hearing and seeing problems and Cloud he's getting dummmer and not any younger so i suppose they're all getting f's.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~1 YEAR LATER~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Their problems were fixed YAHH.but when they get outside guess what tifa sees with her new and improved vision.HOLY CRAP WHY IS THE SKY SO DARK she says.Hey look a yeti laughed Cloud!*drooling*(irvine did that)LOOK A PLANE(PULLS OUT ROCKET LAUNCHER AND BLOWS PLANE UP)that was selphie.AHHH SPOKY SOUNDS AHHH*runs into pole.$^&%*&%_P&%^*$)says cid.ok maybe they need to go back to school will get diffrent heros for this job for now theres people who have to learn,well bye bye and stay tune for are next chapter sometime with new heros or i could stay with the old ones you decide r&r!!