Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ Second Fantasy ❯ this is not the first fantasy...or the final fantasy ( Chapter 1 )

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Second Fantasy

My FIRST Fanfic here at MediaMiner. I hope you enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own anything...all related characters are property of SquareSoft/Square-Enix.
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*At studio 9-B*

Cloud: MUWAHAHAHA!!!!!! I HAVE TURNED EVIL!!!!! BEWARE MY AWESOME EVIL POWERS AND TREMBLE!!!!! *Pulls out a jar of Mayo*

People: .....

Cloud: TREMBLE!!!!!!!!!!

People: ......

Director: Uh...He said tremble...that is the part where all you people of the village go and run away screaming

People: Oh yeah....

Director: Um..now

People: Oh..AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *All the people run away in fear*

Cloud: MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Director: and that's a rap!

Cloud: How did I do?

Director: For a bad guy...well very bad...

Cloud: But bad guys are supposed to be bad!

Director: No...bad acting

Cloud: Look at Sephiroth, he had the worst acting

Sephiroth: I heard that!

Cloud: Why does SquareSoft

Director: Sqaure-enix

Cloud: Whatever...Why do they need a Final Fantasy VII-2?

Director: Because...well yeah it is a stupid idea

Cloud: How many disks is this supposed to take up huh?

Director: th..thirty *Cough Cough* seven.....

Cloud: How many?

Director: THIRTY SEVEN!!!!!

Cloud: Yeah, imagine if you want to take the game to a friends house...

Director: God damn it your right! We should take a stand!

Cloud: *Stands up* I did it!

Director: Good....now lets take a seat, and work on scene twenty nine again!

Cloud: Damn....

Director: Alright, Scene twenty nine...Cloud becomes evil!

Tifa: *Gasp* Cloud, your evil!!!!

Cloud: No, Really?

Tifa: AH!!!!!! *Runs*

Cloud: MUWAHAHAHA!!!!! I HAVE TURNED EVIL!!!!!!! BEWARE MY AWESOME POWERS AND TREMBLE!!!!!!! *Pulls out a ketchup bottle* Whoops...hold on...*Pulls out a bar of soap* Wait...I got it...*Pulls out a rubber duck*

Tifa: Cloud?

Cloud: *Holds the rubber duck up* Eh...um...It's...for my little brother

Sephiroth: You don't have a little brother Cloud!

Cloud: Well...It's for....MY MONKEY!!!!!

Yuffie: Cloud, you don't have a monkey...

Cloud: So...Wait, where did you come from?

Yuffie: Oh, it's my scene right?

Cloud: No...not yet

Yuffie: Darn...*Walks away*

Director: Okay, from the tremble part...

Cloud: BEWARE MY AWESOME POWERS AND TREMBLE!!!!!!!! *Pulls out a jar of Mayo*

People: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *All the people run away in fear*

Cloud: MUWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Yuffie: *Swoops in and steals the jar of Mayo* HAHA!!!!!!! I HAVE STOLEN YOUR PRECIOUS JEWEL! NOW HAND OVER MY PUPPY!!!!!!

Director: Cut Cut Cut! Yuffie...this is Scene twenty nine...not thirty nine

Yuffie: Sorry...*Walks away*

Sephiroth: Hey Cloud, you need being evil lessons

Cloud: I am just as evil as you are! AWWWWWWW...Look...a cute little puppy

Yuffie: HE IS MINE!!!

Cloud: Can I scratch behind it's cute little ears?

Sephiroth: *Slices the Puppy in half*

Yuffie: *Sniff* Meanie! *Runs away crying*

Cloud: little...puppy....

Sephiroth: Your not even close to being evil

Aeris: I thought I had issues Cloud...sheesh

Sephiroth: IT LIVES!!!!!!! *Cuts Aeris in two*

Director: SEPHIROTH YOU FUCKING LOSER!!!!!! SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO COME BACK!!!!!

Sephiroth: Ah...but how?

Director: Ever heard of Phoenix downs?

Cloud: I knew I should have tried that....

Sephiroth: Oh well, she is dead now! Come on Cloud, I will teach you to be evil

Director: I give up...

Person: *Runs in the studio* We need you for another job!

Director: Me?

Person: They are about to shoot Final Fantasy VIII-2!!!

Director: WHAT!?!?!?!?! Two...projects at once...sheesh

Person: Come on to Studio 9-C!

Director: Fine...I better get payed extra for this...damn people...

*Studio 9-C*

Director: *Looks at the script* So..Edea becomes evil, Squall breaks up with Rinoa, Rinoa runs away...Irvine and Selphie fight Edea...simple

Squall: ...whatever

Rinoa: Your..breaking up with me?

Squall: Sure...Sounds fun!

Director: NO! Your supposed to be serious...lets skip and move on to the next scene

Edea: I AM EVIL!!!!!! HEAR ME ROAR!!!!

Person: IT'S GODZILLA!!!! *Points at Edea*

Person#2: NO, IT'S EDEA!!!!!!!!! *Points to Edea8

Edea: I SHALL NOW DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!!! MUWAHAHAHA!!!

People: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *all the people run into the cheap building and it falls on Edea*

Edea: AHHHHHHHH!!!! BUILDING ATTACK!!!!!!!

Squall: ...whatever

Director: CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Selphie: Uh...Mr. Director, you said cut about seven times

Director: Shut up...

Sephiroth: *Appears and kills Rinoa*

Squall: COOL!!!!!! *Dances*

Cloud: Wow...

Sephiroth: That is how you kill your victims silently but deadly...

Cloud: *Takes notes*

Director: Could you...do this somewhere else?

Sephiroth: Wisdom and Death do not grow on a tree my son

Cloud: *Bows*

Director: ...right...

Selphie: FOUND THE SUGAR!!!!!!

Irvine: YAHOOOOO!!!!!!!

Irvine and Selphie: WE ARE OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD, THE WONDERFUL WIZARD OF OZ!!!! BECAUSE BECAUSE BECAUSE BECAUSE THE WONDERFUL THINGS HE DOES!!!!!

Director: *Inches away from Irvine and Selphie*

Irvine: *Grabs Squall* PERRY HOLD ME!!!!!

Squall: ....whatever...

Irvine: *Kisses Squall*

Squall: *Smiles*

Director: *Quietly backs out of the studio*

*In the President's office*

President (Of Square Soft/Sqaure-enix): Final Fantasy VII-2 and VIII-2 only sold one copy each!!!!!

Cloud: I bought both copies...

President: YOUR ALL FIRED!!!!!!!

Squall: ...whatever

Irvine: Did I actually kiss Squall?!?!?!?!

Sephiroth: ..yeah...it was scary

President: Where is the director?

Person: Oh, he has gone crazy and taken over the world's bacon factory...or for Canada it's ham...

President: Ah...GET OUT ALL OF YOU!!!!

Sephiroth: Your on my death list buddy...your watch your back

President: ....now what...

*At the 'Hangout'*

Sephiroth and Edea: WELCOME TO THE HANGOUT...WE MADE IT OURSELFS!!!!!!

Squall: ...whatever

Selphie: Why are bodies hanging from the top of this place!

Edea: Don't look at me...

Sephiroth: It's called the hangout

Tifa: Is that...the President...and the Director?


Sephiroth: I told them...never get me angry...they don't like me when I'm angry

Yuffie: Do you turn green?

Sephiroth: wHaT?!?!?!?!

Yuffie: Never mind....

Cloud: I guess my lessons are done, right master Sephiroth?

Sephiroth: Master? Cool!

Cloud: ..never mind...

Person: Hey! It's part of the FF7/FF8 Crew!!!!!!!!!!!!

Squall: yeah...that is us

Person: Would you like to work for our new video game company?

Selphie: What is it called?

Person: SphereSoft!

Cloud: Wow

Person: I am the president!

Squall: ...whatever

Sephiroth: Can I kill people?

President: Sure!

Sephiroth: YAHOO!!!!!!!

President: Wow...you guys are perfect...now we just need a main character!

Squall: ME!!!

Cloud: NO ME!!!!!

Squall: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

Cloud: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

President: You can be both the main characters...now we need the lady who falls for the main characters...Tifa!

Yuffie: You just picked her because she has the biggest breasts!

President: Well I...

Cloud: Well that's the point right?

Selphie: Shut up Cloud

Cloud: okay...

Yuffie: THEY ARE NOT EVEN REAL!!!!!

Tifa: That's...not true...

Cloud: Yeah, Yuffie's right...I know

Tifa: CLOUD!!!!!!!

Irvine: Exactly how do you know Cloud?

Cloud: Well it all started when...

President: It's settled, the main girl will be Tifa

Yuffie: Not fair..

President: Main Villain!

Sephiroth: You know who that will be...

President: Hmmm...EDEA!!!!!!

Edea: YAHOO!!!!!!!!

Sephiroth: WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

President: Maybe next time...

Sephiroth: meanie...*Sniff* FUCK THIS!!!!!!!! *Takes out his sword* DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EDEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU BITCH!!!!!!!!!


Edea: *Freezes Sephiroth in mid air*

Tifa: What is this game called anyway?

President: SECOND FANTASY!!!!! It's not the first fantasy...it's not the final fantasy!

Cloud: COOL!

Squall: ...whatever...

President: We will get started first thing tomorrow!

Sephiroth: *Unfreezes* As long as I can still be a bad guy!

President: Okay!

Sephiroth: YAHOO!!!!!!!!
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I hope you like chapter one!