Sephiroth's life: years 1- 13

(I do not own final fantasy)

Year one: Sitting in front of a TV in his mother's "house", little Sephiroth is watching hello kitty(the horror).

"I love you kitty."

Year two: Talking to a card collector, Sephy is trying to trade with him.

"Come on, all of them are rare, holographic, first edition, in perfect shape, & in Japanese!"

"I don't know. One million gil for that a hundred cards? That's not even worth five hundred thousand gil."

"Please?"

"No."

"I'll go get my mother."

"OK!" the guy said, panicked.

"Thanks." runs away with the money to go to buy the rare masemune sword.

Year three: Gets really interested in edited sailor moon.

Year four: Gets interested in edited digimon.

Year five: Gets interested in edited Pokemon. But other changes happened.

"Mommy, I don't like peas."

"Well live with it."

Year six: "Can I please keep him? Please?"

"I don't know, I keep telling you not to bring stray monsters home."

"I'll walk him & feed him."

"Ok."

That night, while Sephy was asleep, Jenova sent the monster to the pound.

Year seven: Replaces old masemune.

Year eight: is grounded for a year for not cleaning up after himself

Year nine: starts watching unedited Gundam Wing

Year ten: Starts watching unedited dbz

Year eleven: Starts watching Ranma 1/2

Year twelve: Jenova is babysitting Cloud, Tifa, & Aries(who knows why). Suddenly, her rare Egyptian vase busted on the floor. She looks up from the novel she was reading to see Sephy was the closes to the vase.

"Sephiroth, did you do this?"

"No, it was Cloud."

"DON'T GIVE ME THIS CRUD, HE WAS TWO FEET AWAY FROM ME!"

"But he did." Sephy whined.

"THAT'S IT, YOUR GROUNDED FOR THE NEXT TWO MONTHS."

"But…"

"NO BUTS!"

Sephy then left to his room. We now focus on Cloud, who has a big grin on his face.

"Did you get him?" Tifa asked.

"Grounded & everything." Answered Cloud.

"But why break the vase?" Aeris asked

"Because its funny." Cloud replied

"Oh." Said Aeris.

Year thirteen: Sephy is watching his favorite show, Ranma 1/2, when his mother started to tell him something.

"Tonight you will be babysitting Aeris."

"Please no, everytime I babysit, I always get grounded."

"You will be grounded double time if you don't baby sit her."

"Ok!"

at Aeris':

"Tell me a story."

"Once upon a time, there where three bears. I killed them. The end."

"THAT'S NOT A STORY!"

"Fine! Once upon a time, there was a boy named Little Red Riding Cloud. Shinra killed him. The end."

"THAT'S IT! YOUR GOING TO PAY!"

She then grabs a rod off the shelf. Next thing we notice is Sephy is calling 911.

One hour later, Jenova is staring into a jail cell, where a thirteen year old is sitting in a sun chair, in sun clothes, sipping an ice tea.

"Sephiroth, why do you kept getting in trouble?"

"I don't know, but I'm enjoying every minute of this."

The end