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Squall's Sugar High

It was in the middle of the afternoon and Squall was still laying down lazily in his bed as he thought about all kinds of things. His thinking went on uninterrupted until his bed room door opened and Riona walked in.

Rinoa: Hi, Squall!! What ya doing?

Squall: ......thinking....

Rinoa: About what?

Squall: .....

Rinoa: Oh come on! You can tell me!!

Squall:......It's none of your business...

Rinoa: Squall!!! Fine then! Be that way, I'm going shopping! I hope your in a better mood when I come back 'Mr. I don't want to talk to anyone'!!"

With that Rinoa spins on her heal and leaves. Squall sighed and looked over at an object he saw fall out of Rinoa's purse and onto the floor from where he laid on his bed. He frowned when he couldn't make out just what it was, and went over to it to get a closer look. It was a bag of what looked like candy.

He sat back on his bed with the bag of colorful candy in his hands, his face showing temptation.

Squall:...Riona probably wouldn't mind if I just took one...

He takes one and pops it into his mouth, instantly his face brightens.

Squall: Hey! This stuff is really good!

He then proceeds to eat the rest of the bag, and by the end off it he is feeling really funny, and suddenly just begins to laugh like crazy for no reason at all.

His door opens and Zell walks in.

Zell: Hey Squall do you mind if I borrow...

Zell pauses as he sees Squall setting on his bed, laughing so hard that tears were running down his face.

Zell:....Squall? What's so funny.

Squall:{barely able to stop laughing} I don't know!!{ bursts into another fit of giggles}

Zell nervously begins to back out of the room.

Zell: Ah...Squall are you ok....? You not taking drugs or anything are you?"

Squall jumps to his feet with a wide cheerful and very outpace smile out his face.

Squall: Me?! Drugs!! Nah, man!! People who do drugs suck!! Hey ya want to do something!? I'm sooo bored!! Come on man!! Come on!!

Zell just stands there in shock.

Squall: SEE YA LATER ZELL!!!

Squall runs out of the room laughing insanely while Zell just stares at him shocked.

Zell:....a hyperactive, cheerful, overly friendly Squall?....Somebody please tell me I'm dreaming....next thing I know there is going to be an anti-social, introverted, unfriendly and distant Selphie wandering around hear....

Quistis is walking out of the library, her arms full of books when someone crashes into her, knocking her and all her books to the floor.

???: Sorry Quistis!!! I did mean it!! Please don't lower my seed ranking for knocking you and all your books over, I really didn't mean it!! I was just in a very big hurry!!! Let me help you with those! Wow you have lots of books! Do you like to read? I don't like to read that much, but I do like to read Timber Magazines! So how are you? Fine? that's good, I'm better then fine, but I'm in a real hurry, but I have no idea where am going! I just feel the need to hurry though, oh well!!! So, you put streaks your hair? It looks really nice, red streaks become you! It looks much better then when Rinoa streaked her hair pink, I had to pretend to like it and all because she would get mad but I really didn't, it was more like kind of like a turn off, did you like her pink streaks? I didn't. Oh well!!

See you later Qui!! You don't mind if I call you Qui, do you? Well bye bye!! Hehehehe!!! Gotta run!!

The mystery boy runs off giggling all the way after having blurted all that out in just one breath to a confused and shocked Quistis who stood still, watching him in dull shock.

Quistis: Squall...?

Squall continues to run around the Garden saying cheerful hellos to everyone he passed, who only looked back at him like he lost it. Finally Squall stops laughing and comes across a lamp post and begins to spin around and around until Irvine approaches him slowly, his two hands up in the air as if he was approaching some sort of retarded freak with gun.

Irvine:{says this very slowly} Squall...let go of the lamppost.

Squall:{ still spinning around the post.} Spinny!! Spinny!! Spinny!!

Irvine: Come on Squall, don't be foolish, let the lamppost go.

Squall: NEVER!! MAWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Irvine: You need help Squall just come with me, and I'll make sure you get some good rest, ok?

Squall clings on to the lamppost as if for dear life.

Squall: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Selphie suddenly shows up.

Selphie: Hey what's going on guys!?

Irvine: Squall's gone insane.

Selphie looks over at Squall who has began to spin around the lamppost again.

Squall: Spinny! Spinny! Spinny!

Selphie: I see what you mean...Well there is only one thing I can think of doing right now...

Irvine: What's that Selphie?

Selphie runs up to Squall with a goofy smile on her face.

Selphie: Lets have a spinning contest, first one to get dizzy and passes out is the loser!

Squall: Cool!! All right!!

Squall and Selphie begin spinning around the lamp post

Squall @ Selphie: Spinny!! Spinny!! Spinny!!

Irvine falls to the floor in typical Anime style.

Irvine: Oh dear god, now we have two of them!

An hour or so later...

Selphie falls to the floor and passes out from being so dizzy.

Squall: I WON!!! I WON!! I WON!!!

At that moment Seifer, Fujin, and Raijin walk by and stop and stare in shock at Squall who spots them and suddenly leaps forwards giving Seifer a big hug.

Seifer tries to push Squall away, but the other boy was clinging on very tightly around his waist.

Seifer: What the hell!?!? SQUALL!!! WHAT THE FUCK HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU!?

Squall: {laughing like a drunk} Hiiiiiiiii, Seifeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrr!!! How's my old pal?

Seifer:{still trying to pull away from Squall's embrace and is blushing like hell} Are you drunk, Squall?

Squall: Nahhhhhhhh!!!! I'm not drunk! What makes you think I'm drunk?

Seifer: Well, your hugging me for one thing!

Squall: Can't a guy hug his best friend...

Seifer: Since when am I your best friend!?

Squall: { Chuckling} I don't know!! Since you're the only one around I guess!

Seifer looking around in embarrassment at the large crowd which had gather and now were watching the two boys.

Seifer: SQUALL!! LET GO OF ME RIGHT NOW!!! OR ELSE I'LL BE FORCED TOO---!!

Seifer is cut off when Squall leaned forward and kisses him on the lips. Seifer froze still shocked at what Squall was doing then full realization crashed down on him and....

Seifer: YOU'RE A DEAD MAN SQUALL!!!!

Squall: But I love you!!!

Seifer lowers his gun-blade shocked.

Seifer: You do?

Squall:{ laughs}Yeah! I love how tormented I can get you!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Squall runs off, laughing his head off.

Seifer: I must resist killing him...or else, my seed ranking well go down.

Squall: OH YEAH BY THE WAY!! YOU'RE A GREAT KISSER!!!

Seifer: THAT DOES IT!!! HE'S DEAD!!!

Seifer begins to chase Squall around in a circle with his gun-blade ready to give him a beaten.

Raijin :Squall, He's gone crazy Ya'know

Fujin: AGREED!

Rinoa:{talking to herself} I hope I wasn't too hard and Squall this afternoon, I hope he's doing all right.

Rinoa walks into the Garden and stops in pure shock. The whole school was gathered into the main lobby and they were all watching as Seifer chased a giggling Squall around and around in a circle with his gun-blade ready to attack.

Rinoa: SEIFER STOP!!

Seifer stops and turns to Rinoa, his eyes wide.

Seifer: Your boyfriend has lost his mind!

Rinoa: What do you mean!? And why was you trying to kill my Squally!!

Seifer: HE KISSED ME!!!

Rinoa:....He did what...?

Zell: Yeah, Rinoa, he did we saw the whole thing! Squall has lost his mind!!

Quistis: It's true Rinoa, right after you left he started running around hear, laughing his head off and talking like a valley girl!

Irvine: And spinning around a lamppost that has suddenly appeared in the middle of the main lobby of the garden.

Selphie{ now awake again}Yeah Squall has totally lost it!! He's acting even more hyper then me!!

*Scary music plays throughout the garden*

Zell: Who just played that?

Nida: Sorry! It's my Walkman!!

The group looks over at Squall who has began to spin around the lamp post again.

Squall: Spinny! Spinny! Spinny!

Seifer:....An hyperactive, insane Squall...what should be do?

Fujin: KILL HIM!!

Raijin: It would be the best for all of us Ya'know

Rinoa: WE AREN'T GOING TO KILL MY SQUALL!!! Tell, me! Who first saw Squall after I left?

Zell: I did.

Rinoa: All right, did he have anything strange with him...weed? Needles? Pill bottles? Beer?

Zell:...No, but he did have an empty candy bag with him

Rinoa: OH DEAR GODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quistis: What is it?

Rinoa: I must have dropped that when I left his room today! That was not candy he ate!! It was Hyper-pills!!!

Irvine: Hyper-pills?

Rinoa: Yes, they have 8 tons of sugar in each little candy! It's suppose to make people more happier and lively, but your only suppose to take half of pill!! If Squall took the whole bag then---!!

Seifer: Squall's on the biggest sugar high in the world!!

Squall{still spinning around the lamppost} Spinny! Spinny! Spinny!

Zell: Why in the hell do you carry hyper piles with you!?

Rinoa: Hey! Do you think anybody could be this ditzy all the time without some help?

Fujin: GOOD POINT!

Irvine: Selphie, do you--?

Selphie: I'm naturally this way! I don't need any pills!!

Quistis: Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

Raijin: But what do we do? Ya'know, we can't keep a hyper active Squall around hear Ya'know!

Rinoa: Well, If I'm right, considering from how hyper he's been and from how many pills he's taken, then he should be passing out right about no-"

*THUMP*

everyone looks over to see Squall who is laying passed out on the floor.

Rinoa: Now

Squall slowly opens his eyes, feeling a dull pain throbbing in his head. Above him he could see all Rinoa gazing down at him.

Squall:............what happened? I feel like shit....

Rinoa: It's a long story Squall, you don't remember any of it?

Squall:......Remember what?

Rinoa: Forget it

Squall: Already did

Seifer's voice calls threw the partly opened door.

Seifer: Is he awake yet?

Rinoa: Yes

Seifer:.....good....

Squall's eyes widened in terror as Seifer walked threw the door with tons of weapons all over him.

Seifer: Now Squall...you will die for what you done to me.

Squall:.....What did I do?

Rinoa:....Your better off not knowing Squall. Much better off...

THE END!!