Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ Struck by Avalanche ❯ Turvo Durnk ( One-Shot )

Dis-Lamer:

The characters from the game Final Fantasy VII used in this legal parody story are owned by Squaresoft, and they wouldn't like what I'm doing with them if they knew. If you rat me out to them you can kiss these stories goodbye, and you wouldn't like that, would you? I'm glad that we have found an agreement. Wait, wait: This story is my legal property, I guess, so don't go spreading it around like election campaign posters.

Warnings:

OoC, naturally, some misuse of alcohol, serving drinks to a minor, double penetration, sexual abuse of a minor, you're not even reading this, you know this already, if you're not here to read about wild sex then go away. Oh yeah, I'm not Square so I don't censor Cid's speech. Adult language.

Struck by Avalanche

Starring Barret Wallace, Yuffie Kisaragi and Cid Highwind

Tonight's episode:

Turvo Durnk

"Whut? Whutchasaid?"

*~*~*~* Half an hour after the avalanche, three of our heroes finally admit they are stuck as well *~*~*~*

Barret walked out of the kitchen "The back door's blocked with a buncha snow too. We ain't goin' outta here fer a coupl'a days."

Yuffie slumped into one of the bar's chairs. "Turbo bummer." She looked up. "Is there any food?"

"Cid's seein'…"

A stream of curses erupted from the kitchen followed by Cid's shout of "What the hell is this? The fucking water is fucking poisoned!" Barret peeked in through the kitchen doorway. Cid was standing next to the sink, wiping his mouth on the back of his hand. The angry man pointed at the tap. "There's some kinda shit in the water. Tastes all crappy."

Yuffie entered the room and turned on the tap, touching the stream of clear-looking water with her tongue. The taste was not as bad as she had expected, but it had a strong metallic tang and a really weird side taste. She spat into the sink and shuddered. "Egh. I think I felt a bug in my mouth. Drat, no drinking water."

Cid had recovered from his attempt at quenching his thirst and motioned to a hatch in the floor with his thumb. "At least there's a cellar full of canned food and what looked like barrels of beer. And I'm pretty certain I saw some fine spirit sitting on the shelves in the bar."

Barret nodded. "We can survive on beer and beef jerky if we must. At least until the avalanche melts offa the bar and we can get outta here."

Yuffie tapped him on the shoulder. "Excuse me, mister Beer and Beef, but aren't you forgetting something? I'm not exactly allowed to drink beer yet."

Cid nodded. "The girl's got a point. With her body size, she can't take much booze."

Barret nodded. "We're jes' gonna hafta find some other water or somethin'."

"Or just boil it and hope it kills the bugs," Cid piped in.

Yuffie shook her head. "No way! I'm not drinking anything with insects in it, living or dead."

Crossing his arms, Barret chose to make it his personal business to see that the girl would stay away from liqueur. "Either you drink it or you don't drink nothin'."

Cid put a hand on Barret's arm. "Relax, man. We're gonna be right her to watch over her."

"Nuh-uh. She ain't gonna drink as long as I'm here."

Yuffie frowned and stared at the big man. "Would you rather let me die? `Cause the only way you're going to get me to drink the water is by-" She took a deep breath. "-Forcing it down my dead throat!" She shouted at Barret, the sheer force of her voice pushing the man back an inch or two. "Now then, I believe it is decided. I will drink beer." She looked around. "I think we've checked the whole place. Can we eat now? I'm hungry."

The men nodded and Cid went to get food. Yuffie took out the plates, mugs, and other stuff. Barret climbed down the ladder to the cellar after Cid and sought out the smallest barrel of beer, which was still as large as a grown man's chest. That meant the strong black man lifted it easily with his one good hand, supporting the barrel with the stump of the other. His wrist ended in a steel plate now, as his machine gun hand lay on a table in the bar, next to Yuffie's shuriken and their armlets. He easily lifted the barrel up to the kitchen floor and followed behind, taking the beer to the table.

Yuffie and Cid were already seated, opening various tin cans. The menu seemed to include spam, spam, spam and some sort of crackers. Barret slammed the beer onto the table and lifted his right arm. With a powerful punch, the metal end of his arm shattered the lid of the barrel, splashing amber-coloured liquid onto the table. All three sat down, picking their portions of the simple food.

Yuffie bit down on a cracker and chewed on the tasteless, hard matter. It reminded her of wood. She had trouble swallowing the mass, and so did the other two. Both men dipped their beer pints into the barrel and washed the dry cracker down with beer. They were pleasantly surprised by the taste of the beverage, although their choice of words was less refined as they announced their respect for the brewer.

Yuffie decided she could try it without immediate danger and repeated after them. As the liquid gold ran down her throat, it seemed to warm up her entire body, and the taste was indescribably good. Smiling, she took a longer swig, and by the time she had finished her cracker, the pint was empty. She took a refill and proceeded to chug the fine beer at a fast pace.

In about half an hour, both men had forgotten their worries, especially the one concerning watching over the girl in their company, and they were all drunk; Yuffie had the highest promille count. They all laughed at an obscene joke from Cid, and after a minute Yuffie could stop giggling and wheeze out: "I didn't get it!"

Barret looked at her with amusement. "That's an adult thing. How old are ye, anyhow?"

Yuffie counted with her fingers. "I think I'm fifteen… no, sixteen. I dunno." She punched her fist into the air and exclaimed: "I'm turvo durnk! …Dunkr. Drukunknu… Drunk. That's it. Turbo drunk already." She burst out in an uncontrolled fit of giggles and fell off her chair. She continued rolling on the ground and clutching her stomach.

Barret looked across the table at Cid. "Ya know, maybe we oughta looked better how much she drank." He was not feeling himself properly hazed yet, but knew he was more jolly and open-minded already. The girl, on the other hand… she lay down on the floor, her chest heaving as she gasped for air. Her dark green halter top did little to conceal the forms of her budding breasts, which Barret noticed with interest. He scolded himself for his thoughts and tried to look away, but his eyes just wouldn't turn.

Cid cackled from the side. "Barret, you bastard, you're so drunk you're actually checking out Yuffie!"

The raven-haired girl reacted by looking at the aforementioned bastard. "Really?" She got up, suddenly moving softly, sensuously. She crossed her hands on the man's wide right shoulder and leaned close to his face. "Do you… like me?" Her eyes were half closed and her voice sultry.

Barret stuttered something and looked at the girl. Her seducing expression and her firm breasts pressing into his biceps impaired his ability to think straight, so he turned to take a swig from his pint and act as if she was not there.

Cid was laughing quietly. "Barret, my man, you're really hot for her, aren't you? I mean, even though I think she's cute and all, and wouldn't mind seeing her naked…" He paused. Then he shook his head to clear it and looked at Yuffie with a scared expression. "Shit. I just said way too much."

Yuffie walked around the table with amazing gracefulness, considering the amount of alcohol she had consumed. Her trained ninja body automatically adapted to the new sensations of being drunk, bypassing her brain and taking its gyroscopic data directly from her ears, but her mind was unusually giddy and sort of liberal in its movements. Just wanting to have a bit of fun on the old men's expense, she sat down in Cid's lap, facing him, and caressed his short, grey-blonde hair. "You think I'm cute? Thank you, Cid." She moved her hips back and forth, sliding her thighs, left bare by her micro shorts, against Cid's baggy, beige pants. She slid her arms under his blue vest and slipped it off, letting it drop to the floor behind him.

Cid was getting aroused by Yuffie's direct advances, and lifted a hand to caress her slim butt. The girl jumped off of him and retreated quickly, shaking her index finger and saying: "Ah ah a-ah! No touching allowed! This show is for eyes only." She jumped onto a table with her legs spread wide and, placing her hands on her hips, began to sway her body in a sensuous dance. She looked at her enthralled audience, gazing at them under half-lowered eyelids, and licked her lips in a seductive manner. She joined her hands above her head and began to move her slim butt around in circles, simultaneously rotating her entire body at a slower rate. When she was facing away from the men, who already felt their pants threatening to rip from the pressure of their erections, she bent over and ran her hands over her taut buttocks.

Cid's mind had been on dirty since she sat in his lap, and he gave up to the persistent demands of his manly organ. He unzipped and released it from its confine in his pants, conveniently concealed under the table. The table Yuffie was dancing on was directly opposite to him, so he did not need to worry about her seeing as he slid one hand up and down his shaft.

Yuffie was having great fun. She had always known she was beautiful, but this gave her a whole new perspective on how damn sexy she could be. Of course, her perceptions were slightly altered, but she wholeheartedly enjoyed having two men ogling her. Remembering what she had heard of strip clubs - Yuffie was not as dense as she thought Aeris was, when it came to the dealings of the underworld - she felt like giving the old fellows a good striptease. Never mind that she would be naked; Yuffie knew perfectly well that neither of the men would do anything to him, not unless they had suddenly lost their sanity.

That was where the flaw in her plan was. Both men were unknowingly drinking beer and losing sanity all the time they watched Yuffie's lithe body move in exciting ways. She kneeled and ran her hands down over her breasts and abdomen, ending by stroking her inner thighs, and the men drank a pint each. She got down on all fours, wiggling her butt for the men, and they each drank another pint. The timeless effect known as Beer Goggles made the girl seem a fuckable woman instead of jailbait.

Fade out…

*~*~*~* The next morning *~*~*~*

…fade in.

Yuffie slowly drifted away from her peaceful slumber, and the first thing she knew was that she had the mother of all headaches pounding her temples with a mallet. The next thing was that it was not the only place that hurt. Her butt was sore, too, and… her crotch. A nameless fear clouding her mind, she wearily opened her eyes and looked around. She was, thank god, sleeping in a bed. On her left side was Barret. He slept peacefully on his back, one hand draped over his hairy chest. Yuffie turned the other way, seeing Cid's sleepy face. He was drooling all over the pillow, and his chest was bare too. She rolled onto her back, feeling her breasts jiggle a bit.

The sense of impending shock intensified as Yuffie looked at her own bare body. She was completely naked, as were the men on both sides of her. Slowly, her brain worked over the implications of this position. "Oh - my - god. No…" she moaned. "No, no, no… It's not possible." Suddenly the memories of the night before returned in a flash of images and sounds. "No. I so did not do that… I could not have…"

Cid opened his eyes and groaned. "Shut up, you cunt. I wanna sleep." He looked carefully. "Wha'? Yuffie, that you?" He sat up, rubbing his eyes with a fist. "What happened? I remember getting stone fucking drunk and…" He gazed long at Yuffie's naked body. "Aw, fuck. Girl, I'm a goddamn pervert and you can just kill me now." He flopped back onto the bed and clutched his face in his hands.

Barret stirred. "Whuwuzzat?" Taking in the sight of the two people beside him and the absolute lack of clothing on any of them, he let out a shout of surprise and fell backwards off the bed. After a moment of silence, his resounding voice sounded from the floor. "Whoa. What can I say."

Yuffie's head had cleared surprisingly quickly. "Both of you, get out… Now!" She screamed the last word as hard as she could, making both men moan in pain as her shrill voice amplified their hangovers and the other way around. Grumbling incoherently and gathering their clothes, they walked out and cast a last look on Yuffie, who was covering her private areas as well as she could with her hands. When the men were gone, she sighed and drew a deep breath, preparing to remember the previous night in all its details.

*~*~*~* Yuffie's flashback *~*~*~*

Yuffie continued her swaying movements, and slowly pulled up her halter top to reveal the bottoms of her pert breasts. Barret sat on the edge of his seat and gaped as Cid leaned back, his hand moving faster on his cock. Just as Yuffie's nipples were coming into view, she turned her back to the men. Then she threw aside the top and crossed her arms over her chest, facing the men. A rivulet of drool ran down Cid's jaw, and he wiped it off with his beer mug. His eyes bulged out to see better as Yuffie slid her hands lower across her chests, teasingly leaving her nipples again just out of sight.

Cid groaned. "Come on! Give us a peek at those babies! Yeah, go girl!"

Yuffie faked being embarrassed - in reality, she had no qualms about baring her body in front of her friends, at least this drunk - but she guessed right that it had a strong effect on the men. Coyly she spread her fingers, revealing a pair of erect, dark red nubs, telltale signs of her own arousal, which the men left unnoticed. Yuffie brought her fingers back together, trapping each nipple between middle- and ring fingers, and tweaked them, a soft moan escaping her lips. She could already feel a wet spot spreading in her panties. Reminding herself that this show was for the men she slid her hands lower, and unzipped her micro shorts. They opened quite low, but revealed only a sharp v of smooth skin where the men expected to see the waistband of her panties, or at least a part of her pubic hair.

Yuffie turned her back to the men again - both protested loudly - and slid her micro shorts down her thighs, revealing the unusually low side straps of string underwear, one line diving deep into the cleft of her butt. She pulled up on the side straps, adjusting them to their proper position, where their highest point reached the height of her navel. She bent over to slip the shorts over her feet and toss them aside, giving the men a good look on the white patch of fabric barely covering her labia and anus. The panties were tight, and the wet spot of her excitement glued them to her crotch and showed every arc of her vaginal folds.

Cid groaned, bursting his load onto the underside of the table and over his cock. Alarmed by the man's sudden loudness, Yuffie turned and saw his arm pumping wildly. She did not make the obvious mental connection yet, but instead jumped down from the table to approach Cid. When she saw his erect member, sperm flowing down the underside, she smiled. "Aww… is this for me?" Not waiting for an answer, she got down upon her knees in front of Cid. The man was too surprised to react before Yuffie licked up the underside of his shaft and sucked on the tip, cleaning the sperm from his tool.

*~*~*~* Back in that morning *~*~*~*

Cid's voice was elated as he explained his cloudy memories to Barret. "And then, I got hard again when…"

*~*~*~* Cid's flashback *~*~*~*

Yuffie took the tip of Cid's softening cock into her mouth and sucked on it. His mouth hung open as he took in the sight of the teenage drunk ninja girl going down on his shaft like a vacuum sucker. Her wet mouth working on the piece of meat aroused it to complete hardness in a matter of seconds, and Cid finally grasped the situation. "Yuffie… what are you doing?"

The girl took her mouth off of his cock and smiled. "I'm giving you a blowjob!"

"B-but… why?"

Yuffie shrugged. "Just because I felt like it." She dove back down, busying her mouth with Cid's cock again.

Cid looked at Yuffie's face. So pretty… Especially the way she looks so submissive. When the girl began to use her hands to rub up and down his shaft, he lost all conscious thought and put a hand on Yuffie's head, pushing it down. She eagerly took more of him in between her lips, and moved one hand down to caress his balls.

*~*~*~* Back again *~*~*~*

Barret nodded. "Yeah, I remember that. You remember what I did, right?"

*~*~*~* Barret's flashback *~*~*~*

Barret could no longer hold himself back, and stood up quickly, toppling the chair he had been sitting on. With swift movements of his good hand, he removed his vest and pulled down his pants. Shaking them off of his feet, he approached Yuffie from behind. Her upraised butt moved back and forth as she vigorously fellated Cid. Barret kneeled behind Yuffie, taking a closer look at her panties. They were soaking wet, and he could see the form of her pussy very clearly. He put his hand on her left buttock and squeezed lightly, burying his thumb in the crack of her ass.

Yuffie moaned around Cid's cock and took it out of her mouth, looking behind her. "Yes, Barret… touch me…" she pleaded, then returned her attention to the job at hand.

Having gotten the green light, Barret moved his hand down Yuffie's thigh and between her knees, spreading them apart to open her legs wider and thus give himself easier access to her crotch. He traced his finger along Yuffie's panty-covered pussy, eliciting a soft moan from her. Desiring to finally see that which he was about to sample, he slipped aside the patch of wet fabric covering Yuffie's puffy labia. The glistening wet lips seemed to quiver in anticipation as his warm breath washed over them. He put his hand on Yuffie's back and the stump of his right arm to the floor to support himself, and leaned closer to the girl's shrine of eternal mystery. His fuzzy beard tickled the insides of her thighs as he thrust out his tongue to poke at her slit. Her juices tasted sweet like the nectar of the forbidden fruit, and their alluring powers were nearly as strong as those of the original apple of Eden. Thirsting for more of the clear ambrosia, Barret licked up and down Yuffie's pussy. His tongue accidentally brushed against her clit, the slightest touch on the sensitive nub making Yuffie shiver in pleasure, her moans sounding clearly over the slurping of her hungry mouth on Cid's cock. The touch also triggered a flow of fresh juices from within her canal, and Barret resumed his crusade for girl-cum. He knew there was more of it inside the slippery cave, but no matter how far in he tried to shove his tongue, he only got Yuffie giggling as his facial hair tickled her crotch.

Barret realised he needed something long and thin to probe the girl's vagina, and since his only available option was his fingers - he wanted to taste more of the glistening, tasty fluid, and his cock would be out of his mouth's reach - he placed the index finger of his left hand at the entrance to her moist canal. Increasing the pressure slowly, he slipped his fingertip into the dripping cunt, the thick digit fitting inside snugly. He explored further and felt at the walls of the slick tunnel, searching for the source of Yuffie's nectar. He unknowingly stroked a special spot and the young girl's pussy reflexively tightened around his finger. He forgot what he was doing as the thought of what it would feel like to have his cock in there crossed his mind.

Not wanting to waste any time, Barret put his hand and stump of an arm on Yuffie's slim waist and approached her from behind on his knees. His heavy dong fell naturally to a nearly horizontal position and required only a slight press from the cold metal of his right disconnected wrist to be approximately aligned with the dripping slit. He approached the last few inches and groaned as the tip of his seven-inch tool touched Yuffie's wet labia.

*~*~*~* End flashback *~*~*~*

"…but I don't remember fucking her there," Barret finished his story, taking another swig from his pint of beer at the bar downstairs. Cid frowned and nodded, and each man tried desperately to recall the following events.

Upstairs, Yuffie was in the shower. She had noticed that she stank quite strongly of dried sexual fluids and sweat, necessitating a clean-up ritual, and the warm water flowing over her skin had a relaxing effect as well. She could remember cumming from Barret's oral assault from behind, and that Cid had not received his second orgasm under her fellatio, but the reason remained unclear. Then the memory struck her, and she burst into a fit of uncontrolled giggles as she replayed the events in her mind.

*~*~*~* Yuffie's flashback *~*~*~*

Yuffie felt the cockhead poking at her slit, and scuttled away from it, abandoning Cid's cock. For some reason, she felt that she was not ready yet.

Cid protested loudly: "Get back here, Yuffie! I'm not done yet." As it became evident, that the girl, currently weaving through the room to put as many tables between herself and the men, was not coming back, he slammed his fist onto the table next to him. "For Christ's sake! I was this close to coming, too!" He held up two fingers about an inch from each other.

Barret, denied his entry, was equally disappointed but less vocal about it. He took the practical approach and got up, his cock waving from side to side like a snake searching for prey, and started to walk after Yuffie, who had just straightened her panties so that they covered her genitals again. His steps were only a little hindered by his drunken state. Cid, realising the inefficiency of cussing, started out after him, his saliva-coated ten-incher leading the way. He was, even in his intoxicated state, able to walk and speak simultaneously, and displayed this by shouting out a steady stream of profanities, including such rare gems as "…you cock-teasing mini-whore, little ninja twat, trying to steal my fucking balls like you stole my goddamn Materia…"

At this point, Yuffie decided it was wise to evade the men, and sprinted across the room. As the two men followed her, turning over chairs and a table as they made a beeline towards her in the bar. She couldn't help laughing as she watched the drunken staggering of her comrades. Her ill-concealed amusement nearly proved her undoing as Cid, through a cunning lunge and a horseload of luck came within inches of grabbing her. With a scared squeal the ninja slipped under his arms and skipped further from the men, her tits jiggling teasingly as she speedily retreated. She found this new game amusing and was in the mood for toying with the men anyway, so the next couple of minutes were spent with Yuffie dancing around the bar, perky breasts bouncing in time with her gleeful laughter, and Cid falling on chairs as Barret ploughed through the masses of tables.

Yuffie ran out of options as the men finally grasped the concept of cooperation and surrounded her in a corner. She was still incredibly lucky, and noticed there was only one table between her and the stairs that led to the bar owner's room and the rental rooms upstairs. As Barret reached for her with his tree-trunk-like arms, she fell into a controlled tumble towards the table. She could feel the draft from his capture attempt ruffling her hair, and then she rolled on the cold, hard floor in an ukemi, which took her underneath the table. She crawled to the base of the stairs and jumped up, rushing three stairs in a step as she ascended to the door at the top. She opened it a bit, slipped through the crack and slammed it shut behind her before the men had even realised what had happened.

Looking down the corridor, Yuffie picked a door at random and ran to it. The room on the other side was dark, but in the beam of light from the door she could see a wide bed. Shutting the door behind her, she walked carefully through the darkness to the soft bed and flopped down onto it. As she heard the men's steps from outside the room, she hid under the blanket.

*~*~*~* End flashback *~*~*~*

Looking back on it, maybe Yuffie should have planned her hiding place better or at least have concealed her body completely under the covers. Her failure to cover her shapely butt had resulted in Cid seeing it immediately upon his entry into the room, and the subsequent actions that had ended with all three sleeping in the same bed. She had trouble remembering the exact order of events from that point on, but whatever had happened made her abused nether holes still ache.

Cid had very little trouble remembering this particular happening, and was very glad for it. He summoned it in his mind for the third time.

*~*~*~* Cid's flashback *~*~*~*

Cid reached the top of the staircase and looked around. There were a dozen or so doors in the corridor, and almost all of them were open after the search the trio had conducted once they realised they were trapped under an avalanche. As only one of the doors was closed, Yuffie's hiding place was obvious to both the swearing blonde and the heavily breathing black man. They slammed the door open and rushed into the room, searching the corners for Yuffie until Cid noticed her. He jumped onto the bed, landing on his knees just behind the prone girl, and grabbed her by the crotch of her panties. Yuffie shrieked in terror and leaped from under the covers, leaving her torn underwear behind. She fell over the side of the bed with a high-pitched yelp, and by the time she had gotten up to her feet, Cid was behind her and Barret approached from the front, attempting to secure her tiny body in a bear-hug.

As she retreated from Barret's flailing arms, Yuffie bumped backwards into Cid and both fell onto the bed with the girl on top. Cid reacted sluggishly, but just on time to grab the panicked girl's hips before she rolled away. The girl's next reaction was to sit up, which suited the lust-controlled man well. With a mighty grunt and an exertion of strength, he lifted Yuffie's hips and slammed them down again, his ten-inch cock burying halfway into her pussy. He lifted her bottom with his hands, until his cock head stretched the lips of her pussy, and pulled down hard. When he was impaled deeply in the teenage girl's vagina, he realised belatedly how tight the slippery hole was. It fit his long cock too snugly, feeling nearly painful, and apparently it stretched the girl's flesh quite a bit, judging by the way Yuffie writhed on his body. From his viewpoint behind the woman straddling his waist, Cid could not see if her face was contorted by pleasure or pain, but given the constant vicelike grip of her vagina, his guess was the latter.

Yuffie leaned forward, as if attempting to disengage herself from Cid's cock, and the man let go of her hips in a sudden flash of compassion. Yuffie was moaning incoherently, and he strained his ears to hear her: "Oh Planet… It's in so deep! …deeper. I want it deeper! Ahh…" To Cid's great surprise and pleasure, she began to rock her hips back and forth, shoving his manhood deeper into her until it was buried to the hilt in her squelching cunt.

*~*~*~* Switch to Barret's flashback *~*~*~*

Barret was feeling sort of left out. He found no personal pleasure in watching other people fuck, especially since he could have taken part in it. He stood helpless for a time ad then shouted: "Hey, it's mah turn! Ya got sucked already!"

Cid flexed his hips, sinking his tool into Yuffie's wet pussy, juices splashing onto his balls and thighs as he rammed deep into its tightness, and groaned: "You can have the bitch after I'm done fucking her."

Barret was inclined to disagree to that suggestion; he could not settle for "sloppy seconds", no matter how tight the hole was. "No way, man. Let me at `er!"

Yuffie, barely aware of her surroundings, figured out the perfect solution. A wicked smile spread on her face, and she spoke between her squeals of pleasure: "There's no need to… nnh! …fight, boys… Oh! That's right, fuck me harder!" She bounced harder up and down on Cid's cock, the meaty length filling her to the rim. "There are… ah… two holes!" Before either man could react, she lifted her pussy off of Cid's cock entirely and moved her hips forward, placing him at the entry to her ass. She pressed down with all her body weight, and Cid's shaft sunk a few inches into her anus. She moaned loudly and fell over backwards, landing heavily on Cid's sweaty chest.

Barret wasted no time for thought, and approached Yuffie without hesitation, pushing her right ankle up towards her head with his good hand and catching her left knee in the bend of his right elbow. As Cid gained his breath, which had been squeezed out of him by Yuffie's sudden fall, he grabbed her hips again and began to thrust into her ass. Barret joined in, pressing his cock head against her pussy, the dark purple tip shoving her labia aside. As the hard shaft was nearly half again as thick as Cid's, the difference in plumbing made him feel uneasy for Yuffie. He gazed into the girl's eyes, silently asking if he could proceed.

Yuffie was caressing her little breasts, her eyes rolling over in their sockets as she revelled in the mind-blowing pleasure of her virgin anus being stretched beyond its limits by Cid's pulsating shaft. Her wanton moaning, as she rocked her hips back and forth, was enough of an answer to Barret.

He tried to shove his manhood into her with one thrust, but was forced to stop halfway as the incredible friction of her young, tight vagina stopped his advance. Yuffie gasped for air as she came, her cruelly impaled pussy squirting out juices that flowed onto her crotch and both men's cocks. Her hole wrapped around Barret's shaft in a painful, vicelike grip, wrenching a deep growl from his throat. The man refused to give up and violently thrust deeper into Yuffie, the gradually loosening canal accommodating more of his shaft.

Cid's incessant pumping into Yuffie's ass soon proved too much for his toleration, and he sprayed his load into her. As his sperm painted the inner walls of the still orgasming girl's anus, he complimented her: "Yeah, Yuffie, your ass is the best. It's so fucking tight!" Cid's cock did not have time to soften as it was in the grip of Yuffie's butthole, and he could feel the tip of Barret's cock through the wall of flesh separating her penetrated orifices. Not minding that it was essentially another penis rubbing against his, Cid resumed his humping of the teenager's ass.

At the same time Barret had stretched Yuffie's slippery pussy enough to be able to thrust in and out with moderate speed. He felt Cid's cock through the hot internal walls of the girl's wet orifice, but paid it a total of zero attention, focusing on his personal pleasure.

Cid was more considerate towards Yuffie, pinching her hardened nipples and strongly massaging her sensitive breasts with his calloused fingers. The girl reflexively arched her back to escape from the painful touches, but Barret's body held her down. She moaned loudly, sparkling tears welling up in her half-lidded eyes, and buried her fingernails into the skin of Barret's sweaty chest.

Barret felt the pressure rising in his balls and increased the pace of his powerful thrusts. Yuffie's already snug pussy tightened around his shaft as she came again, thrashing wildly in the men's grip. Barret reached the point of no return, and his pulsating cock sprayed thick, white goo inside Yuffie. The shaft filled her so well that the sperm could not fit inside, and as his manhood kept pumping more and more of his cream into her, it flowed out past her labia. The sticky flow covered her nether lips and made a wet spot on the bedsheets, coming out in surges as Barret still jabbed into her with short, quick thrusts.

Barret grunted in content and released Yuffie's legs, pulling away from her and standing up next to the bed. Cid moved out of Yuffie's ass and pushed her off of him. Yuffie rolled to the side, ending up on her back and breathing heavily, her eyes closed. Cid felt like he was up for more and took the position previously occupied by the other man, kneeling between the tired girl's thighs. Grabbing a soft buttock in each hand, he shoved his manhood into her pussy. It was still filled with Barret's jizz, but Cid did not care. What bothered him was the relative looseness of the hole; apparently the black man's tool had distended it to fit its thickness.

Having exhausted all of his reserves in one mighty attack, Barret found his excitement dropping. He was tired, too; it was getting harder to open his eyes after blinking. He walked around the bed and slumped down next to the still active couple, falling asleep before his head hit the pillow.

*~*~*~* Switch to Cid's flashback *~*~*~*

Failing to notice Barret's withdrawal from consciousness, Cid moved his hips at an ever-increasing speed, feeling his third orgasm already just behind the corner. Yuffie's cunt sloshed audibly as his cock stirred the mix of male and female cum, and the wet stain on the bed under her crotch spread slowly as the mess flowed over her buttocks and onto the sheets. After a couple thrusts more, Cid grunted and released his two spoonfuls. "That was great, thanks, Yuffie. Now, I've gotta-" He yawned and fell asleep right there.

*~*~*~* End flashback *~*~*~*

Cid grinned in triumph. "And with that, the score's three to one, and I am proven the more virile one of us." He chugged another pint of beer; it was his fourth that morning, at least he thought so.

Barret shook his head over his sixth beer for that morning. "No way brudda, I wanna rematch."

"Hell, man, I'm up for some more of her skinny little behind, too, but you gotta consider her feelings. You can't just go and fucking rape her, you know?"

"Is that so? Well, then we gotta make `er drink sum mo' of this `ere" - he took a long drink - "Fine beer."

Yuffie, meanwhile, was finished with her shower. She returned to the bedroom and gazed long at the wet, messed up, smelly bed. "Gotta do it some time anyway," she muttered, and cautiously approached the `fragrant' bedsheets. Her arm bumped against a bedpost, and she felt something weird on the wood. Apparently, it was covered in dried… stuff… as well.

The memory struck Yuffie like a lightning. That is to say: she went rigid, every hair on her body stood on end, and shivers ran up and down her back. She could remember everything until both men had fallen asleep, and some extra after that.

*~*~*~* Yuffie's flashback *~*~*~*

Yuffie rolled Cid's limp body off of hers and got up. The fire in her loins was still blazing, needing to be doused, but since both men had fallen, she had to find something else. Her eyes scanned the room for anything long and sufficiently thick; Cid's manhood, although pleasingly long, had not satisfied her as thoroughly as Barret's thicker weapon.

As she turned around and around, Yuffie's eyes happened to stop on one of the bed's corner posts. It came a good eight inches above the edges of the bed, and was roughly two inches in diameter. What really interested the curious girl, however, was not its size; it was carved to form a series of horizontal ridges and valleys, and even had a wide line of tiny bulges circling it around the middle part, as if somebody had designed it to fit her needs.

*~*~*~* End flashback *~*~*~*

Yuffie stroked the head of the pole and wondered how on Planet she had managed to get it inside her vagina. She must have been extremely horny to even consider that kind of thing.

After recalling all of last night, Yuffie was dismayed by one little thing: the memories all screamed pleasure and satisfaction of her animal urges, but knew that her decisions were those of a very drunk teenager. If not for all that beer, she might not have experienced the previous night's entertainment. Just shows that it's better not to get drunk if you want to decide when your first time will be. She was not particularly sad for losing her moral virginity in that way. After all, her hymen had been taken years ago by a ball-point pen she had found on one of her early adventures. Advancing from her hands and some tools to real men was a short step for her. Now, that she had taken it, she wanted some more. Ignoring the dirty bed, she breezed over to the bar. As she stood on the topmost stair, one hand on her hip and the other behind her head, Yuffie the ninja slut declared: "I want beer!"

Author's Notes:

This chapter is the result of another goofy idea that just wouldn't stay inside my head. It's more planned than the previous one in this series, but still has a good dose of randomness. The original plan had a straight timeline, but soon after the beginning I got bored and wrote the part where they wake up. Then I decided that it might be fun to write some flashbacks for a change… And behold, all the sex has been had already, and the characters have to dig it from the depths of their brains! Well, I had to make something different and pseudo-artistic, right? I'm using this fanfic as a test area for this kind of weird ideas, and this time it came out oh-kay, I think, although I cut it short at the end (got so very tired and felt like I should upload something). Now it's your turn to do your job and drop me a review! Come on, it's only a couple of minutes, and everybody who can understand my writing can write a review. Besides, I won't improve if you don't tell me what I'm doing wrong.