Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ The Day Everyone Went Crazy ❯ What's Going On? ( Chapter 1 )
This is just the beginning, Tifa and Yuffie find a few people acting strange and go on an "adventure?" to find out why. Along the way they encounter some pretty unusual characers...more coming in the latter chapters.
Non Anime: Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Adventure | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 11.05.2004 | Updated On: 11.06.2004 | Pages: 1 | Words: 624 | Visits: 224 | Status: Completed
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The Day Everyone Went Crazy
Chapter One: What's Going On?
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She woke up to the sound of screaming. Alarmed, she ran to see what had happened. "Yuffie, what's wrong?"
"Look," I pointed inside the engine room whose door was open wide.
Inside was Cloud, Aeris (never mind, we killed her off a while ago), Barret, Rex XIII, Vincent, Cait Sith, and Cid. "Oh my god! What the hell is going on?"
Cloud was trying to shoot everyone with an invisible gun (arm), Barret was going on and on about his "grandfather," Red XIII was walking on his hind legs and beating everyone with a stick, Vincent was wearing a dress (looks kind of familiar?), Cait Sith was smoking out of my hookah with his imaginary friend, and Cid was punching the wall saying something about "saving Aeris"?
"Umm…all I can say is `what the fuck?'"
"Hey, Tifa, we need to do something about this. But what should we do?"
"Hmm…let's go to Midgar and see if everything is alright there."
And you all know Tifa just assigns herself as the fucking "leader," so we had to go.
Anyway, we "decided" to go to Midgar. Maybe I could talk Tifa into buying me some materia! Muhahahahaha…ha? Wait, I'm not the bad one this time. Oh well.
The strangest thing about our little trip to Midgar is that I didn't get motion sickness! Maybe it's all just in my head.
"So…this is Midgar? Are you serious? This is one major shit hole. From the way you guys drone on and on about this place, I suspected it to be a lot…"
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UH-OH! RANDOM BATTLE!
"Tifa, what the hell is the name of this monster?"
"Well, it's a…uh…well, nobody really cares to know the names of these things…unless they're just complete dorks!"
-Everyone stares-
"Did I say something?"
"Tifa, this is bullshit! I thought we were going on an exciting adventure… -whispering- for materia!"
"Damn, Yuffie. Hang on; first we have to get inside!"
So, we entered the entrance to Midgar…uh-oh, I spy a crazy guy.
"Hello there ladies! Why don't you come and enjoy some Cocktails, if you know what I mean!"
"Who the HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? FUCKING PEDOPHILE!"
With that, I karate chopped him in the jaw and ripped off his "Cocktail."
"Geez, Yuffie. Isn't that a little harsh?"
"Hell no! I fucking hate pedophiles, they make me want to puke! Plus it is fun being able to kill NPCs."