Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ The Day Everyone Went Crazy ❯ Things Get Worse Before They Get Better ( Chapter 2 )

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The Day Everyone Went Crazy

Chapter Two: Things Get Worse Before They Get Better

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"Yuffie, you're right. Let's keep going…uh, hold on a second, where's my Key to Midgar?"

"We didn't dig it up out of the village yet, remember? Stupid %&$!"

"Oh well…I guess we could go see the Chocobo Sage, right?"

"Yeah, sure, he knows everything about chocobos (which has no relativity to this matter) and is senile! What kind of help do you think he'll be?"

Yes, you all knew it was going to happen. Tifa always gets her way. Bleh! Sometimes I want to strangle her, sometimes (but not often!) I want to kiss her (uhh…?), but usually I just want some #$&! materia!

So, we arrives at the Chocobo sage's hut (I can't call it a `house'). It was way too cold out there!

"Tifa…let's…please…hurry…"

"Alright, I'll knock. Wait a minute, I don't have to…no one ever knocks nowadays, that's a ridiculous concept…what was I thinking?"

Damn, does she ever just shut up? She doesn't need to speak her mind all the (&@^$*@& time! Anyway, we went inside the hut, but I don't think we should've.

When we walked in, we were amazed (and quite disgusted) to see the Chocobo sage butt ass naked, trying to seduce his chocobo?

"Hey, baby, make me go `Wark!'"

"Uh…Tifa, I think we should leave before…"

Too late, he turned around and saw us, but I wish he didn't.

"Hey! You ladies want to get in the middle of some chocobo action? Ye haw!"

Gawd, this dude was nuts…fucking rednecks. I turned around and walked right out of there. Tifa was inside for a few moments, I think she was contemplating it, even though she keeps saying that she froze up because she was so disgusted…I don't believe it.

"Okay Tifa, now what?"

"Uh…let's go to Wutai! It's your hometown, right? Why the hell not? I bet someone MUST be sane there."

"Alright, but…"

"But what?"

"…"

"Never mind."

We boarded the Highwind…again! We started toward Wutai when I brought up a very good point.

"Hey Tifa, what if everyone went crazy?"

"Hmm…I guess we'll just have to get naked and pretend like we're affected, too."

Good idea…NOT! Of course I don't think it's a good plan! What do you think I am, some kind of dyke? I'm not gay…right?"