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The elusive one liner game

he, he, he revamped, it gets worse in chapter two the real funny ones are in there.^,^ this is a A.U; because I don't kill Sephy poo(And Vincent and Yuffie are a couple -,o)

L.K. Synthesis

P.S. sorry if I misspelled anything I'll be sure to find a spell check (I'm a Country Hick ok I was born around jets but in Austin Texas. or at lest that's what the humans think. -. o I'm over 1,000 years old what do you think, You humans are strange I had to double space just to make everything look right. Oh well some of you make since.)

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Ch1: And so it begins....

"And why are you bothering us again?" Asked Vincent to a very amused Cloud. They had defeated Sephiroth, well sort of, he was still alive, and they resurrected Aries and Zack.(on top of all the troubles they already had)

"Because you," Cloud points to Vincent "need to get a life. And I thought it would be inserting to give you a chance to get rid of all of us except her, " Cloud points to Yuffie who appears to only be inserted in getting Vincent to kick Clouds ass out so she could seduce her vampire (if you don't know me thin let me explain I always pair Vincent and Yuffie. ^, ^ Ask the lill-moonba) " for the rest of the week, that means for four days. You and `the brat' all alone..."

Vincent paused for a monument to think, " ok how about we play the One Liner Game." Vincent grinned evilly making Yuffie shiver.

"Hay!" she finally spoke up "Vinnie, what's with the devil grin."

"No one has ever beaten me at the One Liner Game before!" He whispered into her ear nipping on it as well. (He's got fangs and I can prove it) Yuffie had the devil grin on now. (I think my keyboard needs cleaning!)

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After everyone had been assembled for the game, of curse Sephiroth Zack and Cloud made a couple bets. Like how long can Vincent and Yuffie go without getting into a make out session, thin Tifa reminded cloud of his little habit of intruding on her 'bath time', and he was quiet.

"Ok Vin, how is this game played?" Asked Tifa wanting him to win so Cloud would have to eat his words. ^, ^

"Its easy..." he started, "each of us takes turns saying the one liners we know, heard and some you could have made up, who ever has the most wins, none can be repeated twice. Why don't you go first Tifa?"

"Ok lets see...He who laughs last thinks slowest!

*Every one snickers, but Cloud that was dumbfounded. (That means clueless)* (its a pause to let everyone stop laughing)

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

*Cloud was still dumbfounded but started to snicker, when everyone was laughing. *

90% of all statistics are made up.

*More laughter.*

A diplomat thinks twice before saying nothing.

*Aries tried not to snort (ok I hate Aries she's a snob look at what she says in the game.)*

Alone: in bad company. (If that's a grammar error I'm a dolphin, I copped these from a list my friend gave me)

*Some people were rowing on the floor *

As I said before I never repeat myself.

*Now everyone was on the floor, including Vincent who didn't expect Tifa to know 'that one.'(If you haven't realized by now this is to emphasize the pause.)*

Do steamrollers really roll steam?

*Cloud stopped laughing to stair at Tifa who returned a death stair and a cow dies in background (its an anime joke me n' my friend made up)*

And the last one witch I saw on a bumper sticker... I hate to repeat gossip, so I will only say this once, now Cloud it's your turn."

*Everyone looks at cloud*

"Om." said cloud, "Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

*Tifa kisses cloud while everyone laughs and awww's (don't look at me I don't know what ambiguity is)*

Lottery: a tax on people who are bad at math.

*Just make this one up*

Puritanism: the haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.

*Sephiroth tries not to look guilty as the others laugh."

When there's a will, I want to be in it.

*Everyone looks at cloud in amusement, no one expected him to make it this far.*

All generalizations are false, including this one.

*Now people are laughing again*

You can't have everything, here would you pot it?

*Everyone snickers saying, as it isn't that funny. *

A day not wasted is a day wasted!

*Everyone: ? *

Floggings will continue until morale improves

*Vincent shakes his head and pays more attention to the ninja in his lap. (Reference to the fact that I'm a yuffintine fan)*

Death is the answer to the question 'Why?' 502 Do fish get thirsty?

*everyone laughs but Aries who knew the answer to that one. *

I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages...that's my last one your turn Zack"

"Me...

I use to have a handle on life, thin it broke.

*Everyone laughs cause that would be the truth. *

I want to die peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather, not screaming, terrified, like his passengers.

*Some snicker some make faces. *

I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar

*Baret falls over laughing (along with the other perverts in the group) everyone else just looks baffled *

Friendship is one soil in two bodies.... Its your turn Sephy."

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It's the end of chapter one. Thanks to my friend for printing out the list and S.D. Scythe for helping with the one-liners. You will see the one liner he made up in Ch: 2 more mayhem.