Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ The FelineDragon Cross Project ❯ The Unholy Idea Or The Obligatory Dimension Cross ( Chapter 1 )

The FelineDragon Cross Project

By FelineDragon14

Chapter 1: The Unholy Idea Or The Obligatory Dimension Cross

Disclaimer: I don't own anything except Radio Hiro…and yet another past story written by another alias.

(A male figure riding on an elephant with Black shoes, Black pants, a Black hooded sweatshirt, Red spiky hair brown cat ears and tail comes up.)

FelineDragon14: If I offend anyone with this crossover I am sorry, besides that let's get this crossover done with.

Shin: Are trying to be a king of bling, bling?

FelineDragon14: Yes I'm quoting Viva La Bam here, they had a guy on an elephant, and they called him the king of bling, bling.

Shin: lets get started with the story.

(Starts at Radio Hiro)

Shin: Yo! How exactly are we going to do this ******* broadcast the transmission out over Radio Hiro?

FelineDragon14: Well I have this. (Reveals a huge machine) Behold the crossover/time machine.

Shin: What will that accomplish?

FelineDragon14: I don't know, but you'll see either that or something else pending on the budget for this fic. (Activates the machine) (Sweatdrops appear on Shin)

(Meanwhile in the FFX-2 world)

Rikku: Hey Yunie, where is the sphere that was found on our radar in the Celsius ship. (Don't know its name exactly.)

Yuna: I really don't... (While looking for said sphere.) Found it. (Holds up a strangely shaped sphere.)

Rikku: Wow! That is one disfigured sphere. (It looks like a time crystal from Timesplitters 2.)

Paine: (Somehow on the ship communicating with them.) Rikku is right that is one fake ass ghetto sphere.

(Everyone is just dumb founded about what Paine said. Then the crystal glows a flash of light green and Rikku and Yuna disappear.)

Everyone on the ship: Nooooooooooooooooooo! (Obligatory thing to say when this happens.)

Rikku: Hey Yunie, where are we?

Yuna: That sign says Radio Hiro.

FelineDragon14: Welcome to Radio Hiro you two.

Shin: Be warned he's a pimp not a savior.

(Both Yuna and Rikku have sweatdrops after hearing that.)

FelineDragon14: (Hits Shin with a paper fan) Idiot you're supposed to be explaining the situation.

Shin: Right, right, any way we are going to make a Timesplitters 2 parody/movie or something else that will be the video to end it all.

Yuna: Uhh...I'm sorry what do you mean?

(At this point Rikku is off in her own world)

FelineDragon14: (Hits Shin in the head with an inter dimensional mallet.) Sorry about his inaccuracy we mean movie to end it all.

Shin: (On the ground hurt) I thought females could only use baka mallets.

Yuna: He's right you know.

FelineDragon14: We are not using stereotypes here in this fic, besides I took a persona test and it said this was the best weapon power for me.

Everyone except Rikku: Riiiiggggghhhhtt.

Yuna: (Picks up a clichéd object on a table) This book is this where he got it from?

FelineDragon14: (Takes book) Let me see the name, (Sweatdrops) and I thought I played too much Tony Hawk's Underground.

Yuna: What's that?

FelineDragon14: Just a game in our dimension.

Yuna: Dimension?

Hiro: Yeah somehow the dimensions must be getting screwed up including the aforementioned TS2 parody isn't that right lackey?

Sgt. Cortez: Right...(Under his breath) bastard.

FelineDragon14: Don't call me that before I use the author power clause on you.

Sgt. Cortez: What's that baka bastard?

FelineDragon14: I'll give you an example. (Uses author powers to turn Sgt. Cortez into a cute looking little girl, and he gives Sgt. Cortez a mirror)

Sgt. Cortez: (Looks in mirror, and is now a silver haired A-cupped yellow dress wearing girl)

FelineDragon14: (Laughs)

Rikku: (Also laughs)

Yuna: (Chuckles a bit)

Sgt. Cortez: Not funny!

FelineDragon14: You've been animized, and/or you've been Psymonized...okay EA Big is going to sue me now.

Yuna: So what about our predicament?

FelineDragon14: First Rikku has to stop laughing.

Rikku: (Trying to control laughter) Ok.

Yuna: So what do we have to do?

FelineDragon14: Just go in this, (Reveals A time portal strangely similar to the one in Timesplitters 2.) and get time crystals in different time periods and/or in video game parody areas without creating paradoxes. (A/N: Will not explain that)

Yuna: What do you mean by that, I just want to know.

Rikku: (Now listening to the matter at hand) Yunie's right why are you making it hard to mention what we will be going through?

FelineDragon14: I really can't decide on two things one to either have OC's or Characters from your world doing certain parts, and two to involve either video game parodies or go straight to a Timesplitters parody in the next chapter, but other than that get in what I said earlier.

Rikku: What?

Yuna: He means the time machine/plot device.

Rikku: Oh.

FelineDragon14: Any way go in there for great justice.

(As Rikku and Yuna go in the machine Shin finally wakes up.)

Shin: Dam you Hiro why did you knock me out for nearly the entire fic.

FelineDragon14: You were messing up in your sayings, and till next chapter this FelineDragon14.

Shin: And Shin Kuretsu signing off for now.

End Chapter 1

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