Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ The Ode To Auron ❯ One-Shot
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: Galaxy_Girl 
The... uh... parody?!
Non Anime: Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Songfic | Uploaded On: 07.28.2002 | Pages: 2 | Words: 628 | Visits: 895 | Status: Completed
The... uh... parody?!
Non Anime: Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Songfic | Uploaded On: 07.28.2002 | Pages: 2 | Words: 628 | Visits: 895 | Status: Completed
FINAL FANTASY X: Ode To Auron
by Galaxy Girl
A/N: This song is dedicated to my favorite FFX guardian hottie, AURON! Some people think I'm nuts for liking the FFX guy with the most... YEARS under his belt! I hope to change their minds... (And the little starred things need further explanation- they're at the bottom)
(To the tune of "Whenever, Wherever" by Shakira)
Aiieeoooo...
Aiieeoooo...
(Come on, shake it, Auron!)
Spira is a land so far away
And all the people there are animated
Many of them are rather nice looking
But by one of them I'm FASCINATED
He kinda sorta looks like Vash Stampede*
But taller, bigger and a few years older
Maybe it's his muscles that meet my needs
(Or the big giant sword on his right shoulder...)
(Bridge 1)
Blah blee blah blee blah blah...
Blah blee blah blee blah blah...
He saved Ti-dus**...
GIVE ME A BIG KISS!
(Chorus)
He's Auron! Not borin'!
Protects Yuna and goes explorin'!
Big biceps and half-gray hair
He lives in Spira (Wish I lived there!)
He's neato! He knows Bushido!
I wish I could see him in a Speedo
With that scar over his eye
Auron's really a sexy guy!
(Come on Auron, now do your thing
Take your arm right out of that sling
Come on Auron, get on the floor
Kick the butt of that jerk, Seymour)
He may be middle-aged, but he's a hottie!
With his left arm tied up in a sling
Huge muscles and a Brendan Fraser*** body!
And that neato big red trenchcoat thing!
(Bridge 2)
Blah blee blah blee blah blah...
Blah blee blah blee blah blah...
Guarded Braska too...
I WISH I WAS LULU****!
(Chorus 2)
He's Auron! Not borin'!
Protects Yuna and goes explorin'
He fought Sin once and he's still alive!
He's got that neat dark and handsome vibe
He's neato! He knows Bushido!
I wish I could see him in a Speedo
His one eyed glance leaves me on the floor
COME ON SONY, LET'S SEE SOME MORE!
(Come on Auron-babe, look alive!
Get yourself into Overdrive!
Twist it out and twist it in
Show who's boss to that lowlife Sin!)
(Bridge 3)
Blah blee blah blee blah blah...
Blah blee blah blee blah blah...
I'd be in heaven...
IF HE SHOWED UP IN FF ELEVEN!
(Choruses 1 and 2 again)
He's Auron! Not borin'!
Protects Yuna and goes explorin'!
Big biceps and half-gray hair
He lives in Spira (Wish I lived there!)
He's neato! He knows Bushido!
I wish I could see him in a Speedo
With that scar over his eye
Auron's really a sexy guy!
He's Auron! Not borin'!
Protects Yuna and goes explorin'
He fought Sin once and he's still alive!
He's got that neat dark and handsome vibe
He's neato! He knows Bushido!
I wish I could see him in a Speedo
His one eyed glance leaves me on the floor
COME ON SONY, LET'S SEE SOME MORE!
(Repeat and fade)
(The cinematic of that part in Luca when he throws off his sling and strikes a pose)
Auron: (Duke Nukem style) Hail to the King, Baby!
(*Of Trigun Fame. The guy in the red trenchcoat with the yellow sunglasses)
(**In this case, you need to pronounce Tidus so it rhymes with "Bliss" or "Miss")
(*** In case you don't know him, he was the star of The Mummy and The Mummy Returns and George of the Jungle. He's a CUTEY, man!)
(**** My good friend Sailor Star Keeper thinks that Auron and Lulu are a cute couple... Me too, actually... hee hee... )
Well, whadda YOU think? Is Auron really a hottie? (of course!) Is there any other Final Fantasy X guy you think deserves a song more than him? (no!) Do you want more? (... I don't know!)
by Galaxy Girl
A/N: This song is dedicated to my favorite FFX guardian hottie, AURON! Some people think I'm nuts for liking the FFX guy with the most... YEARS under his belt! I hope to change their minds... (And the little starred things need further explanation- they're at the bottom)
(To the tune of "Whenever, Wherever" by Shakira)
Aiieeoooo...
Aiieeoooo...
(Come on, shake it, Auron!)
Spira is a land so far away
And all the people there are animated
Many of them are rather nice looking
But by one of them I'm FASCINATED
He kinda sorta looks like Vash Stampede*
But taller, bigger and a few years older
Maybe it's his muscles that meet my needs
(Or the big giant sword on his right shoulder...)
(Bridge 1)
Blah blee blah blee blah blah...
Blah blee blah blee blah blah...
He saved Ti-dus**...
GIVE ME A BIG KISS!
(Chorus)
He's Auron! Not borin'!
Protects Yuna and goes explorin'!
Big biceps and half-gray hair
He lives in Spira (Wish I lived there!)
He's neato! He knows Bushido!
I wish I could see him in a Speedo
With that scar over his eye
Auron's really a sexy guy!
(Come on Auron, now do your thing
Take your arm right out of that sling
Come on Auron, get on the floor
Kick the butt of that jerk, Seymour)
He may be middle-aged, but he's a hottie!
With his left arm tied up in a sling
Huge muscles and a Brendan Fraser*** body!
And that neato big red trenchcoat thing!
(Bridge 2)
Blah blee blah blee blah blah...
Blah blee blah blee blah blah...
Guarded Braska too...
I WISH I WAS LULU****!
(Chorus 2)
He's Auron! Not borin'!
Protects Yuna and goes explorin'
He fought Sin once and he's still alive!
He's got that neat dark and handsome vibe
He's neato! He knows Bushido!
I wish I could see him in a Speedo
His one eyed glance leaves me on the floor
COME ON SONY, LET'S SEE SOME MORE!
(Come on Auron-babe, look alive!
Get yourself into Overdrive!
Twist it out and twist it in
Show who's boss to that lowlife Sin!)
(Bridge 3)
Blah blee blah blee blah blah...
Blah blee blah blee blah blah...
I'd be in heaven...
IF HE SHOWED UP IN FF ELEVEN!
(Choruses 1 and 2 again)
He's Auron! Not borin'!
Protects Yuna and goes explorin'!
Big biceps and half-gray hair
He lives in Spira (Wish I lived there!)
He's neato! He knows Bushido!
I wish I could see him in a Speedo
With that scar over his eye
Auron's really a sexy guy!
He's Auron! Not borin'!
Protects Yuna and goes explorin'
He fought Sin once and he's still alive!
He's got that neat dark and handsome vibe
He's neato! He knows Bushido!
I wish I could see him in a Speedo
His one eyed glance leaves me on the floor
COME ON SONY, LET'S SEE SOME MORE!
(Repeat and fade)
(The cinematic of that part in Luca when he throws off his sling and strikes a pose)
Auron: (Duke Nukem style) Hail to the King, Baby!
(*Of Trigun Fame. The guy in the red trenchcoat with the yellow sunglasses)
(**In this case, you need to pronounce Tidus so it rhymes with "Bliss" or "Miss")
(*** In case you don't know him, he was the star of The Mummy and The Mummy Returns and George of the Jungle. He's a CUTEY, man!)
(**** My good friend Sailor Star Keeper thinks that Auron and Lulu are a cute couple... Me too, actually... hee hee... )
Well, whadda YOU think? Is Auron really a hottie? (of course!) Is there any other Final Fantasy X guy you think deserves a song more than him? (no!) Do you want more? (... I don't know!)