Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ The show with no name ❯ Show #1 ( Chapter 1 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]
Chuck: Today our guests are Rinoa and Squall! Who is a musical guest?

Lindsay: Our musical guest is...*reads it to herself* Oh no... we are
in very big trouble. We need to seek shelter now!

Chuck: Why? What's wrong? Is it Barney?

Lindsay: *Whispers into Chuck's ear*

Chuck: So?

Lindsay: It's Rinoa's favorite group! If she found out they were
here....

Chuck: How much could an obsessed fan do?


Lindsay: Let's just hope not too much. Anyways our guest today is
Aerosmith!

Chuck: But let's bring out our guests first!

Lindsay: Alright, they are the main character's of Final Fantasy 8,
and the game's hottest couple....

Chuck: Rinoa and Squall

*Rinoa and Squall both come out, with Rinoa hanging on to Squall's
arm. Chuck moves over two seats and they sit down.*

Lindsay: Welcome Rinoa and Squall!

Rinoa: Hi! Hi mom!

Squall: Your mother is dead!

Rinoa: She is not! She's in the audience!

*A hindu woman with a large turban on her head stands up and waves*

Squall: What! She's not your birth mother!

Rinoa: I know silly, but she adopted me! Guess what my father does for
a living...he drives a taxi cab! Now say hello Squally

Squall: ...

Rinoa: He says "Hi"!

Lindsay: So how is it being the hottest couple in a video game?

Squall: Awful, I don't even like her!

Rinoa: What? What video game?

Squall: Get off my arm! *Tugs it away*

Rinoa: What? I love you Squall!

Squall: But I hate you!

Lindsay: Well, I guess this interveiw might get ugly...

Chuck: *Taps the fish bowl* Spaaaaaaaaarrrrky! Wake up?

Lindsay: ¬_¬ Um..keep trying Chuck!

Chuck: Alright

Squall: Dude, what his problem? *Guestures to Chuck*

Lindsay: Um, I taught his fish a new trick...*Winks to Squall*

Squall: Oh...

Rinoa: Don't wink at Squall! He's mine! *Starts to wink at Squall*

Squall: She's having seizures, maybe she'll die!

Rinoa: No silly! *Hits his arm* I'm winking! *Continues to wink*

Squall: Can we move on to the next part of the show?

Lindsay: Do we have to...? *Whispers to Squall*

Squall: You couldn't get Barney?!? You had to get them!

Lindsay: Well....it slipped my mind! Anyways...do you have handcuffs
for Rinoa?

Squall: I thought this show would be safe! I left them at home

Lindsay: Um well...lets just hope...Rinoa?

Rinoa: Yes?

Lindsay: When the musical guests come out you can not attck them
in anyway, you can not interupt their performance!

Rinoa: Okay...

Lindsay: Okay, our musical guest has just released a new single from
their album "Just Push Play" it's Aerosmith!

Rinoa: *Screams like a teenage girl*

Squall: I think...my ears are bleeding!

*Aerosmith comes out and performs the song, and durring the whole
thing Rinoa is sitting on the edge of her seat. They finish and the
audience claps. Lindsay walks over*

Lindsay: Um...good job and crap...so can you leave not before that
girl over there attacks you?

Steven Tyler: No man! We want to be interveiwed! And i'd like to
meet that girl!

Rioa: *Screams and runs over and jumps into Steven Tyler's arms* Hi!
my name is Rinoa! I'm member #0002 of your fan club! I have all the cds
even imported. Half my hard drive on my computer has your songs on it,
which equals to 10gb out of 20! And your lips are cute! ^-^

Steven Tyler: Um...thanks I think...you don't think their too big?

Rinoa: Nope!

Steven: Your cute....whats your name again?

Rinoa: ...Uh it's Rinoa!

Steven: Would you like to come on tour with us Rino?

Rinoa: Would I! Uh it's Rinoa...

Steven: Okay get ready to leave then.

Squall: *Walks over* Rinoa? Are you leaving?

Rinoa: Yep!

Squall: Don't leave me...Rinoa I love you...

Rinoa: Oh get over it! It's just a silly little crush!


*Mandy Moore comes out and begins to sing Crush*

Lindsay: Where the ... heck did you come from?

Squall: Who cares? I'm in love! *Walks over and begins to talk to Mandy
Moore*

Lindsay: Uh well...all well that ends well...

*Chuck walks over with Sparky in his fishbowl*

Chuck: When is he going to wake up?

Lindsay: Soon chuck....soon. Our next guests are going to be Selphie
and Irvine...can't we get anyone else besides people from FF8?

Chuck: *Shrugs*

Lindsay: Who's the musical guest?! We haven't booked a musical guest?
*Begins to freak out* Oh no! We're going to be cancled!

Chuck: No, don't worry I booked a musical guest, but it's a surprise!

Lindsay: Surprise?! Pleeeeeeeeease tell me!

Chuck Nope, you'll just have to wait!

Lindsay: Fine...meany! Your fish is DEAD!

Chuck: WHAT! SPARKY!!! *Begins to cry* Sparky Sparky Spakry...you were
so young! That's it i'm getting a giga pet! *Walks off screen*

Lindsay: That's a good choice...it can die and then come back to life!
*Follows Chuck off screen*