Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ Undercover Lovers ❯ Yes we have no bananas ( Chapter 1 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

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CHAPTER 1: Yes we have no bananas

For as long as he could remember Squall Leonhart wanted to be a cop. That fact was really brought home to him when a drunk driver killed his beautiful mother Raine Leonhart-Loire the year that he turned five. So it was no surprise to his father Laguna Loire when he joined the Police Academy after he graduated from college with a degree in criminology.

Squall was 25 and one of the youngest and most brilliant detectives on the force. He was also extraordinarily wealthy. Having been left a large trust fund by his deceased mother. Which included several thousand shares of Microsoft, IBM, and several other commodities. When he was 21 he was already a multi-millionaire and would never have to work a day in his life. But that didn't deter his dreams of becoming one of San Francisco's finest.

Squall was leaning back against the sergeant's desk entertaining the rest of his fellow officers about how much fun he had while he was on vacation. He was dressed in a black tank top that had the words “To Cute To Be Straight” printed across the chest in fuchsia. The pair of 501's faded blue jeans was skintight and had one knee ripped out, with the words `Boy Toy' written down the opposite leg. The rear was partially ripped out on one side giving tantalizing glimpses of one tight little butt cheek on his feet were a pair of black leather biker boots. The black Ray-Bans that he sported were pushed casually up on his head.

He was a beautiful man no other word could be used to describe him. His hair was a rich chocolate brown and his eyes were an unusual shade of silver blue that could be sparkling with hidden mischief or could and gray like storm clouds on the horizon. His face was soft and angular and his nose showed that there was some aristocracy in his background.

“Hey Squall! Why don't you show us how to give a blow job?” Fujin Nacnomiri joked. She was petite and silver haired and had the most amazing pale lilac eyes that anyone had ever seen. She was also Squall's best friend and had been since they were children. She liked to joke that Squall Leonhart was the only man who had put 88 screaming vibrating inches between her legs just to see the looks of shock and astonishment on their faces.

Squall glanced over at her and raised an amused eyebrow and smirked. He pulled his lean frame away from the desk and sauntered towards the back of the room where a bowl of fresh fruit was sitting. As he passed one of his fellow officers he was brought up short by the words. “Hey don't look at me.”

“Don't flatter yourself Ramirez. Everybody knows that you thought you had two pubic hairs till one peed” Squall said snidely, this caused the room to erupt in laughter. He grabbed a banana out of the fruit dish and took it back to the front of the room. Leaping up gracefully he sat cross-legged on the Sergeants desk. Holding the banana up, his voice was a sexy low tenor he said with leer, “This is your banana”. Then slowly started to peel the piece of fruit.

“What cha doing that for ya know?” Raijin asked. He was a huge man with dark brown skin, black hair and coal black eyes.

“I'm peeling back its foreskin.” Squall replied sarcastically, which drew more guffaws and caused Raijin to blush red. Squall then proceeded to delicately lick the top of the banana. His eyes closed and his long eyelashes swept against his delicate cheeks as he licked up and down the pale yellow flesh of the fruit. Using the same exquisite care that he would if this were his lover he was doing this to instead of a banana. Slowly licking back up he proceeded to take it in is mouth going up and down with tantalizing slowness, his full lower lip catching on his way back up. He stopped every now and then to lick the tip and graze it lightly with his teeth. A look of unadulterated lust was on his face. When he deep throated it his body shuddered with ecstasy. Pulling it out of his throat and mouth he licked his upper lip and ran his soft pink tongue over the tip one more time.