Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ Witch of Spira ❯ The ending! ( Chapter 8 )

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Tidus and the others finally reach the bad guy's castle and they fight for Yuna's freedom! Will they win and get thier wishes fuflilled? Read and find out!

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The ending

Narrator: So Lulu, Tidus, Auron and Rikku climb the mountain and into the castle.

Rikku: Wow, that was easy, usually the bad guys have all these guards and goons to have us fight with to keep us from spoiling their plan.

Narrator: Well yes, usually they do, but since we are on a budget, you get the picture!!!!

Lulu: Come on, we are almost to the tower!!!!!

Narrator: So our four heroes start running up all the stairs.

Rikku: Man, I shouldn't have worn high heels, my feet are killing me!!!!

Lulu: Ever tried to run in a dress!!!! Believe me, its not easy!!!!!

Auron: Will you two stop complaining, we are almost there!!!!!!

Tidus: Look, there is the door, I'm coming Yuna!!!!!

Narrator: Just then( pause for suspense) Seymour and Yunalesca magically appear in front of the door, blocking our hero's way!!!!!

Lulu: Move.

Yunalesca: Never!!!!

Tidus: Well then, I'll make you, there is no way you can stop me!!!!!

Seymour: Oh yeah, we will see about that… What is 2+2????

Tidus: I, um, is it, um, 3, no, that's not right, 7, no not that, I know its, um, um…

Narrator: Tidus keeps mumbling while the others are ready to fight.

Lulu: Rikku.

Rikku: Yes.

Lulu: Go down the stairs and get a pail of water and the keys to open the door.

Rikku: You mean I have to walk all the way back down the stairs!!!!

Lulu: just go!!!!

Rikku: Ok then!!!! Good luck!!!

Auron: Why does she get to go???

Lulu: Because, she is useless with out her magic, unlike you, you can us your sword!!!

Auron: But what if I can't????

Lulu: Then Yunalesca and Seymour will kill us and then Rikku!!!!

Auron: NO!!!

Narrator: Auron, some how wanting to protect Rikku, killed Seymour in one hit.

Yunalesca: NOOOOO, YOU KILLED ME BROTHER!!!!!!

Lulu: YOR BROTHER!!!!

Yunalesca: long story!!!!

Lulu: Oh, right, well then, this is for taking my heart!!!! DIE!!!

Narrator: Lulu knocks Yunalesca out!!!!

Auron: Man, that was easier than I thought!!!

Rikku: I'm back *gasps for breathe * with *gasps for breathe * the keys * gasps for breathe * and the water!!!!!

Lulu: great, now pour the water on Yunalesca, she will melt and then you can get your powers back!!!!

Rikku: Right!!!!

Narrator: So Rikku pours the pail of water on Yunalesca and then she melts away!!!!

Lulu: Now we free Yuna!!!

Tidus: YUNA!!!

Narrator: So, Tidus unlocks Yuna from the dark chamber.

Tidus: Are you ok???

Yuna(crying): NOOOOOOO, I BROKE A NAIL!!!!!!!

Tidus: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lulu: man, this is pathetic!!!

Rikku: Come on, let's get back to my house, so I can grant you your wishes!!!!

Auron, Lulu, Yuna and Tidus: Right.

Narrator: So, our five heroes go back to Rikku's home, but first they…….SING!!!!

Everyone: Follow the yellow dirt road, follow the yellow dirt road, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow the yellow dirt road.

Narrator: At Rikku's house.

Rikku: So, Tidus, you want a brain, very well then I will give you a brain!!!!

Narrator: Nothing happens.

Yuna: Why didn't anything happen???

Rikku: Tidus, come here a second.

Tidus: Sure.

Narrator: Rikku looks into Tidus's head.

Rikku: Oh, there's the problem, Tidus, you have a brain, one that's the size of a peanut, but a brain. Ok, so who's next???

Lulu: I guess me!!!!

Rikku: Ok Lulu!!!!!

Narrator: A purple swirl surrounds Lulu.

Rikku: So????

Lulu: So what??

Rikku: Do you feel any different????

Lulu: No, HEY, WAIT A MUNIUTE, ARE YOU SURE IT WORKED????

Rikku: Well, there is only one way to find out, oh Wakka.

Narrator: Wakka walks in.

Wakka: Lu, will you marry me???

Lulu: Oh yes, of course I will….HEY IT WORKED, I CAN LOVE!!!!

Rikku: Yep, I'm good, ok Auron, your next.

Narrator: Another purple light surrounds Auron.

Rikku: Well.

Auron: It worked.

Rikku: How can you tell???

Auron: Because I'm brave enough to ask you to marry me!!!

Rikku: Oh Auron!!!!

Yuna: eh-hem, what about me???

Rikku: Oh, yeah, ok to get home, tap your staff on the ground three times and repeat, there is no place like home, there is no place like home.

Yuna: Ok, come on Tidus.

Tidus: Coming my love!!!!

Narrator: So, Yuna and Tidus went to Yuna's home, Auron and Rikku got married and so did Wakka and Lulu and everyone lived happily ever after.

Lulu: This is the cheesiest ending I have ever heard!!!!

Auron: I have to agree!!!

Narrator: Hey, at least you got what you wanted!!!!!

Lulu: Yeah, but there could have been a little more don't you think!!!!

Narrator: And again, we are on a budget!!!

Lulu and Auron: * sighs * Never mind!!!!

The end!!!!

Kimahri: Wait, I am here for the part of Toto.

Narrator: Um, well sorry, but the story is over.

Kimahri: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!