THE ZELL DINCHT COLLECTION

WARNINGS

1) I do not own Zell, Squall, Rinoa, Irvine, Seifer, Selphie, Irvine, Quistis, or any other character I may mention from the FF8 series. I may add some more characters, which are mine. If you steal them, I probably won't find out about it. I also do not own most of the towns, monsters, etc… used in this story.

2) This was written cause Zell is the coolest character ever to be created in the FF series. It's rated NC-17 for mostly sex, but there is also some language and violence.

3) This is a yaoi story. If you are offended by yaoi, or don't know what it is, then I suggest you leave. You have been warned.

Ok think I got everything. Just read it and leave me some feedback. If you flame me I'll find it funny, so do whatever the hell makes you feel good.

CHAPTER 6: And Selphie wants……

They were quite a scene leaving Balamb Garden. On lookers describe it as a red shoed man, with metal knuckles, carried a junior classman under one arm, and a T-board in the other. Zell didn't care though. He had found Puma, and was one step closer to meeting Cool Coeurl. Surprisingly, Zell felt slightly relieved. He was pretty worried looking for the little runt, and not because he would let down Selphie, but because he really cared about the kid's well being. When he thought about it, Zell didn't care like this about many people. Ma, Squall, and Zoe were about the only ones. "Well Selphie for the next two days. Then I'll kick her off the list again." Reaching the fountains, Zell placed Puma on a bench, and threw his T-board on the ground.

"Feeling any better man?" Zell asked looking at Puma. Some color had returned to his face, but you could still see he had a rough night. Puma nodded, and tried to smile. Seeing this was an improvement, Zell smiled back. "You really smell. I'll take you back to my house so you can wash up." Zell helped him to his feet, and then hopped on the front of the T-board. Putting Puma behind him, Zell turned the board towards Balamb. "Hold on. It's not meant for two people." Wrapping his arms around Zell's stomach, Puma felt like he was in paradise. He had never been closer to his idol. Puma often dreamed about being in a situation like this. Just to snuggle up against Zell's warm body, but he had never thought of this predicament.

"Zell……" Puma muttered under his breath, pulling himself closer. He leaned his head up against Zell's back, and closed his eyes. He was exhausted. Zell looked back with this sudden movement, and couldn't help but smile at the tired boy. "You did well Zelly." Reaching the Balamb gate, Zell pulled the T-board to a halt. Helping Puma off, Zell kicked up the board, and headed home.

"You'll have to meet my Ma. She makes the best burgers. We had this cookout one time….." Zell tried, but turning around, found that Puma was barely moving behind him. "Poor kid hasn't slept. Lucky he's still standing." Grabbing Puma, and heaving him over his shoulder, Zell reached his front door. "MA! I'M HOME!" he yelled, walking in.

"ZELL! I'm so glad to see……" Ma Dincht did a double take with joy flashing on her face, and then fading to confusion, as she saw the small sleeping boy over her son's shoulder.

"Oh……um……this is Puma. Selphie sent me and him here to run some errands."

"Um……why are you carrying him honey?"

"He didn't get much sleep last night. I'm gonna let him sleep in my room."

"Um……Kay." Zell took to the steps, and left his bewildered mother downstairs. By the bathroom, Zell heard the shower running, and assumed that Zoe was still home. He dropped Puma into his bed, and threw some of his covers onto him. He then turned to his dresser and pulled out a striped white and orange shirt. "Bad day to wear black," the blonde thought. He threw his shirt to the floor, sweating profusely. Just then, Zoe burst through the door. Spotting a sweaty, shirtless Zell, and then a small boy in bed, she suddenly flipped.

"ZELL YOU DIDN'T!!!" she yelled throwing her hand over her mouth.

"What?!?" he cried, quite startled. He then followed her glare. "NO!! He's helping me run errands downtown." A relieved Zoe put her hand on Zell's shoulder.

"He doesn't look too helpful," she smiled, listening to his light snores. Zell shrugged, and started to lift his shirt.

"Don't," Zoe interrupted. "You're more sexy without it." She ran her fingers over his smooth chest, and down his stomach. Zoe played with the pubic hairs that ran down from his belly button, and disappeared under his belt. "That's so sexy."

Zell chuckled nervously, but was disappointed as she pulled away.

"Who's he?" she asked, walking over and sitting on the edge of the bed. She ran her fingers through his short red hair, and he stirred playfully.

"That's the man who I enjoy spanking my monkey to if you remember," Zell laughed. He sat down next to her, hoping to draw more of her attention.

"So this is Puma."

"Yeah."

"He's cute. I see what you like in him." Zoe smiled and continued to run her fingers through his hair. "I'd date him if he was interested." She smiled up to the still shirtless Zell and started to scratch his back. The blonde loved to have his back scratched. Leaning his head back, he indulged in the moment. "You like that Zelly?"

"Yeah," he moaned. For a while, Zoe massaged Zell's broad shoulders, and traced her fingers down his muscular back. She finally broke away, and took Zell out of his trance.

"So what kind of errands are you running?"

"Selphie got Cool Coeurl to play tomorrow, and she said we could meet them if we helped her set this thing up."

"Really?!? I love them! The festival's tomorrow right?" Zoe grinned with sudden hopefulness.

"Yeah. Oh yeah! You're going to be there tomorrow." Zell threw on his shirt, and leaned back to stretch.

"Yeah…" Zoe returned her hand to Zell's back. "So what if I help you out?" The blonde quickly caught on.

"Weeelllllll, I could talk to Selphie tonight, but it would take a lot of convincing," Zell smiled nodding. "I would need a really big favor in return."

"Zell I will scratch your back for the next month!" Zoe exclaimed, grabbing onto his arm. He debated this for a while, until coming to a decision.

"Nah, it's going to have to be something bigger then that."

"Zell what do you want? I'll do anything! Just name it!" He enjoyed the sound of that. Grabbing a piece of paper, Zell wrote up a contract.

I ZOE GUTHARD, AGREE TO THE ABIDE BY THIS CONTRACT UNDER PENALTY OF LAW. IN EXCHANGE FOR MEETING COOL COEURL, I AGREE TO DO ONE THING ZELL DINCHT COMMANDS. THIS MAY INCLUDE PERFORMING A SPECIAL SALUTE EVERY TIME HE ENTERS THE ROOM, DOING HIS HOMEWORK FOR A MONTH, WASHING HIS CLOTHES FOR A YEAR, OR EVEN PERFORMING THE NO-NO DANCE FOR HIM. I UNDERSTAND THAT ZELL DINCHT GETS ONE WISH, AND AGREE TO WHATEVER TERMS HE CHOOSES

Zoe Guthard

I ZELL DINCHT, HEREBY GUARENTEE THAT I WILL GET ZOE GUTHARD A MEETING WITH COOL COEURL. IF I FAIL TO MEET THESE TERMS, MY WISH WILL BE NULLIFIED. I RECOGNIZE THAT ZOE GUTHARD UNDERSTANDS THAT MY WISH CAN BE ANYTHING AT ANYTIME.

Zell Dincht

I MA DINCHT, HAVE HEREBY WITNESSED THAT BOTH MEMBERS OF THE ABOVE AGREEMENT HAVE SIGNED THIS CONTRACT, AND CONCUR TO ITS TERMS. IF EITHER FAILS TO CARRY OUT THEIR PART OF THIS AGREEMENT, I WILL TESTIFY IN COURT THAT THIS CONTRACT IS TRUE.

Ma Dincht

"No-No dance," Ma chuckled. "Oh my! That sounds naughty." Zell blushed a deep red, and hurried back upstairs.

"Kay, she signed it." Zell mumbled shaking his head. Placing the contract on the desk, Zell returned to Zoe who was still sitting on the bed. "Now you gotta help me shop, that way I can tell Selphie you helped."

"Kay, but what about Puma?" Zoe asked turning around to see the redhead still sleeping.

"Shit! I forgot." After a brief pause, Zell came up with the obvious answer. "I'll just tell Ma to keep an eye on him." He sped down the stairs, and Zoe followed closely behind. "Ma. I have a request."

"What is it sweety?" Ma turned around.

"That kid I brought in, he's still asleep in my room. Me and Zoe gotta run some errands real quick. Can you watch him, and tell him what's up when he wakes up?"

"Of course honey. Are you staying for dinner tonight?"

"Uh……no. We gotta get back to the Garden ASAP. Selphie's got a lot to do."

"Kay," Ma replied disappointed.

"We'll be back in an hour tops. Promise." Zell gave his Ma a quick hug, and left with Zoe. At the door he turned around and shot a look back at Ma "Oh yeah! Tell Puma to take a shower while he's here. He hasn't had one today." Ma nodded, and Zell flashed his thumbs up in reply before closing the door behind him.

"Where to?" Zoe asked.

Well, first we have to go to Eden's Garden, and then we should head to Lunar Decorations, and after that……."

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Back at home, Ma Dincht started to clean up the house. It was almost 3:00, and Zell and Zoe had been out for a half an hour. Upstairs, Puma awoke with a yawn. Opening his eyes, he realized that he didn't know where he was. Well obviously in a white bed, and in a room with a punching bag and some guns. "What the hell?!?" He started to panic.

"Was I kidnapped? No, a kidnapper wouldn't treat me this well." Still surveying the room, Puma caught eye with the blue T-board in the corner of the room, and then it all came back to him. He remembered riding the T-board to Balamb to do some shopping with Zell, but other then that, he drew a blank. The redhead knew he was in Balamb, but his exact location he was unsure. "And where the hell is Zell?" Suddenly, he heard movement downstairs. "Oh he's downstairs" Getting up, Puma scratched his shaved head, and built up the bravery to explore the bottom floor.

"Zell?" he asked looking down the steps. He was startled to see and older woman however, and took a step back.

"Oh my! You must be Puma," Ma Dincht greeted kindly.

"Yeah……um who are you and where am I?" Puma was frightened. No time for etiquette.

"Oh where are my manners? You're in Balamb, and I'm Ms. Dincht. Zell brought you home today," she smiled. "He's out shopping with a friend right now, and he should be back in about a half hour."

"Um……ok, thank you."

"Oh yes……Zell said that you need to take a shower before you leave, in the closet up there is a towel, and you can just wear anything from Zell's dresser upstairs. Puma didn't know what to say. He got to wear Zell's clothes?!?

"Kay thanks a lot." Puma turned and grabbed a towel, before heading back into Zell's room. It was all too overwhelming for Puma. He was not only in Zell's room, but he got to go through his dresser. Inside, he grabbed a pair of socks, a white t-shirt with a single BA (Balamb Athletics) emblem stitched over the left breast, and the smallest pair of shorts he could find, which were still huge on him. He decided to not grab a pair of boxers.

"Zell would be pissed," he thought. So heading into the bathroom, Puma stripped down, and threw his two-day-old clothes on the floor. The redhead didn't have a bad body. His adorable face attracted him the ladies, and his chest wasn't bad, not as big as Zell's, but still nice for his age. Puma's stomach had about a 4 ½ pack, but he was still working on that. Puberty had only hit a few years ago, as he had a light cover of leg hair, and his legs weren't bad either, but could definitely get bigger. Puma was more reserved then Zell, so most people only were attracted to his face.

He tested the water making sure it was hot, and stepped in. Letting the water pour over his face, Puma ran his fingers through his hair. He grabbed the soap to his right, and cleaned himself up. Smelling better, Puma turned off the water, and dried himself off. He dressed in his extremely baggy clothing. These clothes were big on Zell, and Puma was at least a size smaller. He left his hair wet, and combed whatever he could of it forward. Grabbing his dirty clothes and towel, he headed back to Zell's room.

"There's sleepy head," a girl laughed. Puma turned his head up to see a girl with short red-hair, which was gelled in all different directions. She looked like a skater, and apparently knew Puma. "Hi, I'm Zoe. Zell and me went shopping while you were asleep." She chuckled aloud and pointed at his head. You're cuter with your hair wet. You should gel it down."

"Yeah……" he blushed. "Where's Zell?"

"Behind you," muttered the blonde himself, lugging two huge shopping bags upstairs. Passing him, Zell nodded towards Zoe.

"This is Zoe. She may look funny but she doesn't bite."

"How do you know?" she joked.

"You haven't bit me yet…"

"I'll put that on my to do list."

Puma smirked as the two acted as if it was a serious conversation. Zell shrugged, and threw the shopping bags on the floor.

"We gotta head back to the garden now," Zell said seriously. "Selphie wanted us back by 3:00, and it's already ten after." The blonde waited on the bed for another minute, before mustering the energy to pick the bags up again.

"Need some help?" Puma asked, moving over to the bed.

"Yeah take this," the blonde muttered handing him one of the bags. Zell grabbed his T-board with his free hand and Zoe opened the door for them. Puma led the way downstairs, and stopped in the doorway.

"I guess I'll see you tomorrow," Zoe muttered, wrapping the blonde into a hug.

"Yeah…I'll try to convince Selphie tonight. She'll let you though I think."

"Kay, you want that wish, you'll make it happen,"

The blonde then turned his attention to Ma. "I'll try to stop by later this week."

"Kay, honey," she said giving him a hug. "Take care you two, have fun with the band tomorrow." Zell and Puma nodded and waved their goodbyes. At the front gate, Zell put the board down. Both of them hopped on. Puma wrapped his left arm around Zell, and held the bag in his right. The paradice returned to him, as Zell sped off in the distance.