Fire Emblem Fan Fiction / Fire Emblem Fan Fiction / Fan Fiction ❯ The Symphonia Emblem Project ❯ Holy Calamity! ( Chapter 1 )
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Episode One: Holy Calamity!
Zelos emerges from the warp: "Whoa! It's HOT in here!"
Lloyd comes out: "Holy-! And I thought it was hot before..."
Raine appears: "My goodness... no wonder why they call this the Ruins of Fire."
Genis appears: "Wow. Let's cool things down a bit." *Flips around kendama* "Blizzard!"
Snowstorm comes out of nowhere and cools down the ruins.
Raine: "Good work."
Presea, Sheena, Regal, and Colette exit the warp.
Sheena: "THIS is the Ruins of Fire?"
Genis: "Not anymore. Thanks to me." ^_^
Lloyd: "What are we doing in here anyway... brr... Genis... your blizzard kind of overdid it..."
Genis (sweatdrop): "Sorry..."
Raine: "We're supposed to find The Legendary Orb... phew... Is it just me, or did it suddenly get hot in here?"
Regal: "Look! The snow is melting!"
Zelos: "Uh oh."
Snow melts, and inferno effects continue.
Genis: "A blizzard wasn't enough." *Starts with his kendama again*
Lloyd: "Don't bother. It'll just melt again."
Genis: "All right." *Puts away kendama*
Presea: "Is that it right there?"
Camera aims at a shining orange orb.
Sheena: "That's the Legendary Orb?"
Everyone walks up to the pedestal where the Orb stands.
Lloyd: "This is way too easy."
Earthquake hits.
Colette: "Whoa! What's going on?"
A roar is heard throughout the ruins.
Raine: "This sounds bad. Lloyd, hurry! Get the Orb and let's get out of here!"
Lloyd: "Got it." *Swipes the Orb*
Another earthquake occurs, destroying the path the team used to enter.
Genis: "Uh oh."
Regal: "That's not good."
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Inside Castle Caelin
Eliwood: "So, there's something about to break open the Dragon's Gate?"
Nils: "That's right."
Ninian: "And it just gets stronger by the minute."
Lyn: "Well? What do we do?"
Hector: "We can't just sit here and wait for them to show up! Let's get them before they emerge!"
Eliwood: "Sounds like a good plan."
Hector: "I'll arrange an army." *Leaves the castle*
Lyn pulls out her sword: "Ready when you are." *Swings around and puts away*
-----
Some random forest
Xyrho: *pant, pant* "Phew... that thing was definitely too much work..."
Hazel: "Aww, stop complaining."
Xyrho: "Complain?! WE did all the fighting! You just sat there and did nothing!"
Hazel: "What do you expect me to do?"
Aurelli: "Okay, okay... settle down you two."
Roland: *pant* "The only thing that matters is that it's down... finally..."
Earthquake occurs.
Hawk stumbles and stabs ground with his sword to stay up: "What was that?"
Cream: "It's coming from the Fire Dungeon! Let's go!"
Everyone dashes in except Sven.
Shamoo stops: "Hey! Sven! What're you waiting for?!"
Sven: "My food to cool down."
Everyone anime falls...
Cream (scary monster angry face): "NOW'S NOT THE TIME TO EAT YOU IDIOT!!!"
Sven screams like a girl: "HELP ME MOMMY! THE SCARY ANGEL'S GOING TO HURT ME!!!"
Xyrho sweatdrops: "Well... that's new."
Aurelli sweatdrops: "Yeah."
Everyone runs into the Fire Dungeon.
-----
Inside the Ruins of Fire.
Lloyd: "Got any ideas, Professor?"
Raine: "Not yet..."
Presea: "Look! Another way out!"
Zelos: "Aw yeah! Let's get out of here!" *Runs toward exit*
Lloyd sweatdrops: "Whatever happened to 'Ladies First'?"
Everyone runs toward the exit.
-----
Outside Castle Caelin
Dorcas: "Well, if it isn't my good friends."
Lyn: "Hello, Dorcas! How have you been?"
Dorcas: "I'm doing great."
Bartre runs behind: "Dorcas, man... you gotta wait up for me!"
Eliwood: "Haven't been working out, huh?"
Bartre: "Not recently..."
Hector arrives: "Eliwood! Lyndis! The army awaits!"
Camera zooms out to show an army of at least 200 soldiers of all classes.
Lyndis: "All right! To The Dragon's Gate!"
*Insert battle cry here*
-----
Inside the Fire Dungeon.
Hawk stops running: "Oh... great..."
Aurelli: "What's the mat-?" *Gasps, stops running* "OH MY GOSH!"
Xyrho: "What's up?"
Hawk: "The Legendary Orb is MISSING!!!"
Roland: "WHAT?!?!"
Xyrho: "That's impossible!"
Cream: "There's only one way into the Dungeon! And I didn't see anyone pass us while we fought that flying monster..."
Sven: "Neither did I."
Xyrho: "Not me either."
Hawk: "This... isn't good..."
-----
Outside the Ruins of Fire
Zelos: "WHOA!"
Lloyd: "What's the matter Zelos?" *Comes out of the Ruins* "...whoa..."
Raine exits the ruins: "Oh my..."
Everyone else exits the ruins.
Genis: "It's so lifeless..."
Colette: "Oh my goodness."
Sheena: "This is terrible..."
Regal: "Great God almighty... what happened here?"
The area outside the ruins is surrounded by lifeless trees accompanied with hazy fog.
Lloyd: "This doesn't look like Iselia..."
Sheena: "Or ANY city for that matter...
Raine: "Maybe because it isn't?"
Lloyd: "What?"
Raine: "Nothing... just... thinking out loud."
To be continued...
Zelos emerges from the warp: "Whoa! It's HOT in here!"
Lloyd comes out: "Holy-! And I thought it was hot before..."
Raine appears: "My goodness... no wonder why they call this the Ruins of Fire."
Genis appears: "Wow. Let's cool things down a bit." *Flips around kendama* "Blizzard!"
Snowstorm comes out of nowhere and cools down the ruins.
Raine: "Good work."
Presea, Sheena, Regal, and Colette exit the warp.
Sheena: "THIS is the Ruins of Fire?"
Genis: "Not anymore. Thanks to me." ^_^
Lloyd: "What are we doing in here anyway... brr... Genis... your blizzard kind of overdid it..."
Genis (sweatdrop): "Sorry..."
Raine: "We're supposed to find The Legendary Orb... phew... Is it just me, or did it suddenly get hot in here?"
Regal: "Look! The snow is melting!"
Zelos: "Uh oh."
Snow melts, and inferno effects continue.
Genis: "A blizzard wasn't enough." *Starts with his kendama again*
Lloyd: "Don't bother. It'll just melt again."
Genis: "All right." *Puts away kendama*
Presea: "Is that it right there?"
Camera aims at a shining orange orb.
Sheena: "That's the Legendary Orb?"
Everyone walks up to the pedestal where the Orb stands.
Lloyd: "This is way too easy."
Earthquake hits.
Colette: "Whoa! What's going on?"
A roar is heard throughout the ruins.
Raine: "This sounds bad. Lloyd, hurry! Get the Orb and let's get out of here!"
Lloyd: "Got it." *Swipes the Orb*
Another earthquake occurs, destroying the path the team used to enter.
Genis: "Uh oh."
Regal: "That's not good."
-----
Inside Castle Caelin
Eliwood: "So, there's something about to break open the Dragon's Gate?"
Nils: "That's right."
Ninian: "And it just gets stronger by the minute."
Lyn: "Well? What do we do?"
Hector: "We can't just sit here and wait for them to show up! Let's get them before they emerge!"
Eliwood: "Sounds like a good plan."
Hector: "I'll arrange an army." *Leaves the castle*
Lyn pulls out her sword: "Ready when you are." *Swings around and puts away*
-----
Some random forest
Xyrho: *pant, pant* "Phew... that thing was definitely too much work..."
Hazel: "Aww, stop complaining."
Xyrho: "Complain?! WE did all the fighting! You just sat there and did nothing!"
Hazel: "What do you expect me to do?"
Aurelli: "Okay, okay... settle down you two."
Roland: *pant* "The only thing that matters is that it's down... finally..."
Earthquake occurs.
Hawk stumbles and stabs ground with his sword to stay up: "What was that?"
Cream: "It's coming from the Fire Dungeon! Let's go!"
Everyone dashes in except Sven.
Shamoo stops: "Hey! Sven! What're you waiting for?!"
Sven: "My food to cool down."
Everyone anime falls...
Cream (scary monster angry face): "NOW'S NOT THE TIME TO EAT YOU IDIOT!!!"
Sven screams like a girl: "HELP ME MOMMY! THE SCARY ANGEL'S GOING TO HURT ME!!!"
Xyrho sweatdrops: "Well... that's new."
Aurelli sweatdrops: "Yeah."
Everyone runs into the Fire Dungeon.
-----
Inside the Ruins of Fire.
Lloyd: "Got any ideas, Professor?"
Raine: "Not yet..."
Presea: "Look! Another way out!"
Zelos: "Aw yeah! Let's get out of here!" *Runs toward exit*
Lloyd sweatdrops: "Whatever happened to 'Ladies First'?"
Everyone runs toward the exit.
-----
Outside Castle Caelin
Dorcas: "Well, if it isn't my good friends."
Lyn: "Hello, Dorcas! How have you been?"
Dorcas: "I'm doing great."
Bartre runs behind: "Dorcas, man... you gotta wait up for me!"
Eliwood: "Haven't been working out, huh?"
Bartre: "Not recently..."
Hector arrives: "Eliwood! Lyndis! The army awaits!"
Camera zooms out to show an army of at least 200 soldiers of all classes.
Lyndis: "All right! To The Dragon's Gate!"
*Insert battle cry here*
-----
Inside the Fire Dungeon.
Hawk stops running: "Oh... great..."
Aurelli: "What's the mat-?" *Gasps, stops running* "OH MY GOSH!"
Xyrho: "What's up?"
Hawk: "The Legendary Orb is MISSING!!!"
Roland: "WHAT?!?!"
Xyrho: "That's impossible!"
Cream: "There's only one way into the Dungeon! And I didn't see anyone pass us while we fought that flying monster..."
Sven: "Neither did I."
Xyrho: "Not me either."
Hawk: "This... isn't good..."
-----
Outside the Ruins of Fire
Zelos: "WHOA!"
Lloyd: "What's the matter Zelos?" *Comes out of the Ruins* "...whoa..."
Raine exits the ruins: "Oh my..."
Everyone else exits the ruins.
Genis: "It's so lifeless..."
Colette: "Oh my goodness."
Sheena: "This is terrible..."
Regal: "Great God almighty... what happened here?"
The area outside the ruins is surrounded by lifeless trees accompanied with hazy fog.
Lloyd: "This doesn't look like Iselia..."
Sheena: "Or ANY city for that matter...
Raine: "Maybe because it isn't?"
Lloyd: "What?"
Raine: "Nothing... just... thinking out loud."
To be continued...