Fire Emblem Fan Fiction ❯ A Foxes tail ❯ 3 Brothers ( Chapter 7 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

Oscar, Bold, and, Rolf are in their room its faint green with drawers to hold clothes and a green mantle to hold their armor it look like its ready for St Patrick's Day.
"I really wanted to see Ike suck Shinon's dick and see him get ass raped!" scoffed Boyd. "That's isn't normal I think" said Rolf.
"Ok since your soo smart, would it be normal to have Mist suck Ike's dick?" Scoffed Boyd
(I might be evil but INCEST IS WAYYYYYYYYYYYY PAST ME!!!)
Rolf has a weird look on his face "I guess so since their family and it's boy/girl."
Oscars nods his head "well brothers I say we teach Rolf the birds and the dragons he's not a baby anymore so he's old enough to know about sex."
"Rolf sometimes a man loves a woman and in most cases a man love a man." Said Oscar.
"Yeah other times a woman loves a woman." Said Boyd winking.
"Now babies come from when a man loves a woman but when a man loves a man or a woman loves a woman they go to the local orphanage and find a child they can raise themselves, of course if the woman can't bare children, or if the man is shooting blanks then the man/woman couple go there to find a child." Said Oscar as Rolf looks on confused.
As does Boyd.
"Now sex is when a guy sticks his most prized `artifact' into a woman's area!!"
"Fuck that" said Boyd.
"Look here Rolf a guy has a dick other times known as a cock, a girl has a pussy other times known as a snatch a guy stick his cock into a girls pussy and removes it repeatedly." Rolf has a look on his face also a guy can, but only if the girl allows it, stick it in the asshole, other times the girl may have another male stick his cock in the guys asshole or hers that called a3 some or 3 way. It can go many ways.
"What about 2 girls and a guy?" asked Rolf "that's one way" said Boyd "hey I think he's getting it." Said Oscar. "Ok now let me show you have to eat pussy." Boyd said removing a wild berry pie.
He slices it in half and sticks out his tongue and starts licking the middle up and down back and forth getting filling on his face. Rolf follows him with his eyes.
"That is so messy" said Oscar "here let me try an show you how to do it like a man!"
Oscar slices open a peach and starts licking it up and down Rolf follows him with his eyes as Boyd goes to eat the other half of pie. "See that's how you do it."
"What about eating the asshole out?" asked Rolf "hey your kinky I like that." Said Boyd wiping the crumbs off his face with his sleeve.
"That's complicated" said Oscar "not it not" said Boyd " it's like stealing a baby from a cradle."
"Just like eating pussy only its round not vertical."
"Ok I get it now who have you had sex with and who would you want to have sex with?" said Rolf "that's personal" said Oscar "Titania, of course she's older than our mother I think." said Boyd "I had sex with……"
*cough* your left hand *cough* said Oscar.
"Hey your one to talk" said Boyd "ok I had sex with some dame a while back her name was Ilyana, yeah" said Oscar with sweat dropping down. "Riiiiiiiiiite!!" the other 2 brothers said.
"Well I want to have sex with Mist, but… I'm nervous.." Oscar and Boyd start to laugh "you nervous, ha, I think your only scared of having a baby with her that way everyone will give Rolf Junior all the attention." Said Oscar "yeah why are you nervous we won't tell we swear dammit!"
"Ok I think she'll reject me I all ready know about her and Jill and Lethe, so I'm worried." Rolf said finally being brave
"Pfft that's not a good reason besides why not give her a chance to show her some real sniper dick." said Boyd yeah we'll back you up and what not but what ever you do "DON'T INSLUT HER COOKING!"
"ok can do but can you guys leave when I bring her up her I don't want her to be unpleasant." "Let me guess it's your first time right?" said Oscar "yeah" "well I feel ya little brother." "That's because he hasn't done it yet either" said Boyd laughing.
"But seriously if you had a second choice who would you choose?" "Marcia."
"I like the way you think well go get her and remember if she bleeds she's clean if she doesn't either she tore it or she has experience."
"So if she bleeds she's a virgin?" Said Rolf all confused "yes and no" said Boyd
"Sometimes a virgin will bleed and some times she won't" said Boyd wrapping his arm around his baby brother "he's right" said Oscar
"Well if Miles isn't busy I could ask him for some flowers" "Pfft you go ahead and waist your fucking gold!" scoffed Boyd
"well fuck you too" barked Rolf as he left.
"Yo Miles hook a sniper up!!" Miles over hears Rolf's "yells what the fuck do you want?" "I need some flowers can you hook me up please?"
"20 gold and we have a deal what you need wild flowers, roses what?"
"Umm roses and wild flowers" "bah that will take a while" scoffed Miles.
Miles held his hand out as his leaf stone glowed some fancy wild flowers started to grow out of the ground.
"Here these are on me" Miles give him the roses he grew for Titania.
"Gee thanks" Rolf hands him some gold Miles gives him a look and takes off "well that was easy."
Rolf takes the flowers makes a bouquet as he heads back to his room his brothers are still discussing where they will go when he brings Mist over for a night of hot sniper sex.
"I say we go get Shinon drunk!!" barked Boyd "and I say we get Miles to cause wind to blow up Scoren's dress!!!" barked back Oscar.
"Guys how but you g et Shinon drunk and have him lift up Soren's dress"
"Because that will make him look perverted!" said Boyd "hey yeah how bout we do that BTW I got you some more sheets just in case she's a first timer."
"So who will you asks out?" asked Boyd "I guess Mia, you?" "I would go for Ilyana but I guess Lucia." Said Oscar
 
"Well it's settled the 3 brothers will all have dates and I say lets have a triple date and see who bangs who since Rolf calls out room I'll take the old fort" said Oscar.
"I guess I'm taking the castle I always wanted to fuck in that or General Ike's Inn" said Boyd "hey do you think Largo could take out Miles."
Asked Rolf "that's another talent you got a comic if Largo could `pin 2 tigers at the same time with his bare hands' then I'm sure Miles wouldn't stand a chance."
"I'd advise you put you money where your mouth is" a voice could be heard as a flash of light appeared and Miles surfaced.
"Miles!!!" they all say in unison "what you never seen a teleport before?"

They all look dumb "if you want to keep you gold don't bet against me."
"Now if you want to try and make a fool out of me we can head to the local tavern and I'll out drink anybody."
The 3 brothers have sinister looks on their faces as the 4 get Shinon Ike's is with him "man next time use gel my ass is sore."
 
"Fine Mr. baby I'll lick your asshole up next time you prefer jelly or syrup? I prefer syrup" "syrup it is said Ike rubbing his ass"
"Hey Uncle Shinon you think you can out drink Miles here my brothers think other wise."
"Your brothers are fools I'll out drink anyone anytime" "your on in the words of …… bring it bitch!" smiled Miles as they shake hands
(Note Shinon and Ike joined your party)
The 6 leave to General Ike's Inn Largo wearing a table cloth as an apron Calill just standing there looking pretty mixing drinks.
"Ok, I see there getting younger and younger" Calill says moving around "all right what you got I need the strongest stuff ya got" scoffed Shinon.
"Well we go wild berry snaps and grain alcohol, for the light drinkers we got various ales." "Pfft, ales are for sissy give me the hard stuff." Shinon said with a sour look.
"Hohohohoho looks like we got ourselves a wager" said Largo flexing his mussels. As he hands a large cup of drink "I hope your decent not to puke on my floor said Largo as he looked at them with some concern "Cheers" smiled Miles as he and Shinon hit their glasses.
Shinon had a hard face as he downs his liquor Miles has no expression as Calill give them more and more each time Miles looks the same(Miles is a plant fox so drinking liquor won't affect him)
An hour passes Miles not affected but Shinon is a red as a beet. "Hey buddy I think you had too much" said Largo as he keep Shinon from falling out of his chair.
"I donthe need yuph so I can standssds I no baby ike a s baby" Shinon then passes out "well I guess Miles wins" said Calill just then Miles passes out. "Well brothers let us leave" said Oscar Ike follows "what are we going to do with them?" Asked Calill let me handle it Largo grabs Miles and Shinon and tosses them on his shoulder walks outside "and stay out!" he drops them on the ground "always wanted to say that."
Miles on top of Shinon as a dark figure grabs the fox and takes off. Leaving Shinon alone unconscious and drunk.
Shinon gets up and starts to puke "Blarrrrge!!!!" he stops then "Blarrrrge!!!!" again about 6 more tiem he passes out in his own vomit.
Next Ch Rolf and Mist `do it' who is the mystery person that took Miles? All this and more next time on Fire Emblem: a foxes tail