Fire Emblem Fan Fiction ❯ A Foxes tail ❯ Miles First mission ( Chapter 9 )
[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]
After a while Ike and Soren come to their senses "I meant what I said" Soren had his hard look back "you're my best friends and I love you."
"I love you too" said Ike "but I must tell you I was fucking Elencia."
Soren had a look on his face "well I wish you the best of luck, still we best stay friends" as they hug (awwwww)
Damn Ike's a ho. oooooo!!! He's a ho. Oooooo!!!
Later on it's mid afternoon Miles tries to get up this time better as he stumbles into the kitchen "pfft not a crumb in the house!" Miles heads into the shower with his pants still on and washes him self in cold water. Much better, of course using Titania's shampoo does make his fur denser but the smell of liquor is gone.
After he leaves the shower he gets his boots on which are falling apart. "Damn should of gotten timberland's" he grabs his sword before realizing it's broken "shit I hope she doesn't mind me training with a lance." He grabs a lance a red one at that, kisses her gently on the cheek as she moves a bit and leaves.
"Time to hunt some breakfast." Miles said now scouting the area holding a lance like a hunter moving slowly as a green tiger with a Mohawk jumps out of nowhere pounces on him "Muarim get the fuck off me!" he barks. Muarim quickly get off him "sorry but that smell is still around of liquor I thought you were a drunken bandit."
"Well sorry you got a strong sense of smell, so shut up and use it to help me find some food!"
"My some one woke upon the wrong side of bed." Muarim said sniffing the ground "aaaaa yayayayayayaa!!!!!" Miles screams as he throws the lance with sheer force as a dodo is struck squawking his last squawk.
"That will cost me." Miles has a dumb look on his face as he removes the lance and tosses the dead bird on his back.
"Well you done hunting or you still plan to get some more?" "well maybe, if I find another bird or some animal be my guide and tell me it there laguz I hate to kill a laguz for food."
"Very well. Roar!!!!" Muarim jumps on top of a deer and kills it instantly. "Disney will be pissed at me now" said Miles. Muarim
turns back into a human tossing the deer onto his shoulders.
"Who is this Disney fellow, and why does he want to hurt you?" "That was figure of speech, besides he's long dead and there was this movie called
Bambi about a deer" Miles said "a movie what is that? "long story…."
They both leave making small talk "I am not from this world or year." "I know that but in your world what is it like?" Miles tells him everything…
"I see well at least your world isn't perfect. Well I'm off I was told to aid some villagers." "I would join you but" Miles clenches his stomach Muarim smiles.
And takes off leaving the dead deer at his feet. "Well guess I need to clean this." Miles removes his boots.
Which are far gone "fuck I need to do something" Miles removes a Chaos Emerald "Chaos Control!" And vanishes in a flash of light.
Miles ends up in a small remove village shirtless and bare foot covered in blood carrying 2 dead animals on his back.
The people are nervous and scared as Miles sees a butcher shop with assign that reads `IF YOU BRING YOU OWN ANIMAL PLEASE GO THUR THE BACK DOOR RESPECTIVLY.'
Miles does as he enters the back door he enters a room with the smell of blood it's not really dirty only covered in blood as a man wearing only a white apron and back pants, ugly as sin turns around Miles wasn't even scared "yeah what you need boy?" his mouth was vile his teeth were yellow and falling out the scares on his face didn't do much to make him look better.
"I got these 2 animals I need butchered how much?" "They butcher looks down at his prize well I keep the skin, of course, there some thugs causing havoc you get rid of them that's the deal." Miles nods, as he hears a woman's scream Miles quickly runs out that isn't my problem but it's his funeral.
Miles sees a thug holding young girl no older than 10, with a sword pleading for her life as tears fall down her face "all right where my gold?" a man who seems to be the mayor "please we gave you all we have, don't hurt my daughter!!!" Pffft your late and don't have it all!!! I told you, you need protection from people like us!" He raises his sword no, please give me more time!!" he's about to strike "hey asshole pick on someone your own size!" Miles flies above him holding a lance "well looky here, a freak, I guess killing you will be more entertainment."
He tosses the girl into the crowd as she runs crying to her father. He swings his sword at Miles who dodges the attack. "Time to die, Chaos Control!" everything freezes as he strikes his lance into the thug mortally wounding him "I….don't deserve to…die like this…" he then falls down dead.
They mayor runs towards him "what in the goddesses name have you done?" Miles gives him a look "I just saved your daughter, your welcome" "you fool, you foolish fool!" Miles looks confused "you killed the leader of the Ashnard group, now they will retaliate and destroy our homes I hope you're happy!!" a woman appears from the crowd "hey, he did just save your daughter's life you should thank the goddess he came when he did."
"Sacrificing the life of one person, is better than sacrificing the entire village!!" "Father you would give my life for the village?!" "Yes I would!" the girl runs off crying, "I hope you happy!" the mayor hissed, "look I know some people I can help you!" barked Miles.
"2 days I hope your right, now go and save my daughter!" the butcher looks outside his window "well I guess the kid kept his tails" he goes back to skinning the deer.
Miles quickly teleports back to Crimea "Ike, Ike!!!" he yells Ike in his room with Soren with Soren as he quickly puts his pants back on Soren puts back on his dress (robe) and run out to see Miles covered in blood "Miles what happened!?" "I'm fine but I done pissed off some people, bad people."
"First let's check out those wounds." Said Soren "I was hunting and I brought the animals into a town south, southeast of here, I stopped a bandit from killing a small child and well his group is going to destroy the village."
"South, southeast Titania lives around there of wait did you and her, never mind. Look I'll lend you some men and women if you like." Ike said "Soren go with him and be his advisor."
"Understood" Soren and Ike kiss "get a room you 2" Miles said rolling his eyes
They kiss some more.
"Well who do you recommend?" Miles asked well I guess the 3 brothers, Mia, Lucia, myself and Shinon. "What about the bird men?" Miles said "Yeah I guess so but be careful about archers bring Mist with her staff" said Soren.
"All right lets move out." Said Miles Soren got everybody. "Pah I hope you're a better captain than Ike was in his heyday. Scoffed Shinon.
"All right we got 2 days to get there, I have away we can get there in 2 mins" "really boss?" said Mia. "We saw him pull that stunt before claiming some guy named Hulk Hogan could never do." Said Ulki.
Miles smiled at him removing his chaos emerald "you can never do this Hulk Hogan! Chaos Control!" they all leave in a flash of light.
They arrive in a remote village just in time as they mayor is being held at sword point. "You people failed to pay for protection and then hired some swell swords killed a leader so now you must pay!" "Please don't hurt me take a child instead I'm to old to die!" the mayor pleaded.
There were at least 25 bandits there.
"oh fuck this does not look good" said Mia as she draws her sword. Mist draws hers as well "I trust our Captain" "Pfft" scoffed Shinon as he fired a shot right into a bandits skull killing him instantly
Oscar, Boyd, and Rolf surround one "now brothers!" yelled Rolf as they unleashed triangle attack filling him with arrows. Mist sees her chance and charges, slicking open one bandit covering herself and horse in blood.
Miles knows fighting with out his armor is almost suicide so he takes to the skies "Ulki, Janaff take to the skies!" they transform into birds ad flows striking down the bandits with ease. As Miles only armed with his lance and stoned sends shockwaves at the farter ones.
(Meanwhile)
Titania wakes up stretching realizing Miles isn't with her she heads outside she sees his boots over worn and covered in blood also some feathers she gets worried as she thinks some bird took him away.
She runs back inside seeing he stripped of his armor she quickly puts her pants on and armor braiding back her long red hair "oh Miles don't go off and get your self killed!"
As she gets ready Muarim arrives in beast form with Tormod Riding on his back "what's going on?" Muarim asks "Miles went missing!" she said with worry "pah he was with me this morning we hunted together, he then went into town, I told him that I needed to drive off some bandits so I got Tormod."
"Well let's go I can't live with myself if he gets hurt or killed!" She jumps on her white horse and "rides off is she in love?" Asked the young mage "…. Yes she is, come on let's ride I don't want to see her get killed, hold on tight" Muarim runs at Godspeed as Jill and Haar who fell asleep on his wyvern who is still flying yet annoyed "HAAR!!!" Jill barked as Chester tail whipped him "zzzzz, hmmmm, zzzzzzzzzzz, Not, now mother I hate that teacher….zzzzzzzz"
"HAAR!!!!!!!!! WAKE UP!!!!!!!" "zzzz…huh what are we there yet father? oh hello Jill.
"Look Muarim and Tormod, looks like a battle is starting good thing they wanted air support they got it." They fly down Titania riding as fast as she can "need a hand?" asked Jill "well duh" she barked.
(Battlefield)
Mils has the upper hand Ulki and Janaff are now in human form again at least 15 are left.
And are running low on supplies Miles is also getting tired if he lands he could get hurt since he's `naked' with out his armor, Mist's sword is almost broken Mia's is the same "dammit I wish I had a restore" said Mist.
The 3 brothers are the only ones in control at the moment as is Shinon "pfft some Captain" he scoffed.
"Damn, how the hell we defeat these guys?" said Mia now worried
"Miles!!!!" Titania yelled Miles quickly files to her panting, "glad you came we could use the backup" "we can talk later here" she tosses him his armor and he readily put it on all right just then her horse sat down exhausted from running even a war horse need a break.
Right on cue Jill and Haar arrived "were here back up!" Said Jill as Chester landed ready to kick some ass "can we hurry up and finish this." Said Haar.
"Aw crap reinforcements lets take what we can and leave" one bandit said
just as the bandits are about to flee Muarim and Tormod appear "hold it assholes!" scoffed the young mage Jill and Haar take out the rest in a single blow, Tormod stops the escape and finish them off with ease.
"Not bad" said Shinon surprising everyone with his sigh of respect to the young fox.
"I am not dead yet!" one babdit still living swinging an axe at Titania "Chaos Control!" Miles froze the axe wile still in mid air and grabbed it swinging it back killing the bandit.
Titania grabbed Miles lifting him up kissing him like a small child "Put me down you vile woman I'm not a child!!!" he barked squirming.
Trying to get free till, he uses his last ounce of strength and zapped her she had to let him go he was real tired sine he was flying and didn't have his trail mix to stay energized.
"Dammit women don't treat me like a child, hell I wouldn't let me own mother treat me like that!!!" He barked then walked away very slowly.
Titania was hurt, how he said `vile woman' she walked away trying to keep her emotions in check. But she couldn't as tears left her eyes.
The town people now turned into an, angry mob, no pissed off mob as they surround the mayor. Pushing him around ready to lynch him "coward, you vile coward!!!" Others said "hypocrite!!" as they were about to `hurt him.'
Soren casts down some lightning magic to stop them "he deserves a fair trial besides I am curious to know what happened."
"He refused to hire some mercenaries" one person said. "He made us pay for protection" a woman hissed.
"He tried to sacrifice himself for his daughter now he goes back and pleads for his sorry ass life!!" Another person yelled.
"Well I see how it is" Soren approached the mayor and punched him dead in the stomach; the mayor fell down hard spitting up blood.
Miles finally arrives at the butcher shop as he hands him a freshly skinned deer ready to be put on a spit, also a freshly plucked dodo w/giblets.
"Well I'm impressed, you were able to get rid of those thugs." Said the butcher "Pfft, damn woman grabbed me like a child I hate that!"
"Hey that's not my problem, just go easy on her, trust me on that hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn." Miles left his tails quite sore.
"Yo Jill when did Chester start flying again anyway?" Miles asked.
"Well Rhys healed his wing the other day so he's 100%" Miles gave her a look "great a guy in a dress healed him" Miles was being quite sarcastic.
"What you did the Titania you should talk to her." Jill had a hard stare in her eyes. Miles crossed his arms I'm not doing it!" he pouted crossing his arms.
Chester slapped him across the face, Miles got knocked down, and he then got up and slapped the wyvern back.
As they got into a slapping match Soren came back "confounded man, why are you slapping a wyvern!" "he started it!" Miles said in an utter defense.
"Very well I advise you talk to Titania.." Miles cut him off "no, and I can say no in any language, Spanish el no, French le no, baby talk un-un, black people helll naw!!!"
Soren started to cast some wind magic. And hit Miles with it that fully revived him "gee thanks now I feel much better." Soren was shocked to see that he could absorb wind attacks he tried lighting he absorbed that too.
Miles now 100% unleashed "Fox Wind!" blowing up Soren's dress revealing his black thong underwear. Haar now wide away and shocked "glad I got only one eye." he said as Chester turned her long green head and scoffed. Harr's wyvern didn't care but did whistle .
Miles then took off while he could to find Titaina sitting on a rock sobbing.
Of course the voices came back this time as Amy and Jewelle "Miles I can't believe you, your lucky Cosmo isn't there!" "Yeah you should be ashamed of you self!" "Scat I'll handle it." They vanish.
"Titania I'm, I'm sorry but you did humiliate me." She got up wiped away her tears Miles put his hand on the ground and a bouquet of flowers appeared. He handed them to her "would you like to go out on a …. Date?"
She smiled and nodded as they kiss "please don't die that's all I want."
They both leave heading back into town.
Aww how sweet get a room…