Fire Emblem Fan Fiction ❯ A Hedge-Rabbit's Tails Part I ❯ Thunder's Song ( Chapter 1 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

At the Cafe (well it's more or less a diner) Thunder is chowing down non stop 'do your parents ever feed you?' Angle asked Well yeah but I was just stressed out and I'm broke remember.' Angle just smiles as Amadeus and Claudius enter 'oh great look who just came in' Thunder said not paying attention to them but an announcer 'PALADIN!' he said loud and proud
 
'Hey let him be were on your team too ya know!' scoffed Claudius Amadeus just looks on as he covers himself in a black cloak 'what are you doing you look like a druid!' Angle said now getting nervous 'let him be he can handle himself' Thunder said before going back to eating.
 
'He's knows Annabeth and the bitch brigade are going to be here and rather than hear 'I want to fit in this is a must blah blah blah!' he's acting all conceited!' Claudius stated Thunder just look at him blankly 'ok, you your twin is having girl trouble right, well he needs to talk and sort this out I know just the place!' Angle gives him a cold hard stare
 
'It better not be Jerry Springer!' She said being very cold 'hell no it's Steve Wilkos!' Thunder countered. Angle smacked him up side the head 'well look who's hear.' Angle said being sarcastic as Annabeth entered very nervous wearing a white t-shirt short green plaid skirt white socks that came to her knees and brown gold shoes she notices her 'friends' Claudius givers her cold hard stare as a bunch on snobby girls enter behind her. Annabeth whispers 'please understand' of course they seem not to care or even look at her as they all leave.
 
Claudius bites him thumb at her as they exit. 'well you guys coming to my party tomorrow right?' Thunder said being eager 'well duh besides we got nothing better to do well besides crash that bitches house party.' Claudius stated Amadeus just nodded.
 
 
'Well let's make a song!' Thunder said as they walk off into the sunset.
 
As they enter the studio Angle removes a CD that ready 'Crazy One's Mix'   as she loaded it up she started working on a mix board. as Thunder got in the booth the music from Balrog's stage was playing as Thunder began to sing.  
 
 
THE PLACE WHERE I WAS BORN, THERE WAS NO LOVE AT AT! ALL THEY DID WAS ARGUE AND FIGHT. I WISH I COULD BUT, I JUST CAN'T BE NICE AND KIND.
 
I GOT ONE PLAN ON MY MIND, I WILL BE THE FIGHTER THAT EVERYONE LOVES (YES I WILL) I WILL BE THE CHAMPION THAT EVERY MAN ENVIES.
THE HEAVY WEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!!!
 
(chorus) I'M PUNCHING MY WAY ON THRU LIFE I DON'T HAVE TIME TO TREAT YOU NICE, I WILL BE THE CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. IM PUNCHING MY WAY THRU LIFE PUNCHING MY WAY ON THRU THE WORLD! DON'T HAVE TIME TO BE NICE DON'T HAVE TIME TO SHAKE YOUR HAND GOODBYE !
OK! (VARIOUS PUNCHING SOUNDS AND GRUNTING) Goodbye!
EVERYONE WILL CHEER WHEN I WIN THE CROWN. PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD WILL KNOW MY NAME! THEY'LL ALL SING AND SHOUT ABOUT MY VICTORY THAT'S THE WAY MY DREAM'S KEEP HAUNTING ME!.
 
AND I WANT IT SO BAD THAT YOU KNOW THAT I MUST DO OR DIE! YEAH THAT WHY I WANNA BE THE CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!
 
(chorus) I'M PUNCHING MY WAY ON THRU LIFE I DON'T HAVE TIME TO TREAT YOU NICE, I WILL BE THE CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. IM PUNCHING MY WAY THRU LIFE PUNCHING MY WAY ON THRU THE WORLD! DON'T HAVE TIME TO BE NICE DON'T HAVE TIME TO SHAKE YOUR HAND GOODBYE !
 
(chorus) I'M PUNCHING MY WAY ON THRU LIFE I DON'T HAVE TIME TO TREAT YOU NICE, I WILL BE THE CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. IM PUNCHING MY WAY THRU LIFE PUNCHING MY WAY ON THRU THE WORLD! DON'T HAVE TIME TO BE NICE DON'T HAVE TIME TO SHAKE YOUR HAND GOODBYE ! (VARIOUS PUNCHING AND GRUNTING)
 
GOODBYE!! HA! MOVE OVER! Go!
 
(chorus) I'M PUNCHING MY WAY ON THRU LIFE I DON'T HAVE TIME TO TREAT YOU NICE, I WILL BE THE CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. IM PUNCHING MY WAY THRU LIFE PUNCHING MY WAY ON THRU THE WORLD! DON'T HAVE TIME TO BE NICE DON'T HAVE TIME TO SHAKE YOUR HAND GOODBYE ! ( various grunts)
GOING TO BE CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!!! OOOOOOOOOO!!
Goodbye! Ha! hey Move over ( various grunts & and Punching)
As the music begins to fade Thunder removes the head phones 'well I think that will cause some problems now all we have to do is like say let's put it out on the internet that will keep those hackers busy.'
 
Angle was putting back the stuff  Thunder just looks on 'well I think my parents are going to be pissed right?'
 
Angle looks at him 'I rather not say.' 'well let's head back I'll take you home babe.'
 
As they exit holding hands Angle locks up  well let's get you home then we'll do everything tomorrow.
 
As Thunder takes Angle home they bump into Amadeus and Claudius again and they seem to be carrying blue prints around. As they kiss   they announcer yells out again 'PALADIN!'
 
'Oh would you please shut the fuck up!' Thunder scoffed. as they go back to kissing.
 
well that it find out what happens at Thunder's party.