FLCL Fan Fiction ❯ FLCL: HARUKO'S RETURN!!!!! ❯ HARUKO RETURNS!!!!! ( Chapter 1 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]
HI, MINNASAN!!!!! Here's a lemon that is not related 2 my RanmaMoon Z! seryes!!! It's a lemon based uopn 1 of the weirdest & funniest Animes ever created!!! It's a Furi Kuri FLCL lemon!! YAAAAAAYYY!!!!! ^_^
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FLCL: HARUKO'S RETURN!!!!!
by GOOMBA BENJO, THE MAGICAL HENTAI KAIZER!!!!
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1 DAY IN THE ORING CITY OF MABASE....
Naota Nandaba layed on his bed, & cuz he waz ~HELLA BORED!!!!!~
Naota: "DAMN IT I'M HELLA BORED!!!!! I wish Haruko waz still here. It was kewl when I could pull stuff out of my head!!!!"
Naota then thoughte abotu hwied stuff that happened when Haruko was here.
Naota: "(LOL!!) It was funny when my dad dressed Like Lupan the 3rd & tried 2 jump on Haruko in bed & he gotted hitwiyh a big fist!!! & I dressed like Kenny l8r on!!!! (ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!)
Naota was going 2 explode, cuz his life was funny!!!! He decided 2 go 4 a walk! He goed down-stairz & sawed his father & grandfather eating @ the table! His dad stopped him, & everything goed crazy & entered crazy Manga-Mode!!!!!
(EVERYTHINFG IS NOW IN CRAZY SUPER-HAPPY FUN-TIME MANGA MODE!!!!! EVERY1 GO NUTS!!!!!!!)
Dad: "WHAT ARE U DOING, NAOTA!?!?!? GOING 2 GET SOME HOT FURI KURI FROM SOME HOT BABE!?!?!?!!?"
Naota: "NO I'M NOT!!!! WTH IS FURI KURI!!!???"
Granpa: "I THINK FURI KURI IS THAT GAME WITH THE CHICK WITH THE HUGE BREASTS!!!!"
Dad: NONONO!!! THAT'S STREET FIGHTER!!!! FURI KURI IS.....WHERE BEAUTUFL MOUNT AIRY LODGE IS!!!!"
Granpa: "NO, U BAKA!!!!! THAT'S POKEMON!!!!!"
Naota: "POKEMON!?!?!?!?"
Dad: "PIKACHU!!!!!!"
Dad zapped Naota with electricty!!!
Naota: "ITAAAIIII!!!! WHERE THE FUCK DIDN ~THAT~ COME FOM!?!?!!?"
Dad: "IT'S CRAZY MANGA MODE, NAOTA!!!! NOTIHNG HAS 2 MAKE AN SENSE!!! WATCH THIS!!!! BOOGA BOOHGA BOOGA!!!! GAGGAGOOGADWJKJDJOIWJSIJDPOWOJDSOKJOIJDOIJOIJOIOEHDIOJWDOIJDFOIJEFEJFIOEFIH NISDHNWIUDOWDSDIWEJHDOMNWODJIWEJDOJDIHDIHIHNIDBCIBWSBXSJIHBXIUWBUIWBXIHASUI XHUISXUIHNXIUWSXHUIWXINXONSXIAJSNIOANZXIANSOISXIOWSXIOWSXDJILSKDXIKDOWIOOWO IJIJSOISUGBWDXISDNBIQNOLKQNIOZNIDNHOLMOMDOMXIOWDHJLKSDODJWOIDNIKJNXWJHUBDIU DHWSU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111 WOKA WOKA DOO DOO YEAH!!!!!!!!!!"
WE can see his cock, like in the final ep!!!
Granpa: "SON YOU'RE NOT MAKING IS FURI KURIING SENSE!!!!"
Naota: "TELL ME WHAT FURI KURI IS!!!!!!!!!! I WANNA NOW WHAT FURI KURI IS RITE NOW OR ELSE I'LL KILL MYSELF RITE NOW!!!!!!!"
Granpa: "I'll tell u if u eat a bucket of slimy bugz & clean your room & bring democrasy 2 Cuba!!!!"
So Naota did those things!!!
Naota: "OKAY I DID THEM!!!! NOW TERLL ME WHAT FURI KURI IS!!!!!"
Granpa: "OKAY!!! FURI KURI IS................"
Dad: OI!!!! LOOK!!! IT'S REI AYANAMI NAKED OVCER THERE!!!!!!"
Naota: "WOWWW!!!!!"
Granpa: "YEAH!!!! & ASUKA LANGLY SORYUU 2!!!! &....(ghasp) OMFG!!!!!"
Naota "NANI!?!? WHTA IS UIT!?!?"
Granpa: "SHINJI IKARI WALKED IN & HE'S EATING DONUTS!!!!!"
Granpa waz dressed like Vash The Stampede!!
Dad: "DONUTS?!?!?!!?!?!? WOWZERS!!!!!!!!"
Naota: "OI, LIKE DONT'S 2!!! & I LIKE BEER ON MY CEREAL!!!"
Naota was now dressed like Spike Spiegel!!
Granpa: "OH, YEAH, & BEETLES R GOOD WITH ICE CEAM!!!!"
Then they all eated beetles 4 breakfast & hadded ice cream 2, & they all Furi Kuried!!!!
Naota: "MMMMMMM!!! GOOD BREAKFAST!!! & THAT FURI KURI WAS FUN!!!!"
Dad: "TASTES GR8!!!"
Granpa: "LESS FILLING!!!"
Dad: "ASTES GR8!!!"
Granpa: "LESS FILLING!!!"
Dad: "WDDHIUWDHUIDHIJWSHIJWJHONAQISHBQODXHUISHUICUIIOWMMLIJIJKODNLNDOIDXNIK HUIAZNKLNXOKLMKONVOSMNOIHCNUJBNCDUBNWIJFUVBUIWHIOWJHFIOJOPJOPXKPOKOQPDKPPQK MZPMXOINXOIJNXQINSOPMZAPOXOPKXPOSXOPXJOPSJOPJSJAINXOOINWOISOINMSJBDBWKSHIOU JNMIONIUHBSUISHNISHSQMMOIJOIQSHBUIJZHBUAIINZIOJZNIJHSXIBHZUQBSIBSUNZXOZONIX VBKUVBUGBBUBIUSBINSJCIJDSNUBHCUIFHBCINJIUENUIIWGHCIUJKJFIOHXASDOIUBIUCOSNMK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Naota: "NOW IF SOME1 COULD TELL ME WHAT ~THAT~ MEANS, I'LL B ON MY WAY!!!!"
Granpa & Dad felled asleep!!!
(THIS IS THE END ORF MANGA MODE!!!! CAL DOWN U JACKASSES!!!!!)
Naota: "Chikusou!!! Now I'll ~nver~ kniow!!!"
Naota putted his shoes on & walked outside. As he walked down the road, he kickced a can, & had ~FUN!~ doing it!! He kicked it all around until it hitted some1 in the head!!
Guy: "ITAAAIII!!! WATCH IT BAKA!!!!"
Naota: "Gomen nasai!!"
Naota ketpw alking. He started to sing a familiar song!! & music appeared out fo nowehre!!
Naota: "ORENJII no SURAIDO utsusu sora
SUPANJII no PURAIDO burasakete
SPIDER!
kike totta sono yokan wa
kakusanakuta tte ii n da
iro no tsuita yume mitai na
YEAH YEAH YEAH!
Ride on shooting star!
kokoro no koe de sandanjuu no you ni
utai tsuzuketa!"
Everything went live action as Naota appeared 2 b now riding a motorcycle! As he roded around, Honda from "Yuugioh!" rided up 2 him in his motorcycle, & helped him sing the song!!
Naota & Honda: "GURANJII no HAMSUUTAA otona bite
RIBENJII no ROBUSUTAA hiki tsurete
SNIPER!
fuchi totta sono sekai ni
nani ga mieru tte iu n da
nerau mae ni sawaritai na
YEAH YEAH YEAH!
Ride on shooting star!
kimi o sagashite kindan shoujo chuu
uso o tsuita!
Ride on shooting star!
kokoro no koe de sandanjuu no you ni
utai tsuzuketa!
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP YEAH!!!"
After the song enedd, everything becmaed normal. Meriku also from Yuugioh roded up 2 them and challenged them 2 a race arond the world!! Naota & Honda saided "OK!" They raced all the way around the world, & Naota won!!!!
Meriku: "AAARRGGHHH!!! U WIN!!!!"
Meriku gaved Naota a really rare card as a prize!!
Naota: "WOW!!!"
Naota then litted up a joint with the card!!
Meriku: "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! U BAAAAKKAAAAAA!!!!!"
Meriku cried & ran away, and Naota kept cruisin along down the road, smoking his weed! He kept riding his motorcycle until he gotted all the way 2 the brdige were his girlfriend Mamimi used 2 hang out. But, there she waz!!!"
Naota: OI!!! WTH R U DOING HERE, MAMIMI!?!?!?!!?"
The boring red-headed girl looked at him, from playing her little city-blowing-up game.
Mamimi: "Oh, ohayo, TaKun."
Naota: "Hi, Mamimi."
Mamimi: "I'm back, TaKun."
Naota: "I C that. & Stop CALLING ME TAKUN!!!!"
Naota picked her up & threwed her in the water!!!
Mamimi: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!! Y DID U DO THAT TAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN..............?????"
Mamimi gotted washed down stream, & l8r drowned & died in the ocean!! Naota sittedn down & picked up the city-blowing-up game she waz playing, then changed the cartrige to TERIS!!! He hummed the tune as the weird 3D blocks stacked each on another, then he made loud "BOOMS!!!" when he filled a line the the brciks came crashing down!! He play & played & played for 8 hours, & gotted 3219380 points!!! Then he gotted bored, then he took out his cooler & opened up a soda pop! He drinked a little of it!
Naota: "I don't like sour stuff!!!"
He threwed the soda into the river, and watched it change collor as the green apple soda goted in the water & polluted it!! He then pulled out a beer & drank it instead. He litted up another joint, & took a hit. He layed down. He dranked some more beer. Soon, he was really drunk & hi!!
Naota: "Wow man...dude, what a joint....!!!"
Naota burped, then started 2 thik again.
Naota: "Hey man, I wonder if I can pull more things outa my head...!"
Naota reached in2 is forehead, & pulled out a remote control, a bag of Fritoes lays, a 12-in. dildo, a home ententaiment system, & a bunch of Aeesstivialz from "Martian Sucessor Nadeshiko"!
Naota: "ARRGHH! THERE'S NOTHING GOOD IN MY HEAD ANYMORE!!!"
Naota was about 2 go 2 nap, when he felted something moving in his head!!
Naota: "WHAT THE.......?!?!?!"
It moved in his head some more!! Then Naota pulled it out! It was Haruko's electric guitar!!
Naota: "OI!!! THIS GUITAR IS HARUKO'S!!! I THOUGHTED I LEAVED IT BACK IN MY ROOM!!! THAT CAN OPNLY MEAN......!!!"
There was anothe rmovemtn in hi gead!! Then something shiotted out & landed in the green ater!!
Naota: "NANI!?!?!? WTF!?!?!!?!?"
Naota looked @ the soplash in the water, & saw some1 emerge!! Naota knew who she waz!!! He became happy!!
Naota: "HARUKOSAN!!!!!!"
It was Haruko, & she was wearing a reveling bikini & bunny earz!!! This made Naota really hard!!!
Haruko (sexy voice): Ohayo, TaKun."
Naota: "DON'TCALL ME THAT!!! I PUT UP WITH THAT BULLSHIT FROM THAT PROYTECHNIK BITCH MAMIMI & NOW I KILLED HER!!!!"
Haruko: "Domo arigatou, Naota!! I h8d her 2!!!"
Naota: "So y r u here??"
Haruko: "I WANT U TAKUN!!!!!"
Haruko gotted out fof th water & taked off her bikini!! Naota gotte rteally happy!!
Naota: "FUCKING ALL RIGHT!!!!"
Naota taked his cvlothes off! Haruko leapted on him, & they bega 2 make crazy love!! Naota grabbed her breasts & began 2 lick her nipples!!
Haruko: "WWWOOOOOWWW TAKUUNN!!!!"
After a lite of that, Naota removed himslef from her breasts, & goed down to lcik her wet pussy!!!
Haruko: "WOOOAAAAHHHH!!! WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW!!! U R SOOOO GOOD, TAKUN!!!"
Naota kept sucking her pink-haired pussy while Haruko played with her breasts!!
Naota: "YUMMMM!! Your pussy is sooo oishii, Haruko!!!"
Fiaqnly, Naota want ed 2 go almthe way!! & so did Haruko!!
Naota: "WAN NOW, HARUKOSAN!!!!!"
Haruko: "AKL RITE!!!!!"
Haruko gotted ready, & Naota shoved his cock in2 Haruko's pussy!!
Naota: "WOW!!!! THis isn't your 1st time, Haruko!?!!?"
Haruko: "Nope, I dided wityh a lot of men, excpecially Artimix!! GO ON & FUCK ME!!!!"
Naota: "OK!!!" ^_^
Naota started 2 fuck Haruko up & down & up & down really fast!!! Haruko really luved it!!!
Haruko: "WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOOOOWWWW!!!!! YEEESSSSSS!!!! YEAAAHHHH!!!!"
Haruko beganned 2 play with her breasts some more!! Naota goed faster as he sawwed Haruko do this!!! He fucked her faster & fasetr & faster & more & more & more!!! Until, Haruko cummed!!!
Haruko: "WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Naota gotggted out of Haruko's pussy.
Naota: "AWWWWWW! CHIKUSOU!!! I DIDN'T CUM!!!!!"
Haruko: "Don't worry!! ~I'll~ make u cum!!" ^_^
Haruko beganned 2 suck Naota's cock!!
Naota: "WOOOOOO!!! YOUR MOTUH IS SOOO WET HARUKO!!!!"
Naota cammed all over in2 Haruko's mouth after a while!! Haruko swoallowed it all!
Haruko: "MMMM!! U taste as good as Artimix!!!"
Naota: "Domo arigatou!!" ^_^
Theyu gotted dressed, then Naota goed back oin his motorcycle.
Haruko: "Iie!! Let's ride my Vespa!!"
Naota: "OK!!"
Haruko pulled her Vespa out of Naota's head, & they gotgted on it! They started 2 drive off.
Naota: "ILY, HarukoSan."
Haruko: "& I luv u, TaKun!"
They kissed each toehr passionaterly, then kept on going down the street. They sawed Eri hanging out @ the street corner smoking.
Naota: "HI ERI BYE ERI!!!"
Eri didn't day anything as a tear rolled down her cheek.
Haruko: "Oi, Naota!! Let's sing a song!!
Naota: "OK!!"
Naota beganed 2 sing as music started.
Naota: "ORENJII no SURAIDO utsusu sora
SUPANJII no PURAIDO burasakete....."
Haruko: "No, let';s sing something differnet!! Oi, let's sing that kewl song by Kid Rock!!"
Naota: "OK!!"
The music started.
Naota & Haruko: "BAWITDABA DA BANG DA DANG DIGGY DIGGY DIGGY SAID THE BOOGY SAID UP JUMP THE BOOGY! BAWITDABA DA BANG DA DANG DIGGY DIGGY DIGGY SAID THE BOOGY SAID UP JUMP THE BOOGY!"
As they kept dribinvg, Honda pasesed by them again & sunged the song with them, except this time he haaded Anzu on his motorcycle & he was making out with ehr fervently!! He droved off. Naota & Haruko kepted on singing the kewl & weird song by Kid Rock as they doved off in2 the sunset!!

THE END!!!!

WOWZERS! DID I EVER HAVE FUN WRIGIN THAT!!! ANyway, the enxt part of RMZ is coming soon!! I'm working on it!! & U all thought I wazx dead cuz I haven't writed anything lately!! Well, my computer waz busted, & I needed it 2 b fized!! That taked amlot of time!! I watched some more anime while it was in the shop!! Them my internet thingy didn't work rite, sop I need a new 1 2, so I couldn't go on the internet!! =( Oh, & I also taked a trip abck 2 Japan 2!!! It was fun, & I got a lot of kewl suvineers & anime stuff!!! & I also got nmore anime!!! WOWZERS!!!! ^_^

E-MAIL ME!!!! MAGICAL_HENTAI_KAIZER@yahoo.com

Love & peace, man!!

Signed,
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GOOMBA BENJO, THE MAGICAL HENTAI KAIZER!!

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