Fruits Basket Fan Fiction / Beyblade Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction / Tokyo Mew Mew Fan Fiction / Rurouni Kenshin Fan Fiction ❯ Anime Road Trip ❯ The Beginning ( Chapter 1 )

Araka: Yellow! I'm Araka and the Bishies and my friends are going on a ROAD TRIP!!!!!! ^^

Yama: O.o;;; You're kidding? A road trip? Oh come on! Who's going?

Araka: *thinks* Inuyasha, Hiei, Kurama, Yami, Kaiba, Kish, Kyo, Kai, me, you, Shizuka Ishida, and…Kenshin, um…I think that's all.

Yama: Woah. O_o; How are you going to fit everybody in one single car? And how are we gonna get here?

Araka: So many questions you ask. By plot hole of course!

*plot hole opens and all the characters fall out*

Yama: What about Shizuka?

Araka: She's got the cars.

Yama: TWO cars?

Araka: Yeah. What did you expect? A limousine?

Hiei: This isn't going to end well…

Inu: Ya think?

Araka: Did I hear something?

All: No ma'am!

Araka: Authoress powers, you gotta love em. Now, come on! *makes another plot hole appear and they land outside*

Kyo: *looks around* Now. Where's this Shizuka person?

Yami: Yeah, and where's the car?

*you hear random honks, screams, and cat shrieks*

*the cars come skidding to a stop in front of them*

All: O_O;;;;; *scared*

Shizuka: *rolls down window, smiling evilly* Ready guys?

Hiei: *begins to pray*

Kyo: You're…the one driving?

Shizuka: O.O! KYO? *glomp*

Kyo: =.=;

Araka: All right. I'm driving the blue S.U.V., Shizuka's driving the purple one.

Yama: How are we gonna know where to sit?

Araka: Got that all planned out right here…*searches in trench coat but can't find the paper* Uh…wait...no…I'm sure it was here…somewhere…

Yama: >.> Leave it to my hikari to lose the seating arrangements.

Araka: Hah! Here it is! *pulls out piece of paper* Now, it says. The one's riding with Shizuka is Kyo, Inuyasha, Kaiba, Kai, and Yama. Just in case. Me: Hiei, Kurama, Yami, Kish, and Kenshin.

Shizuka: Aw. ;_; You get Hiei.

Araka: So? I gave you Kyo? Better, right?

Shizuka: Guess. ^.^ *glomps Kyo*

Kyo: Help me…

Yama: Now, where y'all sit. *hands paper to Shizuka and hands one to Araka* Seating arrangements. Have fun. *grumbles*

Shizuka: `Kay! ^^ Let's see. Me, driver, Kyo, shotgun(Yay! ^.^), Inu, behind me, Kai, middle, Yama, behind Kyo, and Kaiba, the roof.

Kaiba: What? O.o;;; Why me?

Shizuka: The back has all our luggage. There's no room for you.

Kaiba: *grumbles, climbs on top, and straps himself in*

Araka: o.o There's a seatbelt up there?

Shizuka: Just added it in. ^.^

Araka: Okay…*reads paper*

Araka: Me, driver, Yami, shotgun, Hiei, behind me, Kenshin, middle, Kurama, behind Yami, Kish, in the back, we have an extra seat in this one.

Kish: *sighs in relief*

Kaiba: That's not fair!

Araka: Get over it! All right! Time to go! ^^

Yami: Hey, where are we headin' anyway?

Araka: Um…where are we at the moment?

Yama: Texas, idiot.

Shizuka: Montana! ^^

Yami: All the way up there? O.o;;

Inu: Where IS Montana anyhow.

Araka: I've got a map! Don't worry about a thing!

Shizuka: What about me?

Araka: There's one in your compartment.

Shizuka: Okay. But as long as I'm with Kyo, I'm never lost. ♥.♥

Kyo: O.o;;;;

*they all get in and start on their way*

Araka's car

Araka: *whistling*

Hiei: I'm bored.

Yami: But we've only been driving for 30 minutes.

Kurama: We're not even out of the border yet. ^_^;

Hiei: =.=

Kenshin: I'm squashed.

Kish: I see dust bunnies running about. O.o;; I think they're plotting something…

Hiei: Who asked him to come?

Araka: Shizuka insisted it. He's probably saner then half of you guys here.

Kish: *screaming* DUST BUNNIES ARE TAKING OVER! THEY'RE PULLING OUT MY HEART! I'M DYING! HELP! X.x

Hiei: You were saying?

Kenshin: Dust bunnies? *clings to Kurama* I'm getting scared.

Kurama: O.o;;;

Shizuka's car

Kai: Are we there yet?

Yama: No.

Shizuka: *humming 99 Bottles of Bear on the Wall*

Kyo: Stop humming.

Shizuka: *stops* Anything for you, my love.

Kyo: o.o;;

Kai: Are we there yet?

Inu: No.

Shizuka: Hm… Let's sing something to pass the time! ^^

Yama: Not a bad idea. What should we sing?

Shizuka: Hm…? *thinks* *takes a deep breath and starts singing at the top of her lungs* I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES!

Kyo: Help…@_@

On the roof

Kaiba: *watching the cars go by* 22, 23, 24…I'm bored. It's not fair. I have to sit up here all alone.

Laptop: But, ya ain't alone pal.

Kaiba: Huh? *looks around* Are…you talking to me?

Laptop: Yeah, I'm talkin' ta you, see? See?

Kaiba: Wow...

Laptop: *Archie accent* We could join forces, see? We could rule the world, kiddo! See? See? We could steal everything in this world, see. Be rich, get my drift kiddo? So, whadda ya say, pal?

Kaiba: *blinks* COOL! A TALKING LAPTOP! I think I'm gonna sell it on E-bay!

Laptop: Ah…nevermind…

Back inside

All but Shizuka: X_x *all is scarred for life by Shizuka's singing*

Kyo: Can…we just turn on the radio?

Kai: Are we there yet?

All: NO!!!!

They all are close but suddenly everyone starts to slow down. What is this, is it, yes, TRAFFIC? *gasp*

Araka: Great…

Why did everybody slow down? Will they escape the horrors of traffic alive? Did Hiei ever play with Barbie dolls?

Hiei: HEY! What kind of question is that?

Next time on, *big booming voice* ANIME ROAD TRIP! *echoes*