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Yusuke in Wonderland

Chapter One: DarkBlade and Yusuke's singing!

Parings: I don't even know whether I'm gonna put parings.

Warnings: OOC and pointlessness. I don't like Kagura, or Keiko mind you...

Disclaimer: I own Yu Yu Hakusho and there is ice in hell three feet thick. Nope. I wish I owned Hiei. ^__~ I also don't own Wonderland, or Alice, or any characters.

Alice- Yusuke

The White Rabbit- Hiei

The Cheshire Cat- Kyo

Mad Hatter-Kurama

Caterpiller- Haru

March Hare-Momoji

Queen Of Hearts- Kagura

Walrace-Keiko

Carpender- Hatori

Tweedle Dee- Ayame

Tweedle Dum- Shigure

Dodo- Kuwabara

Alice's sister- Tohru

Doorknob- Botan

Bile- Shizuru

Bird in the tree- Kureno

King of Hearts-Ritsu

The Rose- Karasu

Dorey Dormouse- Yuki

Card Painters- Gin, Touya and Yukina

Yusuke: No way! I refuse to play the part of a girl.

HN: But you're a boy in this one! * smiles real big *

Yukina: * painting roses red. * I'm painting the roses red, so I won't lose my head!

HN: Now that's the spirit!

Shigure: Why am I Dum?

Ayame: Don't ask me. You're just stupid.

Hiei: I will never play the white rabbit.

HN: Fine. * sigh. * You'll just be the King of Hearts, and Ritsu can be the White Rabbit.

Hiei: * looks at Kagura. * I'm late. I'm late for a very important Date, no time to say hello, goodbye, I'm late, I'm late, I'm late.

Ritsu: GOMEN NASEI! GOMEN! GOMEN! GOMEN! I'M SORRY! I'M SOOO SORRY! SORRY! SORRY!

HN: Sorry Hiei. I still love you. I also love Ritsu! RITSU!!! SARU BOI! Now on with the show!!!

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Curtains open on an empty aduance*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Yusuke: *looking at sript. * I wish I had my own world if I did it would be a Wonderland. TO HELL WITH THIS I AM NOT SINGING!!!

Voice: BOOO!

Yusuke: * looking around. * Who was that?

Voice: BOO! You stink worse than Hikari Nymph's Gym socks!

HN: HEY! Don't insult my Alice. People meet my little friend...

(A short, skinny, girl walks out of the shadows, with her midnight black hair in a ponytail, green eyes sparkling with michecheivous.)

Girl: Hey, so I'm short. I take pride in that.

HN: Meet my friend DarkBlade. She will be helping me.

DarkBlade: * glares at Yusuke. * SING!

Yusuke: * singing. * Cats and rabbits would resign in fancy little houses, and would be dressed in shoes and hats and trousers. * pauses * Trousers?

DarkBlade: Sing! * curls up to Kurama. *

Yusuke: * starts singing again * In a world of my own, all the flowers would have very extra specail colors, they would sit and talk to me for hours. * stops singing. * Hours? Damn flowers aren't very interesting, and I thought you said I'd still be a guy. This is stupid.

HN: You are a guy. A girly guy.

DarkBlade: * stops making out with Kurama. * SING!

Yusuke: * singing again. * When I'm lonely in a world of my own, Deping new birds, lots of nice and friendly howdy doo birds. * about to deck Kuwabara from the teasing geatures he was making. * SHUT UP DODO!!! * starts singing again for fear DarkBlade would kill him. * Everyone would have a dozen blue birds. Within that world all my own I could listen to a babbling brook and hear a sound that I could understand. WAIT THIS IS WAY TOO GIRLY!!!!

HN: I am a Nymph, but Hikari Nymph so do it I'll kiss ya. If you don't I'll force you to watch Barnie, Tullitubbies, and show you Naked pictures of Toguro. And after you are blinded I shall hang you from your toes in my dungeon.

Yusuke: * starts singing again. * I keep waiting. It could be that way because my world could be a Wonderland. * tries to run. *

HN: We are so not done with you yet.

Hiei: I'm gonna to kill everyone. * comes out in a pink bunny costume. *

HN: *sighs. * Ayame!

Ayame: What? * Comes out in a very tight red and gold shirt, and leather pants. * Like my costume?

HN: I give you two jobs. Wardrobe for the play-

Hatori: There's your probelm. He has horrible judgement.

DarkBlade: * hits Hikari Nymph. * BUt apprently you have worse. *smiles real big as she sees Ayame. * Or not...

HN: And to be Tweedle Dee.

Ayame: Fine. I'll get him a new costume. * walks off. *

Hatori: Great. She's putting our costumes in the hands of a man who barely has the attention span to read a fasion Magazine.

Shigure: I don't know I liked Ayame's costume…

DarkBlade: * playing suspenceful music on an organ. *

HN: I had no clue you could play the organ.

DarkBlade: Neither did I.

Everyone except DarkBlade: * falls over. *

Hiei: * back in normal clothes. * Why can't I just were this.

HN: You're the WHITE RABBIT, NOT the scary, Goth, fire demon. Why would Yusuke want to follow you, Hiei?

Hiei: And Yusuke really wants to follow a white rabbit?

HN: His character does. His character is a girly guy.

Hiei: Fair enough.

* everyone hear a scream and rushes to it. And they find… *

Yusuke: * looking at a skirt. * I'm not wearing that.

Ayame: C' mon! You'd look pretty.

Yusuke: * hits him hard on the head. * I'm not wearing a skirt!

Yuki: At least it's not me this time.

Ayame: Baby brother. * hugs him. * Isn't it wonderful. We get to work together! It will be so much fun. You can see me act.

Yuki: * sacasticly. * Oh, joy.

Ayame: * Didn't realize he was being sacastic. * I know!

Yusuke: * trying to sneak away. *

Hiei: * grabs him. * Stay. If I have to endure it so do you.

Ayame: Oh, yeah! I fixed you a new costume. I'll go get it! Then you can modle it for us.

Hikari Nymph: What did Ayame get Hiei as a costume? Will the play ever start? Will we rake in any money? Can I ever afford to get a Narrator? Find out next time, on Yusuke In Wonderland!