Fruits Basket Fan Fiction ❯ another Furuba Talk Show ❯ The first show ( Chapter 1 )

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Disclaimer- I do not own Fruits Basket, even though I think it would be cool if I did. Dang, now I really wish I did... Hmm, oh, well. And please don't copy. I know this sounds like a lot of other talk shows but I didn't copy, either. Thanks!
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Host- Helllooo, everyone! I'm the guy who sita in the chair and gets to ask all of the obvious questions!

Aduience- Hahaha!

Host- Thank you, thank you. On this talk show edition we'll be having, the sweet, Tohru Honda, that loveable feline, Kyo Sohma, the great novelist, Shigure Sohma, the Prince Yuki Sohma himself, and his older brother, Ayame Shome!

*All walk on stage smiling and giving the occasional wave to the audience. Ayame and Shigure blowing kisses. They sit on an extra large couch.*

Yuki- Hello, um, host, oh, and sorry Haru couldn't be with us today, he had to work out some...things... with Akito and Rin.

Kyo- Yeah, but it's a good thing he's gone, it's a bit less annoying here without him.

Yuki- Shut up, Kyo, or else I'll have to kick your butt on national television. But, I think you get enough of that on set, as well as off.

Kyo- Bring it on, rat-boy, I'll beat you up right here, right now!

Host- Guys, guys. Let's settle down here, we're trying to make this a family show, not a fighting show.

Kyo- Tell that to him...

Yuki- Oh, shut up.

Host- Well then, on to our first question. Since this is a special edition of our talk show write in their questions. This one is for Shigure. Are you ready?

Shigure- Wait...wait... okay, I'm ready!

Host- Okay, Alex from California writes: Shigure, first, dogs are so cute! Especially you! I even have a stuffed dog named after you! Well, heres my question:What is it like being able to be a dog? Do you ever get fleas?

Shigure- Oh, thank you, Alex. I love being a dog. We are of course mans and womans best friend. *Says with grin*

Kyo- Yeah, right...*mumbles*

Shigure- And no, I do not have fleas. Just the occasional tick.

Host- Ew... Ahem- okay, next question is for Ayame. Are you ready?

Ayame- I was born ready!

Host- Okay, Emily from Okahoma writes: Ayame, okay first, I love you! Now, to my question: Who was your role modle growing up?

Ayame- A fantastic question, thank you Emily. Well, I'd have to say my role modle was our own Shigure and Hatori. *Looks affectionatly at Shigure*

Audience- Awwwww!!!

Shigure- Thank you, Aaya, you, too, were and are my role modle.

Ayame- Ah yes, and of course my little brother, Yuki. Where would I be without him?

Audience- Awwwww!!!

Host- Brotherly love, how adorable! Let's see... Tohru, you've been quiet today, let's see if we have something in here for you...

Tohru- Oh, it's okay. Really.

Host- No, no, theres gotta be somethin' here for you. Ah, yes, here we are. Are you ready?

Tohru- Um, I guess so...

Host- Okay, Jack from New York writes: Tohru, I would like to say, I think you are so freakin' hott!!! *Tohru blushes, and Kyo growls.* If you could turn into any animal, zodiac or not, which animal would it be?

Tohru- Hmm...I'm not sure...I supose a butterfly would be nice, since they're so beautiful.

Yuki- I think you're beautiful the way you are... *both blush, again, Kyo growls.*

Tohru- Oh, thank you, Yuki, but I'm not that pretty.

Kyo- Yes, you are. You know, you don't have to be so modest all the time. *again, both blush* -sorry for all of the blushing, it probably gets annoyin', I'll try to stop it.-

Tohru- Um, thank you, Kyo. *Yuki and Kyo glare at each other*

Shigure and Ayame- Aw, teen love...

Shigure- Shame they say it doesn't last...

Ayame- Except for ours, of course.

Shigure- Ah, right, my darling.

Host- Well, uh, as cute as this is, I think it's time for a commercial break.

Host- And, we're back! And after setteling these two, we are ready for more questions. I swear, you two * points to Kyo and Yuki* fight like a cat and a rat.

Kyo and Yuki- Ahem.

Audience- BOOO!!!

Guy in middle of audience- BOO YOU STINK!!

Host- Okay, my bad joke... Well, on our next question. This one is for Sally in Florida, and it's for Yuki. Are you ready?

Yuki- Unlike Kyo would be, I am.

Kyo- Damn rat!

Yuki- Please, stupid cat.

Host- Settle down, or I'll call security. Besides you don't want to fight in front of Tohru, do you?

Kyo- Guess not...

Yuki- Of course not. Kyo just faile to relize that he is stupid and vulgar.

Kyo- I'll wring your neck...

Host- Focus! Now, Yuki, I repeat, are you ready?

Yuki- Yep.

Host- Good, now, Sally writes: Yuki, you seem like a very nice person who everyone could trust with a secret. Since so many people can trust you, I want to know who you could confide in.

Yuki- Hmmm...that's difficult. I know I can trust Honda-san, and Haru. And, part of the time, Shigure.

Tohru- Thank you, Yuki, and I know I can trust you.

Shigure- Part of the time? Well, I guess that's better than none of the time... *a slightly depressed look slids across his face.*

Ayame- Don't worry, Gure-san, I know I can trust you, and you can trust me.

Shigure- Right, thank you, Aaya.

Host- Very interesting... Well, Kyo, I guess this means our last question is for you.

Kyo- Oh, great.

Host- Okay, this one is from Christy in Washington. Are you ready?

Kyo- No more than I was two seconds ago.

Host- Crabby, crabby... Here is Christys letter: Kyo, just to let you know, cats rock! They are so clever! If there was a year of the cat, I would so love to be born then!!! Well, what I wanted to know was, why do you always have to act tough? It's nothing bad, but it is okay to show love, and happiness once in a while...

Kyo- Ya hear that!? Cats are clever! That's more than you have to say for yourself, rat-boy!

Yuki- Oh, so vulger... *rolls eyes*

Kyo- Shut up!

Ayame- Yes, Lucky-Kyo, cats are indeed clever.

Kyo- Ug, get away from me, and don't call me that!

Shigure- *chuckling* Now, don't toy with him too much, Aaya. He may scratch you.

Kyo- I've had about enough of both of you! *rising from seat.*

Host- Sit, sit. If you don't mind, answer the question.

Kyo- Fine, -

Yuki- Oh, I can answer that for him. He's so emotionless because he's afraid of his feelings. Plus, I don't think he even knows what happiness or love is. He is, like I have said, a stupid and vulger cat.

Kyo- Alright, that's it! Right now, I'm gunna kick your ass, national telivisin or not!

Host- We do not want this to become Jerrry Springer, now. *disclaimer, I dont own Jerry Springer*

Kyo and Yuki- Shut up!

Host- Okay, I guess there is going to be another commercial break right now...

Shigure- Hmm... Aaya, you try to get Yuki, I'll try to get Kyo.

Ayame- Oh, I'd rather get Lucky-Kyo!

Shigure- Okay, but get ready for fireworks! *quickly rush over to the almost fighting Yuki and Kyo*

Ayame- Oh, Lucky- Kyo...

Kyo- Don't you dare get near me!

Shigure- Yuki, calm down. Do you remember what happened last time?

Yuki- This time I'm not going to back out.

Ayame- Come now, Lucky-Kyo, don't do this is front of so many people. Wait untill we get home... And think, your beloved Kougra is probably watching this, thinking of what a foll you're being.

Kyo- No way in hell am I gunna back out! *Ayame and Shigure look at each other and nod. They hurry over to Tohru who is actually quite frightened by this whole synario.*

Shigure- You must stop them! You are the only thing they have in common!

Ayame- Yes, if you don't they'll kill each other.

Tohru- Well, I'm not sure of what I can do. What if it doen't work?

Host- *overhearing* Well, whatever it is, you better do it fast, this looks like it could end in a blood bath! Plus, if you don't securitys gunna be out here and get all of you.

Tohru- Okay, I'll try...

Yuki- Honda-san, get out of the way while I teach this stupid cat a lesson.

Kyo- Yeah, Tohru, you should really move.

Tohru- Oh, please don't fight. I really don't want you to. If one of you gets hurt, I'll feel real bad.

Host- Umm...you guys gotta stop, securitys comin'!

Ayame- Oh, for goodness sake... Don't mind me interference. *He rushes over and pushes Tohru into Yuki forcing him into a rat* Hah!

Tohru- Oh, I'm sorry, I really am! I didn't mean to, I guess just out of instinced I tried to hold on to you, and, and...

Yuki- No, no. I should be apologizing. I should have at least waited untill we got home to get Kyo.

Kyo- Oh, well, this is more fun, now, when he comes back, he'll be naked! Hah!

Shigure- Not only him. *rushes over and pushes Tohru into Kyo, forcing him into a cat.* Now when you come back you'll be naked, too!

Kyo- When I do, you'll be sorry!

Tohru- I'm sorry! Again, out of instinced I held on to you. Can you forgive me?

Ayame and Shigure- No, Tohru, don't be sorry, it was our fault.

Kyo and Yuki- In that case I'll kill both of you! Ah, don't copy me!

Yuki- Please, why would I copy, you?

Kyo- You damn rat...

Host- Right, well... I guess this concludes our show even though Kyo never properly answered hiw question, it shall forever be a mystery... Also, I think we should get Kyo and Yuki to thier dressing romms befor they, hmm, "poof" back.-

Kyo and Yuki- Good idea, bye!

Kyo- Damnit! Don't do that!

Yuki- Oh, please... * they run ff stage, Yuki chasing Kyo.*

Tohru- Oh, I'll get your clothes! Good bye everyone, thanks for having us! *gathers clothes and hurries off stage where theres is a mini explosion and a little bit of smoke puffs on stage*

Shigure- Well, everyone, it's been great!

Ayame- Indeed. We shall come back some time!

Shigure- Come, Aaya, let's go see what everyone is up to.

Ayame- Right behind you, Gure-san, my beloved.

Shigure and Ayame- Good bye our adoring fans! Untill next time! *They wave to the audience and blow kisses. Then, arms around each others waists, skip/walk off stage*

Host- Well, I guess this proves anything can happen on this talk show. Good bye everyone, I can't wait for our next show!

Audience- YYYYYAAAAAYYYYY!!!! *Clapping and whistling.*

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