Fruits Basket Fan Fiction ❯ Aya's Night Job ❯ Aya's Night Job ( Chapter 1 )

Aya's Night Job

By, Jamie1317kast

 

Disclaimer: Furuba is copyrighted to Natsuki Tatsuya, not me.

 

AN~ don't ask, just an idea that popped into my head while I was Rping Fruits Basket. We thought that, if Ayame had a night job, this would be it.

 

Rated R for graphic language and other stuff…

 

Aya's Night Job:

 

*Ring*

 

*Click*

 

Vocal recording: Hello, you've reached Anime Gays Anonymous, or, AGA. Please select one of the following services have a nice day.

Press;

1~ For confession

2~ To complain

3~ To talk to someone who understands

4~ To have gay phone sex

5~ To send a message to your secret lover

6~ To get advice

7~ To request information

8~ To request dress sizes

9~ For more advice

0~ Just pick a number already!

 

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Shigure: Hmmm… one or four? That is a difficult decision. All right! Four it is then! *Beep*

 

Ayame: Hello, this is AGA's phone sex hotline. What's your pleasure? *SexXy voice*

 

Shigure: *pause* wait, I know that voice. Aya?

 

Ayame: oh! Gure-san, I was wondering when I'd hear from you.

 

Shigure: Aya, what are you doing working at AGA?

 

Ayame: It's my night job! *Smilie*

 

Shigure: …

 

Ayame: So, come out of the closet have you Gure-san?

 

Shigure: I was already out of the closet.

 

Ayame: oh, that's right. So, it's 3.50 for the first minute and just .60 for every minute after that.

 

Shigure: You're charging me?

 

Ayame: Yes, I know, terrible rates aren't they?

 

Shigure: But, Aya, we've been fuck-buddies for years!

 

Ayame: I know. Remember that time Hari walked in on us?

 

Shigure: Of course I do. How could I forget the look on his face?

 

Ayame: It was priceless, he was in shock for weeks.

 

Shigure: He still gives me weird looks.

 

Ayame: Well, Gure-san, let's do it again! You'll be free of charge!

 

Shigure: Oh, Aya, I knew I could count on you! *Sparkle, sparkle*

 

Ayame & Shigure: Yes! *Thumbs up*

 

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*Presses one*

 

Ayame: AGA's confession hotline. Please, confess your sin.

 

Kyo: It started awhile ago, I mean, I was all hating him at first you know? And then I just started wishing he'd notice me and all. I'd have dreams about him, and I'd start thinking, do these cargo pants make my ass look big? And I started jerking off imagining him and me going at it, right? It was crazy. I don't really understand, but I just kinda went with it, you know? So, like, he sees me staring at his ass and all, and then he freaks out. I mean, really freaks out, and he asked me what kind of sick bastard was I. I started thinking that he was gay too, but he never said anything, so I just went on looking at him. God, he's hot, his eyes are like deep pools of amethyst, and I can't get enough of him. This is where it gets weird, right? So, I was all, like, ready to take a shower and I stripped right? Well, he just walks in on me; not 'hey' or anything like that, just walks in on me naked. He kissed me, then pushed me down onto the floor. It was like my fantasies, only better. We had hot, raunchy sex, and then he jerked me off until I came in his mouth, it was great. So, whenever no one's around we sneak off and have a quick fuck. God, I just needed to tell someone that. *Click*

 

Ayame: . . .

 

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Ayame: AGA's confession hotline. Please, confess your sin.

 

Akito: What? What? Isn't this the fetish shop?

 

Ayame: Um, no… this is Anime Gay's anonymous confession hotline.

 

Akito: But I could swear this was the number for the fetish shop, or was I looking for the bondage company? Or maybe a book of the karma sutra positions? Or was it-

 

Ayame: *hangs up*

 

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Ayame: AGA's confession hotline. Please, confess your sin.

 

Hatori: Ayame? Please tell me that's not you.

 

Ayame: *stifles a snicker* No, it's.. Ha.. Not me. Ha ha ha!

 

Hatori: …yes it is.

 

Ayame: No it's not.

 

Hatori: Yes it is. You're Ayame Sohma.

 

Ayame: No I'm not. *Innocent face*

 

Hatori: Well, who are you then?

 

Ayame: I'm-Oh, right. You caught me.

 

Hatori:…

 

Ayame: So, tell me Hari; Are you out of the closet yet? *Snicker, snicker*

 

Hatori: *embarrassed silence*…

 

Ayame: Oh, come on! You can tell me at least, can't you Hari?

 

Hatori: I'm afraid that you and Shigure will jump me in an alley if I do.

 

Ayame: *evil grin* I won't tell a soul.

 

Hatori: I'm out of the closet. There, I said it. Are you happy now?

 

Ayame: *singsong voice* Not until you tell me who!

 

Hatori: …fine.

 

Ayame: Well, whom?

 

Hatori: … Gackt.

 

Ayame: Who?

 

Hatori: *embarrassed silence*

 

Ayame: You're gay with Gackt? NO WAY! Hari, you lucky bastard! I wish I were gay with Gackt-sama. *Dreamy sigh*

 

Hatori: *changing the subject* Who are you gay with besides Shigure?

 

Ayame: Yuki.

 

Hatori:…

 

Ayame: We fuck every night, isn't it grand?

 

Hatori:…

 

Ayame: In fact, I'm getting a blowjob from him right now. Beautiful, isn't it?

 

Hatori: *stunned silence*

 

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AN~ tell me what you think and/if I should do anymore! Just let me know R & R people!