Fruits Basket Fan Fiction ❯ Being Strange? ❯ Dear Diary... SQUEEEEEEEEEE! ( Chapter 1 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

A.N.:Hello mine fiction loving friends*french accent* Zis is, how you say, my
first fic ever... to actually be posted. So please be gentile! This co-authored with my
good friend Kinyue (Tiffany!) And I hope your face doesnt die... too much. OH!!! And
FYI a PSA is a Public Service Anouncement!

Chapter One: The Beginning




Dear Diary,
It's us. Kelsey and Tiffany. We're finally in Japan!!! Remember Mom and Dad are dead And
Jazzy (our aunt) finally got approved by child services to take care of Tiffany, so i took that
teaching job here in Japan. We're sending Tiff to the same place Im gunna teach at! Oh!
Tiffany's calling me. She wants to explore the area.
-Love ya, Kels!


*no p.o.v.*
Kelsey and Tiffany had been walking around for about an hour and were, of course, now lost.
Kelsey was going to teach at a local high-school while the regular teacher took maternity
leave.She would teach French and English (Kelsey was 19 going on 20) Tiffany(15) would
attend that high school.

"Hey were are we?"Tiffany asked. "I don't know, Tiffany." Kelsey said.They kept
walking until they saw a dojo up the path a little ways. They decided to ask for directions.
As they walked up to the door a boy came flying through the rice paper wall and landed in
Tiffany's arms. With a poof of smoke Tiffany was being squished by an ox. A small blond boy
came running out after "Haru-kun are you ok?!" the little boy yelled. He stopped in his
tracks at the sight of kelsey trying to pull haru off of Tiffany."HELP!!!" yelled Kelsey
not having enough time to take the full situation in.The boy snapped back into action and
whistled sharply. Haru slowly walked off of Tiffany, who jumped up. With a second poof of
smoke a naked haru stood in place of the ox. After which Kelsey and Tiffany started to
freek out/have a meltdown/gush/melt. Kelsey and Tiffany were VERY x 20, BIG Fruits Basket
fans.
About 5mins. later they had calmed and were now physically restraining each other
from glomping Haru and Momiji(the lil' blond). Momiji aand Haru were, of course, now
staring at the two like they had turned into vogons.
"Um... Who are you guys?" asked momiji."OH! I'm Kelsey and this is Tiffany!"She smiled
brightly. Tiffany waved. "Well now that you know our secret we're gunna have to tale you
to Hatori-kun."said Haru darkly. Kelsey and Tiffany looked at each other, that was more emo
than sasuke. "Hell no!!!!" Kelsey shouted vehemently " No fucking way is Hatori-kun getting
mine or my cousins memories!!Besides...it wouldn't work any way! We knew about you before
we met you... though not that you were real." Haru sighed while momiji grinned. "fine, but
you still need to see Hatori-kun so he can get you an appointment with Akito-sama."

Kelsey went to say okay as Kyo stormed through the hole in the wall. "HEY YOU
STUPID ASS COW!!! WHAT THE HELL IS TAKING YOU SO LONG TO COME BACK?!!?!?"he stopped when
he saw us."Why are there two girls here?" he turned to Haru" AND WHY THE FUCK
ARE YOU NAKED!?!?!?!" Haru then proceeded to fight Kyo.Meanwhile Momiji was standing
next to the now maroon girls."They're gunna keep fighting even though Haru's naked huh."
said Kelsey. Momiji grinned evily and nodded. "thats gonna be ab interesting turnout ."
stated Tiffany. "mmmhmm."said Momiji."you guys wanna play poker?" asked kelsey."yah"
said Momiji, Tiffany nodded.

So for about the next 20 minutes they played poker and of course bonded
and became friends. (A.N.:My hand hurts so no dialouge for those 20 minutes!!!)
Once Kyo and Haru had knocked each other out Kelsey and Momiji created and hatched an
evil lil' plan.Tiffany sighed at the sight of the two boys in the dojo as Kelsey and
Momiji laughed their asses off.







(A.N.: thank you for reading this far. If you dont like it please dont reveiw OR
please give constructive criticism. Reviews are VERY welcome!!!!Sorry for the
short first chapter!!)