Fruits Basket Fan Fiction ❯ Cooking Up Sex Gods AKA When Cats Are In Heat ❯ Cooking Up Sex Gods AKA When Cats Are In Heat ( One-Shot )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

Title: Cooking Up Sex Gods AKA When Cats Are In Heat
Author: Rowan Crow (CrowShinigami@yahoo.com, Crow@kiribana.org, cr0w@hatsuharu.net)
Category: Yaoi
Rating: This is NOT for kids! This mildly describes FOUR BOYS screwin'.
Pairings: Lemme see... YukiXKyouXHaruXMomiji, mentions ShigureXKyou, mentions HaruXMomiji, mentions HaruXKyou
Warnings: This started out as a random thing I posted on an ML one day, I think we all remember my "Cooking Up Sex Gods" TV show I did, if you don't it's at the bottom of the fic ^.~. This has Momiji, Yuki, Kyou, and Haru covered in chocolate and flour, cooking, and Kyou is in heat, what more can I say?
Spoilers: None.
Disclaimer: Sadly, I don't own them, or they would have been boinkin' from the start of the show. Don't sue me, I'm poor.
Notes: 1) Truth, a game mentioned in the fic, is a drinking game where you sit around and each player takes turns telling something they've done, if you've done it you take a shot. If you are caught lying, then you take three shots. Ok, I go to write one fic, and I get side tracked and start ANOTHER fic! ::growls:: I am SO pissed at myself! But, since I'm talkin' about it...
-------
"ABSOLUTELY NOT! HELL NO! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!" Kyou glared at Shigure, Tohru, Arisa, and Saki. The four looked at Kyou as he then turned and glared at his lifetime enemy, Souma Yuki. Yuki simply gave Kyou a nonchalant, i-hate-you-and-if-you-don't-agree-I'll-kick-your-ass-again smirk. Kyou knew this look well and decided to be a good boy and finally give into the begging of the elder man and his peers. He hung his head in defeat as he pouted. He mumbled something, but the other five couldn't hear what he had said. Shigure lifted a hand to his ear and grinned.

"Ne, ne? What was that Koneko-chan? Did you say something?" Kyou glared at Shigure when the man called him by the name Haru used to taunt him when he was Black Haru. Shigure knew the boy was dancing on the fine line of rage and homicide, though no one knew which way he'd fall.

"I'LL FUCKING TEACH HIM HOW TO COOK!" Kyou glared at Yuki, then stomped up stairs. Yuki grinned, he had plans for the next day, and he knew two people who would want in on the fun. The "Prince" looked to Saki and Arisa with a pleasant, almost royal, smile.

"Are Uo-chan and Hana-chan staying tonight?" Arisa and Saki both nodded. Yuki smiled pleasantly and left the girls and Shigure to go upstairs and call Haru from the extension he had in his room.
-------
Later the next day....

The cooking lesson went horribly wrong! Momiji was covered in chocolate sauce. It was splattered on his face and neck, while flour was on his clothes. Yuki was just as messy, but Kyou and Haru were the ones who had suffered the most. They had been trying to prevent fires and such, and the clumsy Yuki and genki Momiji had spilled the cooking ingredients everywhere. Kyou was leaning against Haru, trying to recuperate from the cooking lesson. Haru smirked as he looked at the neko.

"Tired, Koneko-chan?" Haru began fondling the back of Kyou's neck, smirking even more at the soft mewing that came from his elder cousin. Haru knew that Kyou's neck was his hot spot, and he also knew that Kyou lusted after him, Yuki, and Momiji. How did he come to know all this? Well, Haru and Kyou both happened to be into kinky sex, and Kyou had admitted this during a game of Truth that he had played with Haru, which ended in Haru and Kyou being beyond intoxicated and going at it all night like horny rabbits.

By this time, Momiji and Yuki weren't paying attention to Kyou and Haru, but were trying to get all of the chocolate out of their hair. Kyou took the opportunity to reach around behind him and cup Haru's stiffening cock. Kyou rubbed his backside against Haru as the ushi replaced his hand for his mouth against Kyou's neck. Kyou's eyes were filled with lust when Yuki and Momiji turned to Kyou and Haru. Haru removed his mouth from Kyou's neck and let his chin rest on Kyou's shoulder. His arms snaked around Kyou, one hand slithered up Kyou's shirt to play with the cat's stomach. His other hand groped Kyou's trapped arousal. Haru smiled as Yuki and Momiji gawked at him. Kyou brought his arms up around Haru's neck, then pressed his back against Haru harder.

"Isn't my kitten sexy when he's not, horny, and ready to be fucked?" Haru smiled as he licked Kyou's cheek. Yuki found himself lusting after the orange haired youth that was panting, rubbing himself against Haru, and begging to be fucked. Yuki was in such a stupor, he didn't notice Momiji walking to the wonderful sight before him. Momiji unknowingly licked at his chocolate stained lips as he stood before Kyou and Haru.

"Haru, let me go." Kyou let his hands drop to his sides, looking the younger, shorter teen in the eyes. Haru hesitated, thinking of what Kyou had just said. He then smirked, making Kyou impatient when he didn't release him.

"Koneko-chan is in heat, isn't he? He can't control his sexual desires." Haru felt Kyou's blush rising from his already heated skin. He finally let Kyou go and watched as Kyou walked to the counter. He knocked all the extra ingredients to the floor and picked Momiji up. He sat the boy on the counter and looked him dead in the eyes. He sniffed the boy, then smirked.

"At least I can control myself when I'm not in heat, Haru. I can't believe you..." Kyou trailed off as he pressed a kiss to Momiji's baby soft, pink lips. Momiji began suckling on Kyou's bottom lip, then opened his mouth when he felt Kyou's questing tongue lap at his upper lip. Momiji's tongue rolled out of his mouth to dance with Kyou's in an exotic dance that sought no victor. Kyou almost laughed during the kiss, he distinctly tasted Haru in Momiji's mouth. He pulled back and quickly licked his lips and turned to Haru.

"A seasoned pro. Haru, of you needed a good lay, you should have called me."

"But, Momiji doesn't scream as loud."

"I thought you liked it when I screamed your name. Doesn't it let you know that I enjoy having you inside of me?" Haru quickly closed the distance between him and Kyou, then pressed a rough kiss to Kyou's lips. Yuki was still watching, wishing that he had the courage Haru did to take their quick tempered cousin in the most intimate of ways. He was about to leave the room, to leave the three to themselves, when he finally realized that Kyou was looking at him.

"Come here, Yuki." Yuki blinked, then complied with his cousin's demand. As he neared Kyou, his heart began to race. This had been the one thing he'd been wanting since Kyou had returned from his training. Kyou smirked, giving Yuki a look that one could only describe as pure sex.

"Kyou..."

"I can't decide which of you I want more.... so I'll take all three of you..." Kyou pulled himself up on the counter beside Momiji and pulled Yuki to him. He spread his legs to Yuki was standing between them, then wrapped his legs around Yuki's waist. He put his arms around Yuki's neck and lifted himself off the counter. Yuki stepped back as he wrapped his arms around Kyou's waist. Kyou leaned his head down and kissed Yuki, pushing his arousal against Yuki.
-------
Tohru smiled as she stood from her bed and walked towards the door of her room, explaining that she was worried that the guys had killed each other because it had suddenly gotten quiet downstairs.
-------
Shigure gripped his raging hard on tighter and began to pump himself. His acute hearing could hear the boys near by in the kitchen, exploring the horny cat. Kyou was like a banquet for the boys, and Shigure wished he could have joined in on their fun. However, he knew that Haru, Yuki, and even Momiji would kill him if he tried to get in on their fun. He smirked, he'd get Kyou later any way. Kyou always sought out the dog at night when he was in heat, mainly because the dog was in heat at the same time.
-------
Momiji swirled his tongue around Kyou's hard cock as he licked and sucked at it as if it were one of the lollipops he could normally be seen with. Kyou would have moaned if his mouth hadn't have been full of Haru. The cat was pumping himself up and down on Yuki's arousal, throwing the mouse into a world of pure bliss. The door suddenly opened and a shrill scream tore through the house.
-------
Dinner was quiet and uncomfortable. Arisa was on the verge of tears from laughing while Saki was absorbed in Shigure's latest book. Tohru was bright red, two pieces of tissue hanging from both nostrils from where she had gotten a nosebleed at the sight of the four having sex in the kitchen. Kyou and Yuki were very comfortable, however, because Kyou was sitting in Yuki's lap, being fed by the nezumi. Yuki would put a piece of food in his mouth, then Kyou would turn his head back and they would share the food till their lips met in a kiss. Haru and Momiji were flirting like mad, while Shigure watched his kitten. So, what did you miss
-------
As Tohru screamed, Momiji lifted his head from Kyou's lap and scrambled backwards till he was a few feet from Kyou. Haru pulled himself from Kyou's mouth, suddenly pulled out of Black Haru mode. Yuki, however, kept his grip tight on Kyou's hips as Kyou continued to lifted himself up and push himself back down on Yuki. Yuki reached around into Kyou's lap with one of his hands and began stroking the boy.

Blood began leaking from Tohru's nose as Haru fixed his pants and Momiji wiped his mouth off. Kyou suddenly came in Yuki's hand, clenching all of his muscles. As Kyou clenched against Yuki, the pressure added to the sensations Yuki was feeling, causing the nezumi to come deep inside of Kyou. Arisa and Saki came running into the kitchen just in time for the two boys' climaxes and stood with wide eyes. They barely caught Tohru when she passed out.
-------
"G-g-gomen... I didn't mean to walk in...." Tohru squeezed her eyes shut. Kyou suddenly looked to Tohru and smiled as he shook his head no.

"Don't worry Tohru-kun, just think of it as getting a lesson in cooking up sex gods."
---------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------
How did ya like it? Love it? Hate it? Squiddlyspoodge? ^.^ lol, Read and respond please!

The original Cooking Up Sex Gods:

Crow: ::pops up in a chef's apron and one of those dorky t.v chef hats:: Today on, cooking up your own sex god, we shall be cooking ourselves... HATSUHARU! ^.^ Your Hatsuharu should be normally dazed, sexy, and able to turn violent and crazy at any given moment! All you need to cook up this wonderful sex god is six cups of sweet, ten cups of sexy, and just a dash of danger! Mix in a bowl of Yuki, and heat using your handy dandy Kyou. Let sit for two minutes while you show it pictures of Momiji, Kyou, and Yuki in bed together.

If you have followed all of these procedures correctly, you should have yourself a very horny, hot, sexy, irresistible Hatsuharu! But, I must warn you, he comes equipped with incredible stamina! Make sure you keep plenty of Furuba boys around for him to have his way with, or else he'll be humping your leg all night! Not that you all would mind ^.~