Fruits Basket Fan Fiction ❯ Famous Last Words ❯ The Dreaded Hebi ( Chapter 3 )

Kon'nichi wa minna-san, this is Deadly Whispers again! ^^ Well, here's the next chapter, I hope you like, oh and sorry it took a while to get it up, I was going to put it up last weekend, but I when to my grandparent's house. ^___^;; Anyhow, here's the chappy!

Disclaimer:

DW: And now it's: "Pick the Disclaimer Time!" *takes out hat* Now I shall take out a random piece of paper and whoever's name I pick out will do the disclaimer! ^^ *takes out random piece of paper (and I really did because I didn't know who I wanted to do it! ^___^;;) * Huh, it's Yuki. ^___^;; He's my Fruits Basket RPG character. And I really did pick a piece of paper out of a hat. ^___^;;

Yuki: Deadly Whispers and Kitsune's Rose own a notebook (Deadly Whispers: We mostly wrote this in my notebook) obviously, otherwise there would be no chapter, perhaps it would be better for us Fruits Basket characters if there weren't a notebook at the time of those two being high offa sugar in the middle of the night. -.-;;

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Kyo: Then go help her!

Yuki: Why, you're capable of doing it on your own. (As strange as that may be.)

Kyo: NO I'M NOT!

Yuki: This is easier than I thought.

Kyo: What?!?!

Yuki: Reverse psychology, baka neko!

Kyo: Oh; okay, but go talk to Tohru!

Yuki: No.

Kyo: Why not?!

Yuki: Because my plane's leaving in fifteen minuets!

Kyo: WTF?!

Yuki: Internet.

Kyo: Oh… Look, will you do it for Tohru's sake… please?!

Yuki: Beg.

Kyo: NO!

Yuki: Alright, bye then. *beguines to walk away*

Kyo: No wait… fine! *gets down on knees* Please, please at least help me comfort Tohru!

Yuki: Ah, satisfaction. Fine, I'll help.

Kyo: *growls* I Hate you!

Yuki: And I hate you too.

Kyo: Okay, not that we've established that…

At School:

Tohru: *crying* I… I thought he'd be… be back by now.

Hana: Who?

Tohru: A friend.

Uo: Is he the one who made you cry?!

Yuki and Kyo: *walks in the school* *sees all the girls surrounding Tohru*

Kyo: There is NO way I'm going in there!

Yuki: Why, are you scared?

Kyo: No, it's just too crowded and we might get bumped into.

Yuki: *shrugs* Oh well. *pushes Kyo in*

Kyo: OW! Great, now what, genius?!

Yuki: We walk, shouldn't it be obvious?

Kyo: Shut up! You know I hate you, ne?

Yuki: Yes, and I hate you too. Remember to smile when we get near Honda-san.

Kyo: *forces grin* Is this good enough?

Yuki: Bigger.

Kyo: No!

Yuki: Honda-san wont believe you.

Kyo: Well she can kiss my… *gets glare from Yuki* *forces bigger grin* Is this good enough?!

Yuki: Okay, that's good.

Both: *walks over to Tohru* ^_________________________________________^

Tohru: *stops crying* *eye twitches* Uhh… hi?

Kyo: *still grinning* Hi Tohru.

Tohru: Kyo-kun… are you… smiling?

Kyo: *points to Yuki* He made me!

Yuki: *whispers* Shut up! She doesn't know that and it's better that way!

Kyo: Haha, just kidding, Tohru. Oh course I'm smiling!

Tohru: *thinks* That's… different…

Kyo: So can you get rid of the girls in this room because we want to talk to you alone about Yuki's behavior.

Yuki: You do know that she's a girl too, ne?

Kyo: You know what I mean!

Tohru: I don't think I can get rid of them, there are to many.

Kyo: Fine, I will, okay everyone over here!

Everyone: *looks at Kyo*

Kyo: Everybody better get the hell out or I WILL make you get out!

Everyone: *stays put*

Kyo: One of the teachers wants you outside!

Everyone: *stays put*

Kyo: Fine, some psychopathic alien is going to come and suck out your brains if you don't leave!

All Except Tohru, Yuki and Kyo: *runs out screaming*

Kyo: Stupid broads.

Yuki: -.-;; How… imaginative…

Kyo: Thank you.

Tohru: So what did you want to talk to me about?

Kyo: Yuki, apologize.

Yuki: *death glares at Kyo* *looks back at Tohru… without the glaring part* (a/n: Sappy alert!) Honda-san, I'm sorry if I've made you upset in any way, that was never my intention, but this baka neko got me very angry.

Kyo: *smiles sadistically* Hah, good boy.

Yuki: *thinks* Good thing Honda-san said that she would make leeks tonight. ^^

Kyo: I've decided that I feel like treating everyone out to a fancy restaurant, hope you don't mind, Tohru.

Yuki: Do you have money or did you "borrow" more from Akito?

Kyo: I have money… (On Akito's tab.)

Yuki: You're trying to get yourself killed, aren't you?

Kyo: No, I'm trying to get yourself killed.

Yuki: Don't make me get the catnipp.

Kyo: Don't make me get the ratnipp.

Yuki: Think Kyo, do you really want to go through that again?

Kyo: No, but you don't either.

Yuki: Shigure might though.

Kyo: So Tohru, can we go?

Tohru: But school's just about to start.

Kyo: Fine, can we go later?

Tohru: I suppose we'll need to because we've got to eat some time.

Kyo: Cool… so lets see, we'll need a table for five.

Yuki: Who's the last person?

Kyo: *snickers* Someone you know well, Yuki.

Yuki: …?

Kyo: *coughAyamecough*

Yuki: *death glare* I hate you.

Kyo: I thought it would be nice for him to come, we haven't seen him in a while.

Tohru: You're a fucking nut-case.

Both: O.O;;

Tohru: Kidding! Just kidding!

Kyo: O-kay… Tohru, are you feeling alright?

Teacher: Sohma, Kyo come with me.

Kyo: What the hell, why should I?!

Teacher: *grabs Kyo by the ear* Come with me. *starts dragging Kyo away*

Tohru and Yuki: ^___^;;

Kyo: Hey, what the hell did I do you son of a female dog?!

Teacher: What did you say?!

Yuki: That's it, pull yourself in deeper.

Kyo: Okay, let me put this in comprehensible terms, I (that means me) . Said: What. The. Hell. Did. I. Do. You. Son. Of. A. Bitch (That means you) And you have no right to drag me, I'll sue your ass, bitch!

Teacher: That's it, two weeks detention!

Kyo: Fuck you, bitch… oh wait, you couldn't get laid if you wanted to!

Teacher: That's twelve more weeks detention!

Kyo: Go screw yourself cause that's all you're gonna get!

Teacher: That's it, no more bathroom privileges! (a/n: I do that to my Sims all the time! BUWAHAHAHAH- *cough cough* *gasp*)

Kyo: Fine, I'll just use the shitty flowers out back!

Yuki: That's it, pull yourself in so deep that you suffocate- BUWAHAHAH-

Tohru: Did you say something, Sohma-kun?

Yuki: Oh nothing, nothing at all. ^^

Kyo: Let me go, bitch!

Teacher: NEVER!!!!

Kyo: Fuck you!

Teacher: BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Kyo: What the fuck, are you on crack or somethin'?!

Teacher, Tohru and Yuki: BUWAHAHAHAHAAAH!!!!

Kyo: … Heelllpppp….

Teacher: I'm going to call your parent/guardian and you're suspended for five days!

Kyo: Fine, bitch!

Later at the Sohma Household:

Kyo: It wasn't my fault they wouldn't leave!

Yuki: Yes it was, you left Honda-san in a room with so many people!

Kyo: Well maybe if you hadn't have left me and Tohru alone I wouldn't have to chase after you!

Yuki: Well maybe if you had been nicer to Honda-san it wouldn't have happened!

Kyo: Yeah, well if that school wasn't filled with broads!

Shigure: Oh, Kyo?

Kyo: What?

Shigure: There's someone here to see you.

Kyo: Who?

Shigure: Akito.

Kyo: Aw shit!

Yuki: *laughing ass off*

Tohru: *all sympathetic-like*

Kyo: Shut the hell up!

Yuki: *still laughing ass off*

Tohru: *still all sympathetic like*

Kyo: Fine, you know what, dinners off!

Yuki: Fine with me.

Kyo: Fine, but Ayame's still coming. *doorbell rings* Actually, that should be him now. I must be off. *jumps out window*

Shigure: *goes to open door*

Yuki: *evil purple aura appears in background* Take one more step and I wont hesitate to kill you, Shigure.

Tohru: I'll get it! *opens door*

Ayame: Yuki, my dearest little brother, how have you been?!

Yuki: *death glares at Ayame*

Ayame: Oh Yuki, what are you wearing, it looks atrocious!

Yuki: It's the school uniform.

Ayame: Then whoever picked the uniform must be colorblind!

Yuki: *gives Ayame another death glare* *thinks* No matter how much I glare, he wont leave! Must. Glare. Harder!

Ayame: I should talk to the principal and convince her to let me do the uniforms, it would be so much fun!! ^___^

Yuki: But then everybody would be wearing a girl's uniform!

Ayame: So?

Yuki: Not everyone's a cross dresser you know!

Ayame: So I heard we were going to dinner, so where's Kyo and this must be Tohru Honda, is she your girlfriend?

Yuki: What?! *blush blush* No! She's just a female friend!

Ayame: So she's Kyo's girl, ne?

Yuki: Over my dead body!

Tohru: *blush blush*

Ayame: So she's Shigure's girl?

Yuki: … I really hope not…

Tohru: *blush blush*

Ayame: So do you like her though?

Yuki: You're going to make this very uncomfortable for us all, aren't you?

Ayame: Now why would I do that?! ^^

Yuki: Excuse me while I go kill myself. *walks out*

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Famous Last Words: Fuck you, bitch… oh wait, you couldn't get laid if you wanted to! (a/n: You'll see why in later chapters)

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DW: There you go, the next chapter's on the way! ^^ I'll try and get it up before the next apocalypse in 2012!

Yuki: Huh?

DW: Well apparently either a worm hole's gonna open and a dude's gonna come out and enlighten us all or the next ice age's gonna start in 2012.

Yuki: Why would that happen?

DW: Well, it's because of the Mayan (Which I have no clue how to spell) calendar, in 2012 the calendar just ends.

Yuki: Ooooooooh… that's stupid.

DW: I agree.

Yuki: May I go now?

DW: ^___^;; Must you ruin all of my fun?

Yuki: … Yes.