Fruits Basket Fan Fiction ❯ Feeling This ❯ breathe you stupid cat! : O ( Chapter 29 )
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Chapter 29
Hi! Well, it'll all make sense once u read this ch.
“S-Sonora… what are you doing?” asked Tohru politely. Sonora and Ayame were opening one of the large rolling book bags to reveal an assortment of bottles and ribbons and small boxes.
“Well Tohru, you'll need to take a bath, and… do you shave your legs?” asked Sonora worriedly. Tohru nodded and stepped forward to reveal creamy, smooth legs.
“Good… I thought I was going to have to wax your legs…” Sonora sighed and handed Tohru an armful of bottles and creams.
“Wh-what are these for?” asked Tohru nervously.
“Just go ahead to the bath, I'll get the robe.” Sonora rushed Tohru ahead while she herself grabbed a long red silk robe and a few towels. She stepped through the door after Tohru and closed it with her foot.
“Right! Now, undress.” Tohru blushed as she watched Sonora place the things on the floor.
“E-excuse me?” She asked shyly.
“Undress… here, let me help!” Sonora nimbly unbuttoned Tohru's shirt and slipped it off of her. Tohru followed suite and began to remove her skirt. Sonora unclasped her bra and let it fall to the floor. She waited while Tohru removed her panties then pointed to the bath. Tohru quickly stepped in. she noticed Sonora was filling the bath with very warm and almost hot water.
“It'll make your skin easier to deal with.” Tohru nodded and shut her eyes as Sonora started pouring nice smelling liquids over her. They washed over her bringing shivers. And compared to the water Tohru sat in, they were ice cold. Sonora then began scrubbing Tohru's hair pulling out all the tangles swiftly with her fingers. She reached for a ribbon and tied Tohru's hair in a neat bun.
“Get out.” She said. Tohru nodded and got out quickly, almost slipping on a towel on the floor. Sonora got a towel and told Tohru to dry. Obediently, Tohru proceeded.
“Right now follow me.” Said Sonora handing Tohru the silk robe.
Meanwhile…
Ayame began digging through the bag trying to find a shampoo that didn't smell to flowery; Kyo was glaring at Yuki who was glaring at Ayame.
“Ah! I've found it! Now, to the bath!” ordered Ayame cheerfully.
“WHAT?!” both of the boys screamed in unison.
“Oh come now, we're all boys here, there's no need to be shy.” Tisked Ayame. The boys glared at him but gradually began walking into the bath.
“Now… undress!” he clapped his hands together and beamed at the boys. They glared at him degradedly. “What…? Boys?”
“You sicko! Yuki I never knew your brother was so sick!”
“Don't look at me! I never knew he was like this either. I always had my doubts, I mean the way he acts with Shigure is just not normal but this… this is beyond abnormal…”
Ayame sweat dropped.
“Um… boys you don't understand… all I'm asking you to do is take a bath.”
“TOGETHER?!”
“Well… we don't have much time…”
“NO WAY IN HELL!” yelled Kyo.
“I agree with the stupid cat, hell would have to freeze over first.” Nodded Yuki.
“Oh, well…” Ayame turned and…
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!” he tripped them over and tied their feet and hands. He then proceeded with taking off their cloths while they screamed and closed their eyes tight. He then picked Kyo up bridal style and threw him in the warm water in the bath, the water slashed everywhere causing hi to slip and fall on Yuki…
“GERROFFME!” mumbled Yuki with Ayame's foot very near his mouth.
“HELP! I CAN'T BREATH! THE… water…” Kyo was now drowning as the water rose over his head.
“KYO! I'LL SAVE YOU!” Ayame lunged himself into the water and lifted Kyo up.
“OH NO! HE'S NOT BREATHING!”
“BREATHE YOU STUPID CAT BREATH!” yelled Yuki-kicking Kyo in the side. Ayame held Kyo's nose and leaned in.
“I'll have to give him mouth to mouth…” he closed his eyes, his breath now on Kyo's face, closer and closer…
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU WEIRDO GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME!” Kyo sat upright and started kicking Ayame.
“I'm sorry, I thought you were dead!”
“And that makes it alright to try and fuck me huh?!”
“I wasn't trying to have sex with you, I was merely trying to breathe air into you.” explained Ayame. Yuki winced.
“THAT'S NOT ANY BETTER DAMMIT!” screamed Kyo.
“What he was trying to say was that he thought you weren't breathing so he tried to save you by performing CPR.” Explained Yuki calmly with his eyes closed.
“Save me? SAVE ME?! HE WAS THE ONE WHO THREW ME IN THERE TO DROWN!” Kyo huffed.
“Yes about that… I'm terribly sorry… perhaps I should untie you…?”
“PERHAPS?!”
“On second thought…” Ayame observed Kyo. He was clearly pissed off and he did not really want to get beat up at the moment. So, he carried Kyo and placed him in the shower gently, with his head above the water. He then picked Yuki up, ignoring their screaming and threw him on Kyo.
“GETHIMOFFOFME!” Yelled Kyo while Yuki struggled to move from his current…very umcomterable position.
“Right.” Sighed Ayame and began pouring the strange liquids over the two boys. He then scrubbed their hair, and took them out. Then he untied the and told them to dry off., but not before scurrying out the door.