Fruits Basket Fan Fiction ❯ Fruit's Basket Gone Left ❯ Chapter 1

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A/N: Ok so my best friend Cat Feet, wanted me to twist Irreplaceable by Beyonce so here’s what I came up with!

Tohru comes home from work to find Kyo and Yuki fooling around on the couch without her

even after everyone had agreed that they would always do that together. Tohru goes postal and

this is what happens!


To the left
To the right
Mmmm To the right
To the left

Mmmm to the left and right
Everything ya’ll own in boxes to the left and right
In the closet, thats my stuff
Yes, if I earned it, baby please don't touch (don't touch)
And keep talking that mess, that’s fine
Could ya’ll walk and talk, at the same time?
And its my name that’s on that jag
So go move ya’ll’s bags, let me call ya’ll a cab
Standing in the front yard, telling me
How I'm such a fool, talking 'bout
How I'll never ever find men like you
Ya’ll got me twisted
Ya’ll must not know 'bout me
Ya’ll must not know 'bout me

I could have ya’ll replaced in a minute
Matter fact, they'll be here in a minute (yeah)
Ya’ll must not know 'bout me
Ya’ll must not know 'bout me

I can have ya’ll replaced by tomorrow
So don't ya’ll ever for a second get to thinkin'
Ya'll are irreplaceable
So go ahead and get gone
Snuggle up together in your own home
Oops I bet ya’ll thought, that I didn't know
What did you think
I was putting ya’ll out for?
Because ya’ll was untrue
Rolling around in the car that I bought without me
Babies, drop them keys
Hurry up, before ya’ll taxi leaves

Standing in the front yard, telling me
How I'm such a fool, talking 'bout
How I'll never ever find men like youYa’ll got me twisted
Ya’ll must not know 'bout me
Ya’ll must not know 'bout me

I could have ya’ll replaced in a minute
Matter fact, they'll be here in a minute (yeah)
Ya’ll must not know 'bout me
Ya’ll must not know 'bout me

I can have ya’ll replaced by tomorrow
So don't ya’ll ever for a second get to thinkin'
Ya’ll are irreplaceable


As the cab pulls up and Kyo and Yuki grab their bags another car pulls up and Shigure and

Hatori step out going to Tohru. They all hug and kiss before they turn to watch a shocked Kyo

and Yuki get into their cab.
So since I'm not ya’ll’s everything
How about I'll be nothing? nothing at all to ya’ll (nothing, nothing)
Babies I won't shed a tear for ya’ll (I won't shed a tear for ya’ll)
I won't lose a wink of sleep (a wink of sleep)
Cause the truth of the matter is (truth is)
Replacing ya’ll is so easy
To the left, to the right
To the left, to the right
Mmmmm
To the left, to the right
Everything ya’ll own in boxes to the left and rightTo the left, to the right
Don't you ever for a second get to thinking
Ya'll are irreplaceable
Ya’ll must not know 'bout me
Ya’ll must not know 'bout me

I could have ya’ll replaced in a minute
Matter fact, they'll be here in a minute (yeah)

Ya’ll must not know 'bout me
Ya’ll must not know 'bout me

I can have ya’ll replaced by tomorrow
So don't ya’ll ever for a second get to thinkin' (yeah! hey yea)


Ya’ll must not know 'bout me
Ya’ll must not know 'bout me

I could have ya’ll replaced in a minute
Matter fact, they'll be here in a minute (yeah)
Ya’ll can pack all ya’ll’s bags we're finished
Cause ya’ll made ya’ll’s bed now lay in it
I could have ya’ll replaced by tomorrow
Don't ya’ll ever for a second get to thinkin'
Ya'll are irreplaceable


Kyo and Yuki pile into the cab dumbfounded as Tohru, Shigure, and Hatori stand in front of

Tohru’s house hugging and waving them off.



A/N: Hope everyone liked it, hope it was hilarious! Please review cause I want to know if it was funny to you!