Fruits Basket Fan Fiction ❯ Fruits Basket - Cutting room floor ❯ Fruits Basket - Cutting room floor ( Chapter 1 )

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Fruits Basket (Cutting room floor) - Outtakes and the scenes that just didn't make it into the dvd's or manga!

(The Sohma main house - Akito's quarters)

Akito is lounging in his room, sighing deeply and staring out the window. Hatori comes to the door to check on him.

Akito: *sighs*
Hatori: *rolls eyes* What's wrong?
Akito: I have something to tell you, Hatori.
Hatori: Well? What is it?
Akito: I'm not actually sick - I just want some attention! *starts crying loudly and dramatically*
Hatori: Awww, come here you! *gives him a big hug*

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(Shigure's house - On Shigure's return from the parent/teacher meeting)

Shigure: *looking at himself in the mirror wearing Hatori's suit* Hmmm... *puts on his reading glasses and looks in the mirror again* Yesss... *slicks back his hair with some water and checks his reflection once more* That's it!
Yuki: *peering in through the door* What... the... hell...?
Shigure: *grinning at his reflection* Maybe I should become a doctor!

(Sohma main house - Hatori's study)

Hatori: *sitting down behind his desk* *shudders*
Momiji: What's wrong Ha'ri?
Hatori: I think I just felt someone walk over my grave...

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(Shigure's house - Yuki's room)

Yuki: *looks in the mirror* *sighs*
Hatsuharu: *nods sagely in the background* It's ok Yuki - you're still way prettier than Tohru...
Yuki: *smiles* I just need to hear it sometimes!

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(Shigure's house - while Ritsu is visiting)

Ritsu: *Psychotic look on his face* I'm sorry! I'm so sorry! I'm sorry I barged in like this without an invitation and ruined all your plans for the day! I'm sorry I wanted to meet Miss Honda so badly! I'm so sorreeeeeeeee! *looks around and sees everyone looking non-plussed*
Kyo: *mutters* Stupid monkey...
Ritsu: *folds arms, looking fed up* Fine then! I'm not sorry, and you can all go to hell!
Kyo, Yuki, Shigure and Tohru: *in shock* What?
Ritsu: Yeah, you heard me! And I'm going to start asserting myself right now! Honda - bedroom - now!
Tohru: *snaps to attention* Yes ma'am!
Ritsu: *following her up the stairs* I'm a guy!

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(At school - in the classroom)

Yuki: *unsettled* Miss Hanajima? Why are you staring at me?
Hanajima: *usual monotone* Your eyes... are so... purple...
Yuki: Miss Hanajima, you're freaking me out.
Hanajima: Forgive me... your highness... *stares off into space*

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(Shigure's house - Hatsuharu visiting)

Hatsuharu: *lounging on the couch* That Honda chick is really hot...
Shigure: *staring out the window at Tohru hanging out the laundry* No really, I hadn't noticed...
Hatsuharu: I mean, those short little skirts... she even gives Rin a run for the money...
Shigure: *completely taken with his 'view'* You don't say...
Hatsuharu: She doesn't even realize it... I mean, she's so good looking she'd give a dog a bone...
Shigure: *looks down at himself* Yup...

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(Shigure's house - discussing new years celebrations)

Shigure: *in rapture from the memory* Yuki's dance from three years ago was absolutely breathtaking!
Kyo: *sighs and stares into space* Yeah...
Yuki: *fuming* What... the... hell...
Kyo: *snapping out of his reverie* Uh, that is... I mean... Damn rat! *runs out of the room*
Tohru: *smiling cluelessly* Well, that was interesting! Riceballs anyone?

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(Shigure's house - Ayame visiting)

Ayame: *preening* Does anybody else think that this red jacket makes me look like InuYasha?
Tohru: *runs up to her bedroom and returns with a headband sporting white fluffy ears* Here! The finishing touch!
Kyo: Um, Tohru... Why do you have dog ears in your room?
Tohru: Hanajima said they might come in handy one day - besides, they're not dog ears...
Yuki: Ah... I see... *stares off into space, grinning and blushing*
Kyo: What? What did I miss?
Tohru: They're cat ears - I have a whole outfit!
Kyo: Ah... I see... *stares off into space, grinning and blushing*
Shigure: Oh Tohru! I would surely love to see your little cat outfit one day!
Yuki and Kyo: Pipe down, pervert!
Ayame: *striking poses in the background* Iron Reaver, Soul Stealer! Ah, hahahaha!

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(Shigure, out for a walk in the woods)

Shigure: *singing to himself* Lions and tigers and bears, oh my! Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
Kisa: *jumps out in front of him in tiger form* *growls*
Shigure: Gah! Ooh, interesting though... different song! *starts singing* High school girls! High school girls! All for me! High school girls!
Hanajima: *appears from behind a tree* You rang?
Shigure: Aaargh! *backs away*
Hanajima: *usual monotone* You know... I could... really... rock your world...
Shigure: *running away* Stay away from me, devil woman!
Hanajima: Your loss... *stares off into space*

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Ok, that's all I've got for right now! I should really be getting on with my other stories. I may update this if I think up any more - and especially if I get some good reviews! The Commonwealth Games are on - Go Australia!

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