Fruits Basket Fan Fiction ❯ Hatori's Vacation ❯ Travel Troubles ( Chapter 1 )

Hatori's Vacation

By, Jamie1317kast

 

Imagine this; Ayame and Shigure dress an unconcious Hatori in shorts, a Hawaiin t-shirt, and a flower necklace. Intent on giving him the vaction of his life.. whether he wants it or not. Scared yet? You should be.

 

Disclaimer: Fruits Basket is copyrighted to Natsuki Takaya, not me. Neither do I own any of the places that they drop into, that are obviously not mine. I do not own the Wizard of Oz, or the song 'it's the end of the world as we know it'. But I don't know who does own them.

 

Rated R just because it's Shigure and Aya in the same fic.

 

Travel Troubles:

 

* Early morning at the Sohma Estate, and two figures are creeping silently towards the Dragon's House, outlined against the cool, misty dawn. And trying to be quiet.*

 

Figure 1: I'll go in first.

 

Figure 2: Right.

 

*creep, creep*

 

Hatori: Ayame.. what are doing sneaking around my house at five o'clock in the morning?

 

Ayame: *straightens up* oh, nothing at all Tori-san! *smiles*

 

Hatori: *suspicious*

 

Ayame: All right, but it was 'Gure-san's idea! *points a finger at Shigure, who is just now coming in*

 

Shigure: Ha'ri, now, we know you're not going to agree with this,

 

Ayame: Exactly, and we don't want to hurt you Tori-san so..

 

Shigure: Whatever you do,

 

Ayame & Shigure: Don't struggle. * They advance upon Hatori*

 

Hatori: * A look of horror crosses his face* Oh no, you can't! Stay away from me, you two! I don't want anything to do with your crazy scemes! *backing away*

 

Shigure: Now, now, Ha'ri. It's for your own good, you know.

 

Hatori: No! No it's not!

 

Ayame: Yes it is. Don't make us take out the big guns, Tori-san.

 

Hatori: *thinking* what big guns? *backs into a corner* Really, guys. I'm alright. Just, please, whatever you do, don't put me in that thing! *pointing to a pink, flowery object in Ayame's hands*

 

Shigure: Aya! Grab his arms!

 

Ayame: *grabs for Hatori* It's for your own good!

 

Hatori: *is caught* *struggle* No! I don't need a vacation!

 

*as one, Shigure and Ayame knock out Hatori*

 

Ayame: Mission accomplished! *smiles*

 

Shigure: God, he's heavy. Here, Aya, help me get him into these cloths and out to the 'get away car.'

 

*drag, drag*

 

~~~~~

 

*On a random plane*

 

Hatori: *wakes up* where.. where am I?

 

Shigure: you're on a plane! *happy smile*

 

Hatori: why am I on a plane? And why are you here? If you're here, where's Aya?

 

Shigure: well..Ha'ri, we're going to give you the vacation of your life, whether you like it or not. *nod, nod*

 

Hatori: I don't need a vacation.

 

Shigure: Riiiigghhtt. Suuure you don't. anyho- Aya and I are here just to make sure we get you safely to Hawaii.

 

Hatori: I don't want to go to Hawaii.

 

Shigure: of course you do. Where was I? Oh, yes. Aya's up front.

 

Hatori: *sinking feeling* and..dare I ask..what EXACTLY is Aya doing 'up front'?

 

Shigure: asking the pilot if he can drive! *happy smile*

 

Hatori: we're doomed, aren't we?

 

Shigure: yup!

 

Hatori: how can you smile like that, knowing without a doubt, that Aya is going to get us all killed?

 

*before Shigure can anwser, the plane rocks violently back and forth. People grab onto eachother and scream. Shigure looks like he's having the time of his life, and Hatori looks scared to death. Aya's voice comes over the loud speaker*

 

Ayame: as your new pilot, we seem to be having some technical difficulties. Please excuse us as we try to re-attach the steering wheel.

 

Hatori: oh, God… we're going to crash! *looks out the window* but! We're right above the Pacific! We'll drown!

 

Shigure: of course we will! *smile*

 

Hatori: *pinches himself* damn. It's not all just a dream.

 

*the plane starts spiraling wildly out of control, heading straight for the water*

 

Ayame: *over the loudspeaker* thank you for flying Ayame Air Lines, have a nice day.

 

Shigure: *rummage, rummage*

 

*the lights go out*

 

Hatori: *yelling above all the noise* What are you looking for?!

 

Shigure: my Cool Thing!

 

Hatori: your what?!

 

Shigure: my 'Cool Thing'!!

 

Hatori: your what?!

 

Shigure: my-! Oh, never mind! *takes out Cool Thing* *presses the Big Red Button* HOLD ON!!!

 

Hatori: TO WHAT?!

 

Shigure: IT DOESN'T MATTER!!! JUST HOLD ON!!!

 

Ayame: *singing* it's the end of the world as we know it. *singing*

 

*blop*

 

~~~

 

*blop*

 

Ayame: ow, my head hurts…

 

Hatori: I can't believe that we're still alive.

 

Ayame: me either. Where's 'Gure-san?

 

Hatori: that's not important.

 

Ayame: Tori-san, you're so cold.

 

Hatori: yes, I know. What is important, however, is where are we?

 

*suddenly*

 

Shigure: get back! Back, you foul creatures! Back! Back I say!

 

*Shigure is fending off an army of small figures that seem to be advancing upon him*

 

Shigure: *turns and runs behind Hatori* Ha'ri! Save me!

 

Hatori: get off me!

 

Shigure: *hides behind Ayame* quick! Hide! They're coming this way! *points*

 

*They all follow the path of Shigure's pointing finger towards a rustling in the flower beds*

 

Shigure: *sobbing* they're hideous! Oh, Aya, they were singing! And it was horrible! Oh! The torture!

 

Hatori: Hush, you two. Here they come now.

 

* and the flowers part to reveal… Munchkins*

 

to be continued…